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| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by DonBenny77(m): 7:47pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
There is only one Zlatan.
The rest are wannabes 1 Like |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by frankmoney(m): 7:48pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Earthquake3:
Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - When he was 10yrs, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4. When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
16 - Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird
17 - Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
18 - Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears a pajama Zlatan.
19 - Zlatan plead guilty to murder and was acquitted.
20 - Zlatan can cut through a hot knife with butter
that's a Chuck Norris joke |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by 989900: 7:52pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Osyxcel:
So Carlos Vela is still playing professional football 
Carlos Vela for Football Manager that year, very sharp striker.  Na injury spoil im career sha.  “He’s a player who, if he wanted, could have been in the top 10 in the world. But for him, the most important thing was just to be happy in his own way. He was happy with his life at Real Sociedad.” Vela was so talented, his calmness in front of goal is mesmerising. I had thought he could be half of what Messi is, but he's kinda too complacent for the competition. If he had half the work ethos of CR7, he would have been at the least, a balon d'Or nominated player!
He wanted to enjoy life, he wanted to play basketball, etc. 1 Like |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
When Zlatan was much younger, he said Arsene Wenger asked him to come for trial in Arsenal. He said he Zlatan doesn't do audition. |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by roqrules04(m): 7:59pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Zlatan the Lion.
Lions don't compare themselves to human 1 Like |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by JubrilBuhari: 8:00pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Earthquake3:
Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - When he was 10yrs, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4. When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
16 - Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird
17 - Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
18 - Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears a pajama Zlatan.
19 - Zlatan plead guilty to murder and was acquitted.
20 - Zlatan can cut through a hot knife with butter
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| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Jokerman:
Lol... My favorite team of all time though
Dino Zoff
Dani Alves. Beckenbauer Maldini R.carlos
Patrick Viera
Maradona Zidane
Messhit R9. CR7 Great team!! Mine (Because I watched them and they were/are excellent) Oliver Kahn Cafu Maldini Terry R. Carlos Makalele Zizou Scholes Messi Ronaldo C. Ronaldo GOAT 11 ( I don't watch most of them. All time is a very long time tho  ) Lev Yashin Cafu Baresi Moore Djalma Santos Beckenbauer Maradona Di Stefano Messi Pele Cristiano Honorable mention Cruyff, Best, Gerd Muller Platini, Puskas, Garrincha etc!!! Football is the best sport in the world for real  1 Like |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Icon79(m): 8:11pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
LOL. Here's my list: Dino Zoff Cafu - - Franz Beckenbauer - - Franco Baresi - - Paolo Maldini Zinedine Zidane - - Johan Cruyff - - Ronaldo DeLima (the real Ronaldo) Diego Maradona - - King Pele - - Leo Messi (aka da GOAT) O pari Jokerman:
Lol... My favorite team of all time though
Dino Zoff
Dani Alves. Beckenbauer Maldini R.carlos
Patrick Viera
Maradona Zidane
Messhit R9. CR7 |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by macho44(m): 8:15pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
post=80071249:
Zlatan The King!
The only Zlatan we know!!
Any other Zlatan is a counterfeit!!! if i say "I" you say "BI" anoda man say "LE" sisi na u sabi ooo 1 Like |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by harryjunior17(m): 8:15pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Ibracadabra... A very good player.. a very strong striker in play station.. he powers any player he comes across.. it's cus of him i always choose psg when playing play station .. |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Adakintroy2: 8:17pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
facts about zlantan.
#1. Zlantan has counted from one to infinity twice.
#2. Zlantan does not need to cheat death.zlantan wins fair and square.
#3..before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for zkantan.
#4. There are no Ctrl buttons on zlantan computers. Thats because zLatan is always in control.
#5. Google search for zlantan is a waste..you don't find zlantan, zlantan finds you.
#6. Zlantan has save the avengers from Thanos twice.
#7. Zlantan does not have to wear a watch, zlantan decide what time it is.
#8. Zlantan died many yrs ago but death still afraid to come and claim him.
#9. ZLantan once strangled a man to death without touching him.
#10..death once had a near zLatan experience.
#11. If zombies apocalypse start. ZLantana does not need to survive, the zombies do.
#12..zLatan knows Victorias secrets.
#13. Zlantan dogs picks up its own shiiit. Zlantan does not take shiiiit from anyone.
#14. Zkantan calender goes from 31st may to 2nd april. No one makes a fool of zlantan.
