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Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:34pm On Jun 22, 2019
Twenehe:
love it


Tnx bro cool
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by rockyh(m): 10:36pm On Jun 22, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
Am Sorry my people... Couldn't make it up at 9.

I have been purging. I ate hot beans o.. Make wuna pray for me. grin
so sorry dear buy raw pap and mix it with dry ginger take a gulp of it and u will be fyn
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolafans: 10:43pm On Jun 22, 2019
rockyh:
so sorry dear buy raw pap and mix it with dry ginger take a gulp of it and u will be fyn

Tnx bro.... Posting soon.
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Dtraitor: 7:52am On Jun 23, 2019
Lemme sit here, abeg who get lighter mek i lite my cigar while waiting 4 the next update
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 7:57am On Jun 23, 2019
Episode 6

"Calm down man, you will be fine, just relax". The doctor said as he hanged the drip connected to my arm.

Wait! Someone wake me up from my slumber. I wouldn't believe it's that Yahoo boy, small boy for that matter that dealt with me like this. Children of nowadays. To the extent that he has gangs [sobbing].

Look at my mouth... Hoooo hoooo hook! [Crying].

"Doctor, who brought me here, doctor who bring me come here!"

"Two guyz and one lady brought you here in a Toyota Camry yesterday night. According to them, you were involved in an auto crash. So they rushed you down here, paid your bills and left this morning". The doctor explained.

Its your family that will be involved in an accident. Which auto crash? Dem collect my babe.. Hooooo hooo! Still beat me on top... See as my mouth swell up... Hii hiii hiiii! [crying].

"Just calm down young man. Everything will be fine". Said the doctor.

It's can't be fine! It's can't be fine! Because am Hungry! am Hungry! I've not eaten since yesterday...[Crying].

"Let someone get you something to eat, i will be right back". the doctor said as he left with his squeezed lab coat.
Quack doctor! (angry) Doctor that did not know his work. Dem beat  person collect him babe, they come here come scope you say nah accident [Angry].

A lady later brought Semi and Egusi soup to me to eat. I ate as if i was just breaking a fast of forty days and forty night.

******

I was later discharged from the hospital. I took an Okada and went home.

"If you like throw me for gutter o! i no go pay you! This one wey you dey drive bike like say no be human being you carry". [angry]

"Oga no be my fault nah this road no good naim cause am". The bike man replied amicably.

"How will the road be good when all you people do is to snatch people's babe and carry them on your bike". I  said savagely.

The bike man was confused. He couldn't relate with what i just said. He then ignored, he now knew he just carried a mad man on his bike. He kept quiet till we got to my landmark. I paid him and he drove off.

I got home and my compound gate was locked.

"Who is this idiot that locked this gate as if his father owns the house". I thought.

"Kpam kpam kpam!". The gate sounded as i knocked it aggressively but, no one responded.

"Kpam kpam kpam!" I knocked again and still, no one responded.

"Kpam! Kpam! Kpam!". I knocked harder again with a full version if anger on my face. But this time, someone responded.

"Am coming!" The person shouted.
Eeeh eeeh!

"You for no come o, nah cum you for  cum". I returned aggressively.

After waiting for about two minute, the person tries forcing the gate open as it makes unpleasant noice. The gate was finally opened.

"Oh! Brah Segun so you are the one who locked the gate as if its still midnight". I said to him as he tries to cover his pointed and erected joystick in his dirty banana republic boxers.

"Don't mind me please, i was actually sleeping". He pleaded.

"10a.m and you are still sleeping, abi you dey kpansh, this one wey your joystick point out like pistol". I said in my mind.

"Hope no problem? this one you didn't come home since yesterday". He asked feeling concerned.

"I go church". I replied furiously.

"But yesterday was Tuesday nah you hardly go to church during the week" he  argued.

"I can serve my God any day and anytime i feel like Brah Segun, don't disturb me please. (angry).

"And why is your head swollen like this" he asked again.

"Brah Segun! What is it? It's non of your business!" I replied  angrily and walked towards my room.

"Sorry No vex". He pleaded.

"Eeeheen one more thing, why did you allow NEPA to cut our light yesterday when we have paid?" He asked again.

Brah Segun! Brah Segun! Brah Segun! (angry) Please leave me alone ooo (crying) you will tell me boya am the one with the bill. You locked the bill inside your house and left when you know fully that NEPA will surely come around....

"Baeby! Come inside am missing you!" Said a female voice from Brah Segun's room.

You see your life outside like barbeque. But you said you were sleeping. You carry woman put for house. But if it's to hang common NEPA bill outside for Nepa officials to see it and confirm our payment, it will be work for you! Mtcheeeew!" I ranted as i walked to my room angrily.

"Aiiiii!" I screamed as i mistakenly hit my swollen head on my door.
"I shaaa no go kill myself! I shaa no go kill myself! Eeehn! Person no fit just get rest of mind for one day!". I ranted angrily at myself as i place my hand softly on the swollen part of my head in sever pain. (Sobbing).

