Let me start by mentioning that I do not cook due to my laziness. Let's say I do once in a month.

So there's this girl that comes to my place everyday when she closes from work and we get to eat whatever food I buy and sometimes she brings food too. Even though I sometimes end up using the energy derived on her.

Tonight, I refused to buy anything, hoping that when she leaves, I'll go to a restaurant to eat.
All efforts to tell this lady to go home proved abortive o.

At last when she left, it was already late and all restaurants had closed. I started walking round the town in search of Akara seller.
After about 30 minutes of serious trekking with hunger, I found a place. Quite far from home

Ah! I didn't mention that I newly joined the ulcer gang and I had to quickly eat one out of the #100 Akara balls.
That was when I touched my pocket and discovered I left the money at home.

Before I could beg the boy to let me bring money tomorrow, he already shouted 'mummy!!! ''

His mother didn't even let me explain before she started with "that's how they do, dem no get money and dem go dey find credit"

Well, I'm in my room crying. The hunger is doing me in my chest. I checked google and they are saying something like peptic ulcer.

Please tell me I won't die of pains this night...

Drink water!

You will be fine.

If you have data on your phone, watch porn. You will forget hunger.

CXLVII:
Drink water!

You will be fine.

If you have data on your phone, watch porn. You will forget hunger.

I think drinking water will pepper my stomach o

CXLVII:
Drink water!

You will be fine.

If you have data on your phone, watch porn. You will forget hunger.

The kind advice una dey give people dis days eehhhh... someone said he is hungry and you're advising him to watch porn so he will masturbate, feel completely weak and die of hunger

I don't know how people do it o. Wherever am going and it requires cash, I always double check myself to make the money is there, public transports, eateries and others I must cross check before entering any of them..
I hate embarrassment so badly!

To the Op you would have ran home and gotten the money instead of going to bed hungry which is not good for your condition at the moment.

U shouldn't apologize to anyone if you refused to buy anything wen the lady was around..it's ur money!

If only u could bake NL likes and shares

Poo and eat your poo.... Thank me later

Cletus77:
I don't know how people do it o. Wherever am going and it requires cash, I always double check myself to make the money is there, public transports, eateries and others I must cross check before entering any of them..
I hate embarrassment so badly!

To the Op you would have ran home and get the money instead of going to bed hungry which is not good for your condition at the moment.

If only u could bake NL likes and shares

Ran back ke? If I should walk to the door now, I can collapse.
The place is far o, even if I go back with bike, they must have closed

Milk helps me.

You no get foodstuffs way you go just manage cook tonight. Not even garri and salt at least

Officialgarri:

Ran back ke? The place is far o, even if I go back with bike, they must have closed

That's bad..u won't die..
At least have snacks at home some other time.
Try playing cool music and drift off, before you know it.. it's morning

Quick way to cure hunger! Mixed one cup of salt with water......drink all and pull of ur clothes, repeat same thing again after 10 minutes. U will wake up sound tomorrow

Kirchhoff01:
You no get foodstuffs way you go just manage cook tonight. Not even garri and salt at least

You will not understand, me I don't cook I can relate
One mama gave me some food this evening on getting home the food was very cold. Straight to kitchen to warm it, that's when I discovered my younger brother told me gas has finished two months ago.

If you no day cook kitchen/food stuff necessity will hardly be available.

After what Happened to me sometime ago cause of my carefree attitude, that will later make me sleep in the Police station.

Its now a rule! Money must always be in my pocket, wallet, account, carpet, mattress, sink, trunk, under my back seat, & if possible, in the alloy wheels of my tire.

Cletus77:
I don't know how people do it o. Wherever am going and it requires cash, I always double check myself to make the money is there, public transports, eateries and others I must cross check before entering any of them..
I hate embarrassment so badly!

To the Op you would have ran home and gotten the money instead of going to bed hungry which is not good for your condition at the moment.

U shouldn't apologize to anyone if you refused to buy anything wen the lady was around..it's ur money!

If only u could bake NL likes and shares

No matter how well you check, the day your village people decides on your matter, only a miracle will save you.

Mine was I forgot my purse at home and entered taxi with handbag full of nonsense (makeup purse, ATM, jotter, charger, scarf, pen, etc).

Got to the bus stop I was meant to drop and pay, I didn't see purse in my handbag, you need to see me searching like a mad woman and also shedding tears. The Hausa driver was already cursing me in his dialect.

One of the passenger (a guy), was moved by my tears and paid the money for me, I took his number, after work, I went home, called him and thanked him. Later transferred recharged card to him to show appreciation.

