Our findings just revealed that GEJ has approved plans to purchase a yatch worth $98 billion (dollars) for campaign 2011.

Verifiable sources wishing not to mention their surname at the bank where the transfer was effected, says that some top government officials were in the negotiating team far away in Florida, USA. They however said for interested Nigerians  they can call this number for more info:

+001 415 785 2369

source: http://ballardProgrammes.com/nigeria/2011_elections/yatch.html

Even from verifiable sources, Patience has signified her intention to have the Yatch named after her.

I remember Bob marley, you can fool some people sometime, but you cant fool all of the people all of the time, now you see the light stad up for the right!!!!!!!

Obo you are a devilish liar

media.

*faints*

Where is the money coming from? This has to be a lie.

A Submarine or Yatch

My brother, does that matter? Wo eye e. To ba je pe otito wa ninu oro yii, a ga fun GEJ gan ni o.

OP , Thanks for the comic relief.

Ileke-IdI:

My brother, does that matter? Wo eye e. To ba je pe otito wa ninu oro yii, a ga fun GEJ gan ni o.

I still can't doubt it,bcoz ti election ba ti n sunmo bayi orishirishi lo mama GBO.
miss u

Theres no need adding a source cos this one is a fat lie.

$98b? Isnt that our entire yearly budget already? This story is false on so many counts.

D-sense:

I still can't doubt it,bcoz ti election ba ti n sunmo bayi orishirishi lo mama GBO.
miss u

tooto lo so jare.
Awww is that so? Put my name in your $7bn insurance will, rich boy 

Ileke-IdI:

tooto lo so jare.
Awww is that so? Put my name in your $7bn insurance bill, rich boy

hmm Dear,u re too funny ,hope u re feeling so euphoric at home.
Waiting for tomorrow to knock d door.lol.

Lmao. Na which kain door? Abeg, se o ti de level yen ni?

Lol not too much, maybe your voice can lift up my spirit

Ileke-IdI:

Lmao. Na which kain door? Abeg, se o ti de level yen ni?

Level wo lo n pari wo ,ma a ma ko bami ni NL, lol

Lol not too much, maybe your voice can lift up my spirit

Eyea Sorry,I guess i can do that but drastic since u re browsing on d phone.
Try to be cool coz i know u miss me .

Lol who told ya that I did? I have my bootycall, MaziUche to keep me company.

Ileke-IdI:

Lol who told ya that I did? I have my bootycall, MaziUche to keep me company.

Hmm serious so i can go offline den

Lol no nau. He was just a one day thing. No strings attached. Dnt go nau

Ileke-IdI:

Lol no nau. He was just a one day thing. No strings attached. Dnt go nau

Ok oooo.If u say so ma.Hmmmm u re falling already.lol

Falling ke? My back is made out of brickwall. Impossible to fall. Lol

Ileke-IdI:

Falling ke? My back is made out of brickwall. Impossible to fall. Lol

And wat if i ask da ur Back made of Brickwall to bend n ko.lol

Na one hot gbosa I go treat ur face. No try am

Ileke-IdI:

Na one hot gbosa I go treat your face. No try am

Surely i can't withstand ur hot gbosa.Don't miss da buss dis time ooo.lol

If I did, will you come and take me home on your white horse with your shining armor?

Ileke-IdI:

If I did, will you come and take me home on your white horse with your shining armor?

Don't coz I don't deserve u.lol
Actually ma white horse is very sick ''can't stand on his feet'' nd ma shining armour has been stolen.

@Poster, You are a P-H-U-K-I=N=G LIAR, our N4.2tr budget is about $28bn so where is the money coming from? I'm really irritated by your ignorance. By the way do you know what a $98 billion yatch is? It should take like 5 years minimum to build since they don't come presale or do they? You have all the knowledge of the world in front of you(internet), confirm things first.

D-sense:

Don't coz I don't deserve u.lol
Actually ma white horse is very sick ''can't stand on his feet'' nd ma shining armour has been stolen.

Lol na so we see am o. Stolen indeed lol

Ileke-IdI:

Lol na so we see am o. Stolen indeed lol

Lol.how' u spending yah day over there?
I hope we have not overthrown the thread.

Lol oops. I think so.
Very bad thing to do

Ileke-IdI:

Lol oops. I think so.
Very bad thing to do

Very bad thing to do but we did already.lol

Guys need to pass pre-test before joining nairaland, do you know what 98 Billion Dollars is ?

D-sense:

Very bad thing to do but we did already.lol

Going to bed sooner.
Have a good night ,see him in ur dream.lol