"Kikikikiki! I heard Brah Segun laughed.

"Thunder will strike that your stupid mouth! Bet it with me! They will sack you from work this week". I fire back at him.

As i got inside my house, i fell to the bed and started thinking about my life. Flashed back to when Ngozi denied me.
"I must get money ooo!" I said to myself (hit my bed in annoyance)

"My phone ranged. It was Funke. What excuse will give to this babe for not calling her and not picking her call since she left". I asked myself.

I then picked the phone and answer the call.

Me: hello baeby.

Funke: don't baby me o! So because I'm not around now, you want to start doing anyhow. (Furiously)

Me: baby it's not like that. (harmoniously)

Funke: like how? Tell me! Like how! I called you several times yesterday and you ignored my calls because you are with one dirty stupid girl abi.

Me: calm down nah. Why are you talking like this. At lease, you should allow me to explain my ordeal.

Funke: OK i'm down. So what happened that made you not to pick my calls.

Me: since...(coughs) since you left yesterday i have been sick and down, that i was even rushed to the hospital  by my Neighbors. I fell and hit my head on a stone yesterday. I can send the pictures to you on your  Whatsapp  to see if you think am lying.

Funke: aaaaawn baby! Wished am there with you. But hope you are getting better? (Sympathizing)

Me: don't worry much baby, i will be fine. (weakly)

Funke: have you eaten?

Me: No baeby, i lost appetite for food.

Funke: please go and look for something to eat my love. Go now please. Call Brah Segun to assist you nah.

Me: No! God forbid! Don't worry i will get it my myself.

Funke: are you both quarreling or what? Why did you say so?

Me: I don't want to involve myself with devils.

Funke: whatever, try and get something to eat OK?

Me: yes baby.

Funke: I love you baby.

Me: I love you more.

Funke: I will call you later.

Me: OK, bye for now.

Then she ends the call.

Hmmmm! Finally.

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Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 8:00am On Jun 23, 2019
Dtraitor:
Lemme sit here, abeg who get lighter mek i lite my cigar while waiting 4 the next update

Dropped bro... You can enjoy.
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 8:08am On Jun 23, 2019
Ann2012 rachealfst
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 8:09am On Jun 23, 2019
bibe Olaxx
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by legendine(m): 8:11am On Jun 23, 2019
So, U have funke that's deep in love with u
U are busy looking for yahoo boy babe

Nice one sha cry cry
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 8:12am On Jun 23, 2019
legendine:
So, U have funke that's deep in love with u
U are busy looking for yahoo boy babe

Nice one sha cry cry

Life of a man. grin
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolafans: 10:53am On Jun 23, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
Ann2012 rachealfst

Where wuna dey
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 11:03am On Jun 23, 2019
bestbiz17 my spirit told me you are here now.
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Ann2012(f): 11:36am On Jun 23, 2019
Bodaolafans:


Where wuna dey

Ayamu here oooo cheesy
Happy Sunday
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 12:23pm On Jun 23, 2019
Ann2012:


Ayamu here oooo cheesy
Happy Sunday


Same dear. How was your night.
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 12:24pm On Jun 23, 2019
Who want episode 7?

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Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by emmydiamon(m): 12:29pm On Jun 23, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
Who want episode 7?
everybody need am.
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 12:31pm On Jun 23, 2019
emmydiamon:
everybody need am.

Oyah... Coming through
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by EngrKem: 1:13pm On Jun 23, 2019
Omo u noget joy
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 1:21pm On Jun 23, 2019
EngrKem:
Omo u noget joy

At all grin
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Ann2012(f): 1:25pm On Jun 23, 2019
Bodaolawrites:



Same dear. How was your night.
Fine yours?
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Tobimma: 1:28pm On Jun 23, 2019
Bobo come update nah. Na u b the first writer I see for this forum wey just start story and the update dey slow. Imagine u never update up to seven episode u don already dey starve us. Work on that bro
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by seuncyber(m): 1:40pm On Jun 23, 2019
Update oh church don closed

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Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Callertunez: 1:46pm On Jun 23, 2019
PharoahIII:
I would like to believe someone in primary school wrote this, this work (if I may call it that) is replete with grammatical blunders. Your syntax is incoherent, the punctuation is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Please stop addressing yourself as a writer. Try your hand at something else, writing is quite patently not for you. I strongly recommend Brighter Grammar Bks 1 -4.
if only we could take our own advice. You didn't entertain us with a story yet you are throwing jabs at the one who did. Even the so called top writers give their works to an editor to check out for all the loopholes you pointed out. Criticize without emotions.. DEY USE YOUR HEAD.. no derail this thread..

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Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 2:33pm On Jun 23, 2019
Callertunez:
if only we could take our own advice. You didn't entertain us with a story yet you are throwing jabs at the one who did. Even the so called top writers give their works to an editor to check out for all the loopholes you pointed out. Criticize without emotions.. DEY USE YOUR HEAD.. no derail this thread..

