ventoh:
RIP! jus look for burial ground of ur choice and go lay ursef under d ground.

and put flowers on top his grave,like the Tom and Jerrys

Ogbeni carry ur cross ur self...... U nor knw say u dn marry before u allow ur Casanova take ova

Na alna dey give guys bad name so

Just go and buy Coffin , hire undertakers and write you will. ....When Jesus said it is finished, he was actually talking about your Life.

This is fiction, but I wish it's true. Very funny.

lol, amadioha will feast on u very soon.
dis jst made my day

God just visited the Op for the sake of the numerous girls he might have told "go to hell, you can't do me nothing" after chopping and cleaning mouth.

Maybe one of them has even told him "God will fight for me".

Major Esther, kindly help treat this guy's Bleep up as soon as you find out he's an unrepentant cassanova and has just deceived you.

Copy n paste. Saw this last week on ranthq

Fellow nairalanders, let's decide on the hymn we're going to sing for him,
1. This world is not my own!.....
2. It is well, it is well
3. Aye mi eleyio....
Any suggestions?

It's simple, just tell her that you can't date a soldier, that your mum threatened me disown you if you marry one

Part 2?

Dead men tell no tales.

Bros e go be na

CosmicPhoenix:

you are even married with kids but you are flirting like a teenager,dont forget to update us with part 2 of your story.


you are DEAD MEAT,real DEAD MEAT

Lol

u wan chop pussy,pussy u shall chop