Joke of the century!!

Kazri Tunisia #10 the best player on the field.

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

You need to be taking to rehabilitation centre asap,which kind talk be this for God sake?

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

You get hair for nyash? If you get am make you no try am. All the sh1t wey you Don sh1t go dey dry there come melt for inside water wey falomo people dey take baff and drink.

Wahbi Khazri was the man of the match

b0rn2fuck:
The Egyptian fans didn't help this tournament after they for knock out, na empty empty field everywhere

Which one be empty field ??....Empty stadium, na field fans dey stay ?? , If na arewa now, e go be another thing

mastar111:
Man of the Match made in Akwa Ibom for Nigeria...

Yes, from Etinan

Ekong look more formidable in defense when paired with leon balogun.just that balogun is not fit

emeijeh:
Does the name even sound Nigerian?

Apart from the e-kong (commentator's pronunciation)

He was born in Haarlem, Netherlands. Dutch Mum, Naija dad.

I didn’t watch the match bt besides the own goal Ekong played way better than other defenders in the Algeria match the attacks came from the flanks and our midfield weren’t falling back to defend like the Algerians did to create a strong defense.

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

You are terribly stupid to post this rubbish. Suicide is not something to be joked with!

Nigerian VVD!!!
Nobody dribbled pass him. What a rock. Own goal means nothing
If Nigeria has an Origi we would win the AFCON..

Football is nothing without Origi kinda player..

Super Eagle miss you Sunday Mba!!!

shadrach77:



You are terribly stupid to post this rubbish. Suicide is not something to be joked with!

I am sorry but that was how i felt

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

This is how a suicide note looks like...

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

lol if you're ready to die you are ready to live

stingy give and take ekong! u give semifinal, take final and gave bronze... lol, i see what ur doing, ur allergic to gold

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

please next time you want to commit suicide don't announce it on nairaland, it's not healthy for us to hear.

I think it's better of you try it tomorrow you will definitely enjoy it.... Bomb dey ur head..

clems88:
please then come and share your testimony

You would have make the Guinness book of record.quote author=mascot87 post=80373672]Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time
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mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

BọDa wey village people dey follow!

how far bro give me ur control

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

Please stop playing with this kind of thing bro.

Baba don't bail himself from blame

Ok

juanjo2:
even Samuel Kalu dat came in 89mins deserved dat... Ekong own goal

So the team could not win the match just because of an own goal? Didn't they come back against Cameroon?


Nigeria played rubbish in the first half, if you watch today match you will also know that it took the grace of God in the second half.

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

Lolzz

Why not Omeruo or even Khazri?

mascot87:
Guys please, i noticed something today. I was walking on Falomo bridge this morning and something keeps on telling me to jump into the ocean and that it would be fun. I wanted to consider it because in my mind i also think it would be fun to dive into the ocean. It was so strong and i almost did but then i thought about the implication. What if a big fish bite my yansh
Anyway, i did not jump but i think i will have to try it some other time

O boy na so e dey start ooo u better go see psychiatrist
Confirm mumu u never ready to die.anu ofia

richard870:
Lolzz

What is amusing about that

richard870:
Lolzz

What is amusing about that

If things like that can be funny to you then you just as sick as him and should follow him and jump in the same ocean

Jchi9876:


What is amusing about that

If things like that can be funny to you then you just as sick as him and should follow him and jump in the same ocean

Chill man, dude cracked a joke and I only reacted as expected of a sane person. So what's the fuss about

Wanyor:
I think it's better of you try it tomorrow you will definitely enjoy it.... Bomb dey ur head..

give and take man