LOL

E dey happen to me everyday

At night I get confused on what to eat

maybe as from 10pm hungry will come and by then all shops have closed.

u will see me drink garriand salt

food stuff full my cupboard. sometime I wake up at night when I am hungry and start cooking..

I'm still alive. The night was rough but I'm awake. Today is Sunday and it will be hard to find a restaurant.

I just hope this girl can branch here with food

desiregold:
No matter how well you check, the day your village people decides on your matter, only a miracle will save you.

Mine was I forgot my purse at home and entered taxi with handbag full of nonsense (makeup purse, ATM, jotter, charger, scarf, pen, etc).

Got to the bus stop I was meant to drop and pay, I didn't see purse in my handbag, you need to see me searching like a mad woman and also shedding tears. The Hausa driver was already cursing me in his dialect.

One of the passenger (a guy), was moved by my tears and paid the money for me, I took his number, after work, I went home, called him and thanked him. Later transferred recharged card to him to show appreciation.

Finish the story abeg.

Officialgarri:
I'm still alive. The night was rough but I'm awake. Today is Sunday and it will be hard to find a restaurant.

I just hope this girl can branch here with food

Glad you made it.


What did this teach you?

Bro start cooking. Eating out all the time is not healthy. Moreover, you will save more. Buying already cooked food isn't good for your finance.

czarina:
Glad you made it.


What did this teach you?

1. Learn to share whatever little thing you have

2. Always have something to fall back on like beverages, snacks

3. Shun laziness and learn to cook

Officialgarri:


1. Learn to share whatever little thing you have

2. Always have something to fall back on like beverages, snacks

3. Shun laziness and learn to cook

Number 2


Yes, shun laziness and learn to cook. You can even bulk-cook and freeze if cooking regularly is a hassle.

Davash222:

Finish the story abeg.

Lol. Story is finished.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Bro starting cooking. Eating out all the time is not healthy. Moreover, you will save more. Buying already cooked food isn't good for your finance.

you know, I may be wrong sha, but, eating out is more economical for me. I don't eat three times in a day, I go to work, I stay till around 11:55am/12pm before eating 400naira, I won't eat again till when I close 5pm, I will probably munch crackers with tea, or maybe buy fruits for dinner.

desiregold:
you know, I may be wrong sha, but, eating out is more economical for me. I don't eat three times in a day, I go to work, I stay till around 11:55am/12pm before eating 400naira, I won't eat again till when I close 5pm, I will probably munch crackers with tea, or maybe buy fruits for dinner.

Let's do the math, the crackers/tea or fruits for dinner.. How much is it?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:




Let's do the math, the crackers/tea or fruits for dinner.. How much is it?

Tea usually buy month end when salary comes in, so, won't really add it on my daily expense. #100 cracker usually do it for me.

Fruits is usually #200 or #300, it all depends

desiregold:
Tea usually buy month end when salary comes in, so, won't really add it on my daily expense. #100 cracker usually do it for me.

Fruits is usually #200 or #300, it all depends

that is roughly 800 perday. equals 24k per month on food only. abeg how much is ur salary?

seanwilliam:
that is roughly 800 perday. equals 24k per month on food only. abeg how much is ur salary?

wow, never knew I spend up to that, and here I was, thinking I am been economical. Some people spend more than that in a day.

When it comes to salary, I think our expenses are usually more than income, yet, we can't explain how we manage to survive.

I am still surprised I spend up-to 24k on food alone in a month.

a single-broke guy like me can manage 15k for food monthly by cooking. lemme breakit down for u.
rice 10 derica 2.5k
5 sphagetti 1k
beans 4 derica 1k
garri 8 derica 1k
semo + wheat 1.5k
gas refilling 3kg 1k
tomato paste +maggi+ pepper+onion 1.5k
indomie 1.5k
provision 2k
soup 4 times per months 3k.

desiregold:
wow, never knew I spend up to that, and here I was, thinking I am been economical. Some people spend more than that in a day.

When it comes to salary, I think our expenses are usually more than income, yet, we can't explain how we manage to survive.

I am still surprised I spend up-to 24k on food alone in a month.

na God dey feed us jare. we dnt act on budget most times.

seanwilliam:
a single-broke guy like me can manage 15k for food monthly by cooking. lemme breakit down for u.
rice 10 derica 2.5k
5 sphagetti 1k
beans 4 derica 1k
garri 8 derica 1k
semo + wheat 1.5k
gas refilling 3kg 1k
tomato paste +maggi+ pepper+onion 1.5k
indomie 1.5k
provision 2k
soup 4 times per months 3k.

Guy... You dan pass bachelor.
You be grandpapachelor nau.

So apt!