FROM THE HADITH OF SAHIH MUSLIM, vol. 1,

1.582: Abu Huraira narratedAbu Huraira was one of the writers of the Quran who gave his own account about Muhammed, just like Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were to the gospels)

Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind (farts) with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed."

FROM THE HADITH OF SAHIH MUSLIM, vol. 1, #751:

Abu Sufyan reported it on the authority of Jabir that he had heard the apostle of Allah say: "When Satan hears the call to prayer, he runs away to a distance like that of Rauha". Sulaiman said: "I asked him about Rauha." He replied, "It is at a distance of 36 miles from Medina."

BUKHARI 4.495: (cf. 3.505B and 6.530)

Abu Said Al-Khudri narrated:

The Prophet said, "If while you are praying, somebody intends to pass in front of you, prevent him; and should he insist, prevent him again; and if he insists again, fight with him (i.e. prevent him violently e.g. pushing him violently), because such a person is a devil."

Muhammad bin Sirin narrated:

Abu Huraira said, "Allah's Apostle put me in charge of the Zakat of Ramadan (i.e. Zakat-ul-Fitr). Someone came to me and started scooping some of the foodstuff of (Zakat) with both hands. I caught him and told him that I would take him to Allah's Apostle." Then Abu Huraira told the whole narration and added "The thief i caught said, 'Whenever you go to your bed, recite the Verse of "Al-Kursi" (2.255) for then a guardian from Allah will be guarding you, and Satan will not approach you till dawn.' " On that the Prophet Muhammed said, "He (Shaitan) told you the truth, though he is a liar, and he was the Shaitan."

FROM SAHIH MUSLIM, vol. 3, # 5008:

Ibn Umar narrated Muhammed as saying, "When anyone of you intends to eat (meal), he should eat with his right hand, and when he (intends) to drink he should drink with his right hand, for the Satan eats with his left hand and drinks with his left hand." 

Mind you, this were not mere figuratives but are real practises by Muslims till date

This Hadith illustrates more of Muhammad's superstitions.  I never knew Satan eats and drinks with his left hand?!  Does Satan pitch with his left hand?  Does he write with his left hand?  Is Muhammad saying that lefties are following in the ways of Satan?  Would Muhammad consider the great southpaws of baseball to be emmissaries of Satan?  According to Muhammad, are ambidextrious people cursed, or part evil, part good, or

Muhammad's foolishness has probably caused people who are naturally left handed a great deal of grief.  Imagine having to live in a culture that considers being left handed a taboo or weakness.

4.509:  Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him."

And from the Hadith of Sahih Muslim Book 41, Number 7131: [5]

Narrated Abu Sa'id al-Khudri:

Allah's Apostle said:  When one of you yawns, he should try to restrain it with the help of his hand since it is the Satan that enters therein.

BUKHARI

8.242:  Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say: May Allah be merciful to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah). But as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning, Satan will laugh at him."

Satan laughs at people who make a sound when they yawn?.  What on earth was that dude thinking when he said Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning!
OMG! but me thought Germs are spread via sneezing, while the body gets more oxygen when it yawns.  Yawning is indeed beneficial to the human body, so why would Allah not like it?  And if Satan enters through a yawn, couldn't he enter through a nose at any time? afterall we indirectly yawn with our nose every second 

A sincere Muslim teacher will tell you that superstitions played in Muhammad's mind and he spoke any strange thing that his imagination conjured up.

2.245: Narrated 'Abdullah :

A person was mentioned before the Prophet and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, "Satan urinated in his ears."

4.492: Narrated 'Abdullah:

It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise). The Prophet said, "He is a man in whose ears (or ear) Satan had urinated."