Don't mind him
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 2:33pm On Jun 23, 2019
seuncyber:
Update oh church don closed

Soon baba
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 2:33pm On Jun 23, 2019
Tobimma:
Bobo come update nah. Na u b the first writer I see for this forum wey just start story and the update dey slow. Imagine u never update up to seven episode u don already dey starve us. Work on that bro

No vex... I won give wuna the best.
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 9:00pm On Jun 23, 2019
My Loyal FAM... Am very sorry for keeping you starved without updating. My daily activities kept me. Am sorry. Please forgive Bodaola.. cry

Don't worry i promise everyone one beer.

For all the guyz here, i promise you one one babe. grin
I deg serious o... grin
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by emmydiamon(m): 9:16pm On Jun 23, 2019
When you go drop the next episode?
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 9:20pm On Jun 23, 2019
11:59pm. Promise cool
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by seuncyber(m): 10:27pm On Jun 23, 2019
Why 11:59

You dull my Sunday as premiership no they again


Update now
Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 2:43am On Jun 24, 2019
Episode 7

I looked around my scattered and stuffy room, looking so unkept. My bed sheet was at one side of the bed. Since i got nothing but misery from the stupid Ngozi of a girl and that bastard Yahoo boy that EFCC will soon catch.

Phone rings again. Who's this again. To my surprise, it was Sandra my new catch. Wow! This one Sandra called me. Hope all is well. Then i picked the phone and answered her call.

Me: Hello Bae.

Sandra: Hi dear, how are you doing?

Me: I'm fine and you?

Sandra: fine. Are you at home?

Me: yes I am.

Sandra: OK, am coming.

Me: OK, am waiting.

Sandra then drops the call.

But can't we men resist babe coming to our house. Even with swollen head, I still want to welcome babe to my house. Mumu me! Could you believe my Zlatan is already rising and ready to Kapaichumarimarichupako! aaaai! (in Zlatan's Voice).

Brethren! At times it good to have female visitors. If you see how i fix my scattered room in 2minutes eehn... You will give me your sister or girlfriend as an accolade. I cleaned every part of my room, even the corners that broom haven't touch in two months. Sprayed room freshener and place my Shin guard under the pillow. The sharp guyz will know what i mean.

Haaa! all because of one minute enjoyment.... Oh! Sorry... 2hours enjoyment. Before you guyz will think i last just One minute on bed. As in indomie timeout. Don't get me wrong o! I'm bad o! If you are doubting me, bring your babe to me let me Kapaichumarimarichupako. I bet you she will shout aaaai! (in zlatan's voice).

A knock on the door. "Come in". I said.
As Sandra walked in with a cooler as i hugged her warmly.

"Missed you". She said.

"I missed you more baby". I relied.

"What happened to you head, why is it swollen". She asked..

"Don't mind me joor, i fell from bike but am getting better". I lied.

"Sorry dear, I even brought you food. Hope you are going to like it." She said as she bends to open the cooler.
"Wow! You are such a Darling". I said as i can't wait to see what's inside the cooler.

Omg! Fried rice and chicken. I quickly rushed outside to get two bottles of cold malt. One for her, one for me. Then we both ate together. Make she no come poison me. I'm still getting to know her. So if she tries any nonsense, we die together.

After eating and having a long gist, Telemundo mode became activated. As i started smooching with immediate alacrity as she didn't resist. We smooched and smooched and smooched.

Now, its time to Kapaichumarimarichupako as my Zlatan is already aaaaaiiii! (Lol) I aimed my Shin guard. If you see the way i tour it in a second with my teeth and wore it on my Zlatan. It's as fast as electric in a cable.

"Baby, please lock the door and drop the curtain". She said softly with her eyes deem like low current light.

I then, rushed to the door and locked it, dropped the curtain then jumped to the bed again like the way they play those games in Big Brother Naija.

I was about to start my Zanku to the world Concert, when she said "Ola i need some head".

Mumu me! Mumu me! Stupid me! Hooohooohooo! I will kill myself! I want to take snipper (crying). I don't have sense, who will borrow me sense (cries). Why did i! Why did i accept!

I then bend my head and started licking her plate. I licked her plate as if i was licking Egusi soup and she was moaning thoroughly. I licked and licked and licked till suddenly, I felt a cold liquid on my tongue. I felt it on my face too. I then touched it but couldn't see what it was because the room was dark.

"Continue baeby". She said as she tries to push my head down to her Local government again but i resist. Jumped up and went to switch on the light.

Ayeeee mi temi bami! I'm finished! Kuku kill me! I'm dead already! You will kill me today! Haaa haaa hoooo hoo (crying). You must kill me Sandra! If don't kill me you wouldn't leave here. Did i offend you? Why did you chose to ruin my life! (cries and rolled on the floor).

Sandra is seeing her period oooooo! I have licked all the whole blood inside her intestine! (Cries).


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Re: CUM INSIDE (romance Thriller) by Bodaolawrites(m): 8:15am On Jun 24, 2019
olaiyatolulope i sight you dear cool

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