CaptainMitch:
Coconut head bring your own womb

but I'm not the one whose womb is scratching na She is above, please goan meet her and discuss how to stop the womb scratching. You are talking to the wrong person

Jacinthe:


What a thread. Funny op.
Very beautiful baby you have.

Thanks a bunch sis...

lilmax:
how irritating

Your cross

Meme alerts

daddytime:
On the 10th of January, madam had been obviously well far gone, in pains and I'd gone pep talking her into holding strong and ended up taking these pics of her...

We'll like to see pictures when she's 70 years with her good looking grandchildren. Don't fall our hand o!

daddytime:
We had managed to hold on through the night while I got busy getting all set just in case...

At the first crow the next morning, we had dashed down to the hospital where she was checked and placed on bed rest and under observation while monitoring how much she was dilating that point...

With my heart in my mouth, I'd gone pacing up and down the hospital premises until we were advised she'd have to get under the knife in a CS seeing how she wasn't dilating as was expected.

I had given the go-ahead not minding the financial implications...mother and baby's life were paramount I said...

In less than 30 minutes, I was called in and handed a wrapped stuff amidst congrats from the nurses...

Me: Kile leyi.. I had muttered to myself and to their hearing...

Nurses: " Your baby, they all chorused"...

Me: Ah ah...e do finish, wey my wife?

Nurse: She dey theater, yes e don finish...

Me: You mean say na this baby occupy that duplex?

Nurses: Yes o.

I proceeded to unwrap what I was handed...

Fear catch me when i see the chekelen thing...e no resemble boy e no resemble girl...na so i turn him butt come see say na babe..

Wow...this babe small o

And then she let out a screamer...see shout and cry...wetin happen...welcome to Nigeria na Bubu be our Presido here o my daughter...

The smallie no gree hear o...

For my mind, i say which kind wahala be dis o...this girl wey no big pass my palm dey provoke o

I almost wan run leave the baby with the nurses I no fit lie...

The picture below was what was handed straight from the oven...

Congrats bro. Watch some nairalanders turn this ur beautiful baby's pic into a meme

I am ready to be a father

So cute

She's cute. God bless and preserve her

daddytime:

Hahhaaha...
Thanks so much Sisioge

Wow beautiful baby. mine is 5months old.

daddytime:

Hahhaaha...
Thanks so much Sisioge

Wow beautiful baby. mine is 5months old.

Thanks a bunch guys....

We just done fighting during her bath time...na my turn to bath her today...

daddytime:
My dear people, I present to you that smally now at 6 months old and all puffed up...

Meet her Excellency...Ms Sage Ehianeta Dabira Ojieson...

So so beautiful
God keep, and Bless her

Baby too fyn mbok.. Lawd

daddytime:
My dear people, I present to you that smally now at 6 months old and all puffed up...

Meet her Excellency...Ms Sage Ehianeta Dabira Ojieson...

Wow.....
Overly beautiful.
God bless daddy and mommy

Very soon the picture of your baby go full nairaland as meme. Just like this

Double post..

So adorable.
God bless her with many more pleasant months and yeaaarrsss! Congrats, little one. I am sure you look cute like momma.

daddytime:
Na so we continue to dey push the matter o...until we come dey see say aunty don dey gather flesh small small...

Cute baby

Welcome to this beautiful world beautiful Angel.

daddytime:
Na so we continue to dey push the matter o...until we come dey see say aunty don dey gather flesh small small...

I couldn't bear it. just had to quote.

She's so big and beautiful now
She looks cute

Thanks, fams...she say she tuale for all of una o

"She sef dey look me with corner eye"

You got beautiful daughter with a brown skin.

Divay22:

I couldn't bear it. just had to quote.

She's so big and beautiful now
She looks cute

Thanks sis

My ovaries are ready
She's beautiful i must confess

princeking2:

Wow.....
Overly beautiful.
God bless daddy and mommy

Thanks much

daddytime:


Hahhaaha...

Thanks so much Sisioge

See as i just dey laugh since for your matter, that first pics got me 'like which country am i"

congrats dear, she's now so beautiful

What kind of father calls his own child a "thing"? Not once, not twice, not even thrice. It's either you don't understand English or something is wrong with you honestly. And this thread is nothing but child abuse, posting the baby's pictures, making derisive comments like monkey no fine but mama like am, using your own child to catch trips on social media for worthless likes and 5 secs attention. From such behavior, it is clear you need serious psychiatric evaluation.

daddytime:
Na so i carry my thing, hug and kiss am say..after all monkey no fine but him mama like am.

I dress up my thing. Everything wey dey available na oversize I say no shaking...make we manage am...

midehi2:

See as i just dey laugh since for your matter, that first pics got me 'like which country am i"

congrats dear, she's now so beautiful

Thanks so much...