Praktikals:
If you are a christian and do not understand that God and Jesus and Holy spirit are one And the same, you pastor no try.


Let me explain it like this. Lets Say your name is Gbajabiamila John Thomas and you travel to London. Because folks over there find it hard to pronounce Gbajabiamila, you answer John over there and Gbaja here at home.

this your analogy is so dumb..who did this to you?

Lie from the pit of hell!
Ok let me say this...
Jesus peace be upon him is the messenger of God!
Let me see what will happen to my phone.

evilive:
Maybe your phone is more Christian than you!

It often happened to me sometimes like that.
Network disappears each time I want to see pornography.
I remembered praying to God for better network,
With prayer and persistence
Network eventually came, but very slow.

I later ask God for uncommon common sense.
Common sense instructed me to change network.
Common sense later suggested good phone.
Since then, God no dey disturb my network again
Xvideos now open on its own once I touch my phone.

Their poster
Ask God for common sense and be determined.
Once you get uncommon common sense.
God will not disturb you again.


NONSENSE

W T F

soulpeppersoup:


Every child of God is a God.

mmm mmm I don't think you're right on this,every child of God is a god not God.God with the small 'g'&not the big 'G'.am I right?

Jesus is Lord.

Congratulations.

The scripture is fulfilled in your life.

"That the eyes of your understanding be enlightened...." Eph 1: 18

This is the beauty of Christianity. When you have a personal experience with God.
This encounter can come in any form.
When this happens, the scripture comes alive in your heart.
You don't need no one to preach certain things, just an encounter is enough.

Mumu of the century!

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Rubbish, I wanted to see you take a selfie with Jesus, same old bullshit

Equity15:
this your analogy is so dumb..who did this to you?

Ask your dad for his analogy and put it here for us to judge

landmark86:



So anybody that now repairs phones, laptops are now Engineers?
NSE & COREN need to do sumtin on this.

Mr Tunde is a phone repairer not engineer, pls let show sum respect for those that studied Engineering courses, tnx.

Don't be too certificate minded. So far he is legally practicing in your engineering or related field he is qualified to be an engineering consultant. He is more useful to the society than your so called white collar engineers

Praktikals:

Ask your dad for his analogy and put it here for us to judge

my dad? speaks well of your upbringing.

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

You are a comedian!

evilive:
Maybe your phone is more Christian than you!

It often happened to me sometimes like that.
Network disappears each time I want to see pornography.
I remembered praying to God for better network,
With prayer and persistence
Network eventually came, but very slow.

I later ask God for uncommon common sense.
Common sense instructed me to change network.
Common sense later suggested good phone.
Since then, God no dey disturb my network again
Xvideos now open on its own once I touch my phone.

Their poster
Ask God for common sense and be determined.
Once you get uncommon common sense.
God will not disturb you again.


NONSENSE

wow you killed it!

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Brother can you please and please shut up,please i beg you....Even Jesus is angry at you right now

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Acts 9:1-31.

God intervened because he knows you were genuinely ignorant. Some will find out after death when it is too late

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

seunmohmoh:
wtf did i just read willyo

the ways of the mind is wondrous itself...

who can i tag to come and read dis sef. jesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

OP, Send me the original write-up, I also want to encounter Jesus

Now you know. Congrats.

Equity15:
my dad? speaks well of your upbringing.

If you had a good upbringing, you would not insult me for saying my mind

Christianity left Israel as a family, came to Rome as a religion, went to England as politics and ended in Africa as business and now turned into slavery

To say I'm disappointed is an understatement. How can you come to such conclusion because of this? I expected something more abeg.

My friend is a wrestling (WWF) enthusiast. One Tuesday as she was going to work, she bragged that NOTHING was going to stop her from watching RAW that night when she's back from work. She said that because there was enough fuel in the power generator set and so not even PHCN could stop her and the TV was working perfectly.
The DSTV subscription was intact.

Behold, around 6:30pm she was already back from work, hoping to enjoy her wrestling show by 7pm. She switched on the TV but the screen was completely blank. She switched it off, put it on again, it was still blank. At that point, her frustration increased. She tried everything should could that night, the Television didn't show up. That was how she retired to bed that night angry.

The following morning, the TV started showing. How do you explain that. For me, I concluded it was God trying to tell us not to brag about tomorrow or the next minute because you don't know what will happen. That thought me some lessons and made believe more in the existence of God

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Bible ever said Jesus was same with God in heaven.

Case closed.

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Jesus is not God, He is not even a messenger of God, He is no Son of God. He is actually the one that is nothing without me, not the other way round.

Go to Israel and you'll be scorned by your gullibility of believing a man that was termed high on ancient Tramadol, roaming about the streets of Jerusalem calling Himself God and him creating everything on earth.

I typed all this & my phone did not blow hot.

Goan die with your stunted brain...

lilianofentse:
How did this make Frontpage
Mods please put this in the jokes section

Trouble maker...you don cum again ba?
With that your pouted lips like baby kinsway...

Halleluyah
Jesus is Almighty God.
Many people are saying all sort of rubbish just because you found out the truth of whom Jesus really is.

The god of this world has blinded the eyes of them to the glory of christ so that they cannot believe and be saved.

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

God bless you....This revelation is personal, no one can take it away from you

God is faithful..... Ignore unbelievers in the thread. One day, they will have their own encounter...

Please how do I make my post appear on Front page on nairaland?

dont make me laff ooooo