#15..zLatan never have a heart attack..no heart is foolish enough to attack zLatan.
#16. Zlatan can divide by zero. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by crazygod(m): 8:17pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
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| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by MANNABBQGRILLS: 8:25pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
macho44:
if i say "I" you say "BI" anoda man say "LE" sisi na u sabi ooo Lol . Catch the drift bro! 2 Likes |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by lereinter(m): 8:29pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents
Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes
The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house
In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition
Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan
Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com
When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile
When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada
When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.
When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back
When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan
When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working
When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless
When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.
When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person
When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out
When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie This na strong eulogy |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Femeto: 8:29pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Stupid man. I tree cannot make a forest. |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by TriggahMan(m): 8:30pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Tripitaka:
Zlatan Ibrahimovic chooses his favourite team of all time... and picks HIMSELF 11 TIMES!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been up to his usual antics after choosing his favourite XI of all time.
Ibrahimovic has played for European giants across the biggest leagues, including Ajax, Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, AC Milan, Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester United.
So it comes as no surprise that over the years, he has certainly developed a massive sense of self-belief.
KAnd that has shown once again on Monday after he revealed to his huge following on Instagram - who makes his favourite team of all time.
Amusingly the former Sweden international posted a graphic of his team, named 'Zlatan FC - the Hungry Lions', which consists of 11 headshots of himself.
The LA Galaxy star captioned his social media post: 'My favourite team of all time. I only have to decide the coach. Maybe will be Zlatan.' He just will never change, will he?
After tormenting defences across Europe, Ibrahimovic is continuing to strike fear throughout his opponents in the United States.
The 37-year-old is currently the second highest goalscorer in MLS with 13 behind the 19 of Los Angeles FC's Carlos Vela.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7224323/Zlatan-Ibrahimovic-chooses-favourite-team-time-picks-11-TIMES.html
Baba too much.. At age 37, still kicking and very relevant *GOAT* |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by enemyofprogress: 8:33pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Ibra the best goalkeeper England has ever produced |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by kereman1: 8:35pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Earthquake3:
Hey why did you copy my post? the guy copy ur post come gt more likes than u, it's called unmerited favour  Earthquake3:
Hey why did you copy my post? the guy copy ur post come gt more likes than u, it's called unmerited favour |
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| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Pablonkor: 8:39pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
The only Zlatan I know
Any other person associated with the name 'Zlatan' is a Yahoo Boy. |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Duru009(m): 8:40pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
The most under rated striker in Europe !! |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by grandstar(m): 8:42pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
This guy is just a nuisance. When he left Milan, they asked how he felt the club perform. He said "poorly". They asked why and he said"because they've just sold their best 2 players. Cheeky boy : |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by vincixpresso: 8:51pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents
Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes
The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house
In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition
Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan
Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com
When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile
When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada
When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.
When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back
When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan
When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working
When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless
When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.
When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person
When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out
When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie
When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire
When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator
When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed Cos local man dy craze |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Topmaike007(m): 8:54pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
post=80071249:
Zlatan The King!
The only Zlatan we know!!
Any other Zlatan is a counterfeit!!! baba Zlatan ibile na fake |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by IamSoProlific: 8:57pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
harryjunior17:
Ibracadabra... A very good player.. a very strong striker in play station.. he powers any player he comes across.. it's cus of him i always choose psg when playing play station .. Is it FIFA or Pes, and what year? |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
You never jam Ibra for Pes 2018? IamSoProlific:
Is it FIFA or Pes, and what year? |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by yucydezzy(m): 9:03pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Which your quote? Are the OP? Earthquake3:
Hey why did you copy my post? |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by yucydezzy(m): 9:05pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Him dey score from anywhere for pes2013, na terror hin be aswel alexistaiwo:
You never jam Ibra for Pes 2018?
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| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Clashy(m): 9:08pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
enemyofprogress:
Ibra the best goalkeeper England has ever produced i taught you were kidding. No be lie. |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 9:10pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Icon79:
LOL. Here's my list:
Dino Zoff
Cafu - - Franz Beckenbauer - - Franco Baresi - - Paolo Maldini
Zinedine Zidane - - Johan Cruyff - - Ronaldo DeLima (the real Ronaldo)
Diego Maradona - - King Pele - - Leo Messi (aka da GOAT)
O pari
Lol.... Cr7 hater..... ... Putting delima in midfield |
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