How on earth can a urine poured on someone make him sleep late into a new dawn. . .goosh. On the second, i never knew Satan urinates on people. . .my lil cousins will finally see who to blame for the wet spots on their mattresses everymorning LOL!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadith

Hadith (pronounced /ˈhædɪθ/;[1] Arabic: الحديث‎ al-ḥadīth [ħaˈdiːθ]; pl. aḥādīth; lit. "narrative" are narrations concerning the words and deeds of the Islamic prophet Muhammad. Hadith are regarded by traditional Islamic schools of jurisprudence as important tools for understanding the Qur'an and in matters of jurisprudence.[2] Hadith were evaluated and gathered into large collections mostly during the reign of Umar ibn AbdulAziz during the 8th and 9th centuries. These works are referred to in matters of Islamic law and history to this day. The two main denominations of Islam, Shi`ism and Sunnism, have different sets of Hadith collections.

FROM SAHIH MUSLIM, VOLUME 3, #5279:

Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger as saying: A bell is Satan's musical instrument

Hadith scholars believed the guy (Muhammed) simply hated bells and so coined it into his religion. making folks believe Satan has a bell and probably uses it to ring sounds. . .goes to show that muhammed must have been exposed to some hypnotizing classes. 

Tonye-t:

^^Bro, u aint grasping the true essence of the Hadiths

Hadiths are real life narrations of writers about the life and full story of Muhammed. They make up the full core of the true islamic essence just like the Quran. Without reading the Hadith, one is yet to be a muslim.

Tonye-t:

note: Muhammed is referred to as Allah's Apostle

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MY COMMENT

Tonye-t link=topic=524918.msg6872117#msg6872117 date=1286192480:

Just imagine

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MY COMMENT

Mind you, this were not mere figurative but are real practices by Muslims till date

This Hadith illustrates more of Muhammad's superstitions.  I never knew Satan eats and drinks with his left hand?!  Does Satan pitch with his left hand?  Does he write with his left hand?  Is Muhammad saying that lefties are following in the ways of Satan?  Would Muhammad consider the great southpaws of baseball to be emmissaries of Satan?  According to Muhammad, are ambidextrious people cursed, or part evil, part good, or

Muhammad's foolishness has probably caused people who are naturally left handed a great deal of grief.  Imagine having to live in a culture that considers being left handed a taboo or weakness.

Noow let us ask the "wise" man? the following questions:

1.where did the hadith said one should not write with his left hand?

2.All the following assertion where did you get it from" Is Muhammad saying that lefties are following in the ways of Satan?  Would Muhammad consider the great southpaws of baseball to be emmissaries of Satan?  According to Muhammad, are ambidextrious people cursed, or part evil, part good, or "  

From the above you will come to the conclusion that the truth appears to be an embarrassment to you as the Prophet forbade the use of Left hand with respect to eating alone, but satan made lies seem fair to you, that was why you decided to add foolish questions where they can hardly be asked? If I say the earth is spherical, a person like you would ask the seem less question, does that make an egg a planet.

Now the hadith is a medical miracle as we can obtain the following:

1. Muslim generally use their left hand to attend to their personal hygiene when in toilet, hence using the same left hand even if washed is very disgusting.

2. The hadith makes it imperative on people to not to use their left hand because of the perceive usage of the left hand in different germ implicating activities, further more the hadith teaches that good personal hygiene. which we all can make do of.
     Now, common to Nigerians we do not use our left in eating food rather we make do of our right, this Practice I believe is also due to the usage of the left hand in attending to personal matters.

As for you you can feel free to use your left hand to eat pork a filthy animal after using tissue papers to clean up!

Tonye-t:

note: Muhammed is referred to as Allah's Apostle

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MY COMMENT

These are very bizarre statements. I never knew Satan runs, about 36 miles everytime the Adhan is read, and not just only that, he also farts to prevent himself from hearing the Adhan? . And, if he is runs 36 miles a day, he must be a great athlete i bet!

The second Hadith shows Satan stealing food.  A reference Hadith says that Abu Huraira caught Satan three times stealing food.  Here is the mighty Satan, unable to break out of Abu Huraira's grip!  And here is Satan, having to sneak around and steal foodstuffs.  Note that after he is caught, Satan tells Abu a mystical way to prevent Abu from being harmed from Satan during the night.  Now if Satan was an "absolute liar" (cf. 3.505B and 6.530), why would he tell the truth to Abu?  Why not make up another lie and deceive Abu?  Isn't that like telling your enemy your military weaknesses?  It would have been just as easy for Satan to tell Abu to repeat another verse from the Quran.

The third Hadith is similar to the second, but here Muhammad grabbed Satan, overpowered him, choked him, and thought about tying him up.  Again, here is Satan unable to break out of Muhammad's grip.  Too bad Muhammad didn't tie him up, that way, people could have seen Satan for themselves, and would have kept him from antagonizing the entire world!

The devil is a spiritual creature, I do not know if you have a religion, which will make things in religious circle a joke, but the devils has immense capabilities, if not how is he able to tempt men?

As for satan sneaking and stealing that is not the context it is used, the hadith actually referred to a Jin who was in the habit of stealing from the storage, Jins are of different kinds the good and the bad, we muslims believe that satan and Jins were created from fire, just as man was created from clay and the angels from Light, and the thrid hadith you quoted again plays falsehood to the gallery as it refers to another Jin, which the prophet fought with, but knowing critics of Islam you prefer quoting verbatim without understanding what you were quoting probably from one of those Christian or atheist Extremist pages whefe bedding the truth is as good as doing the God's work and to the atheist defeating religion,Regurgitating lies without any critical analysis of what is actually happening in any case you fail to understand the last two hadith were talking of a Jin. Funny thing you refused to quote the entire hadith, then you would have been sure that the Lies you are dishing out. Inthe words of my lagos friends you have been barbed clean with out you relasing better run to that web page and "collect" your "money".

Tonye-t:

Further. . .

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Hadith scholars believed the guy (Muhammed) simply hated bells and so coined it into his religion. making folks believe Satan has a bell and probably uses it to ring sounds. . .goes to show that muhammed must have been exposed to some hypnotizing classes. 

which hadith scholars? state them if you are truthful.

Tonye-t:

^^Bro, u aint grasping the true essence of the Hadiths

Hadiths are real life narrations of writers about the life and full story of Muhammed. They make up the full core of the true islamic essence just like the Quran. Without reading the Hadith, one is yet to be a muslim.

Kay 17:

We get it, islam does not make sense. Yet no religion does either, that is why its maintained by faith, not with your eyes, ears and head opened.

Give it a rest!

That reminds me, Jacob's idea of genetics is appalling. Joshua grasp of the universe is woeful.

Animals talking,

SAHIH MUSLIM - translated by Abdul Hammid Siddiqi, published by International Islamic Publishing House, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

It read thus: We Muslims believe that the writtings of the Hadiths on account of Muhammed are analogies and some mere metaphors, for when Ruhullah spake through Allah's apostle, some thoughts were reflections of the prophets lifestyle which his followers where obliged to observe.

Foreign Vocabulary of the Qur'an, by Arthur Jeffery, published by the Oriental Institute of Baroda said Allah's prophet hates the sound of some musical instrument for they were evil sound he called it..

excanny:

What i mean is this. Take for an example this Quranic verse and its Hadith interpretation.

The Quran in Sura 4:24 says:
And forbidden to you are
wedded wives of other people
except those who have fallen in
your hands (as prisoners of
war).

FROM SAHIH MUSLIM,
VOLUME 2, #3432
Abu Said al-Khudri
reported that at the Battle of
Hunain Allah's messenger sent
an army to Autas and
encountered the enemy and
fought with them. Having
overcome them and taken them
captives, the Companions of
Allah's messenger seemed to
refrain from having intercourse
with captive women because of
their husbands being polytheists.
Then Allah, Most High, sent
down regarding that: "And
women already married, except
those whom your right hands
possess (Quran - 4:24), (i.e. they
were lawful for them when their
Idda (menstrual) period came to
an end).

Captured married women as sexual property of their captors with Mohammed's blessing? What a shame!

4.523: Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah:

Allah's Apostle said, "When night falls (or it is evening), keep your children close to you for the devils spread out at that time. But when an hour of the night elapses, you can let them free. Close the doors and mention the Name of Allah, for Satan does not open a closed door."

4.533: Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:

The Prophet said, "Cover your utensils and tie your water skins, and close your doors and keep your children close to you at night, as the Jinns spread out at such time and snatch things away. When you go to bed, put out your lights, for the mischief-doer may drag away the wick of the candle and burn the dwellers of the house."

So Satan can actually steal physical objects, and even snatch children, but cannot open closed doors? Again, more of the "boogie man" superstition nonsense. Wondering what will Shaitan be doing during the day time . . . that he only comes out in the night hours.

And again, if the Muhammed's satan goes out to drag wick. . .wonder what he will do in the city where we only have electricity sockets and switches

jcross19:

You see now that no muslim can come and defeed this huh okay up-lawal vedaxcool, nopequeater and others come now the ball is in your court now SHOW UP nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

jcross19:

You see now that no muslim can come and defend this huh okay up-lawal vedaxcool, nopequeater and others come now the ball is in your court now SHOW UP nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Tonye-t:

There are so much to add on that dude called Mo. I'll do so accordingly

nopuqeater:

@Olaadegbu: « #19 on: Today at 05:38:43 PM »Ko si laa akaye rara lori wo omo okunrin olaadegbu yi. Ni bo ni ilu e ni ile yoruba? o ye ki won ko e lomo.


Go to the Thread about Noah's flood and see where you christians, under the leadership of Aletheia were explaining away about sons of God who slept with daughters of Man to produce giants.

Oode gba ni iwo omo yi.


Was Adam going to be a punie little man when he and his wife are the two on earth, among  giant dinosaurs and giant this and giant that? Sometimes the western education is a waste on some people.

nopuqeater:

Tonye-T; Shee o gbo yoruba? Olaadegbu, ti tonye-t o ba gbo yoruba, tuwe nko ti mo fe so fun ni ede oyinbo; Tonye, o ni opolo kobo, sori e.

Now, is most musical instruments not of the Shaitan? Let us imagine a girl who a lover used guitar playing and love song to seduce and got her to do all kinda things she will not be able to tell her momma and if her father finds out, he will a gun and kill the boy who made his little precious girl go through that much gymnastics.


Tonye-t must be a filthy guy. He uses his left hand to wipe his stinks, and without proper cleaning. He forgets the long nails he keeps may keep some of the human dirt he just drop in the toilet. But then Islam says we should clean up. And we do. Guess you do this as the muslims? Medical people, especially Dr. readying themselves to perform surgeries on patients. They do not want to bring a whole ball of wax of germs to the poor person .

When you pee, do you clean up, and mae sure your under pant and trouser are not smelly because of a single drop of urine? The pant will be contaminated or corrupted and deemed not 100% clean if there is a drop wets it. Sorry I use the word corruption just to remind me the state of the Bible.

I will not let any one, especially christian touch the food am ready to consume with the left hand, regardless of how pretty she is.


JCross19 should remain 19, because what a woman hair is good for, is more than it just remaining on the head. Real men, the grown kind with wives know the value.

Finally, is Shaitan (lanatullah) not real? We muslims know that he is and his kind from genie and mankind are the shayatinu and they are real. I know it is the snake that "talks" talked Eve the woman to eat the forbidden fruit and induce the man Adam t it, the reason Adam says to walking in the garden Yahweh,' It is the woman you partnered me with", a tone of blaming Yahweh for not knowing all things and blaming the innocent woman and trying to recluse himself from all personal responsibilities; Just the way the christians are saying Jesus must take the load for them.


Shaitan is open enemy of man, and we in Islam are mindful of his many ways to seduce people from the truth. The christians are safe. They are in his pocket, the reason they dont think about his evil ways anymore. Not all snakes are enemies of man. Some wil kill the rodents and bugs that will destroy your farm and harvest. I guess Shaitan is the friend of people like Tonye-T.


When i have time, InshaAllah I will approach a hadith or two in all that you listed, you ignorant food!