UyaiIncomparabl:


Don't mind me, eyeneka. I'm just trolling around. I'm even planning to shed some weight off.

Mfanaibagha dear

:/

UyaiIncomparabl:


Why do you follow my threads around like a plague?

There is nothing special about you. why then should I stalk you?

UyaiIncomparabl:


It seems you both know each other offline.

lolz. yeah we do, infact he lives in our boys quaters

RoseyJ:


Attention seeker. Is this all you can say to make her like you?

I'm sure you wished you were in her shoes. Anyway, quit wishing cos you never will

Newbreed2018:
In ur mid thirties? Your crude and unruly behavior might be a factor that has hindered u from getting married upto this moment.
For instance, guys on this forum are scared of u becos of the venom that comes out of your mouth.
You are more or less a bitter human being online no doubt offline too.
No man wants to be with a bitter woman.


Don't take my assessment in bad light, I always saw u as a teenager prolly still displaying her youthful exuberance but seeing u r in ur mid thirties and u still like this all hope is lost if u go on this way, that does not mean u r irredeemable tho.

you know her personally?

UyaiIncomparabl:
I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight?

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.

you wept profusely because of #20 change? You never cease to amaze me. You just come out of Oblivion and create controversial thread.

Just try to eat more calories than you expend per day...it is very hard to keep up but works like magic.

backbone503:


I'm sure you wished you were in her shoes. Anyway, quit wishing cos you never will

You idiot, what is interesting about her shoes?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6b0c6kSFpE

UyaiIncomparabl:

Come to my house.

Address?

UyaiIncomparabl:
I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight?

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.

give birth to a child, the weight will come naturally

UyaiIncomparabl:


I'm in my mid 30s. And yes, all is well.

And still weeping profusely for N20? I come in peace

UyaiIncomparabl:
I created this topic in the food section yesterday.....

ÿ what's up? been long, I've tried your both lines countless times ain't going through.. haven't seen you here either. Hope you good?

funmisticqueen:
give birth to a child, the weight will come naturally

Doesn't work for everyone tho. I'm a mom to 2 but weigh 56kg

UyaiIncomparabl:


I'm in my mid 30s. And yes, all is well.

You look 20.

Ishilove:

You look 20.

You know she's being mischievous, right? Uyai is a a clown

Ishilove:

You look 20.

It's God's handiwork, dear.

Will be clocking 39 next month.

UyaiIncomparabl:


It's God's handiwork, dear.

Will be clocking 39 next month.

I refuse to believe the bolded. For real?

Evening newspaper

UyaiIncomparabl:


It's God's handiwork, dear.

Will be clocking 39 next month.

Ebenezer scrooge chick

It probably has to do with the way you carry yourself and not weight per se.

Ogas at the top, irrespective of shape and size develope a commanding presence

I sort of understand the fat thing. When my weight is down, I look much much younger. My wife used to push for me to wear trad so I would look older. One fine day we were traveling and stopped by police who kept demanding to see the owner of the car. It was only later I realized they did not believe I could be the owner.

Work on ceo presence.

OladimejiRufai:
How much do you have sex?

Try swallowing or taking in a lot of cum.

Yes, that is my answer. Let me also join you since you have chosen to be mad.

And if you need anyone to help you with that, daddy is here.

Zaddy

chiddyok:

Zaddy

Which one be zaddy again?

I said I am daddy

UyaiIncomparabl:


It's God's handiwork, dear.

Will be clocking 39 next month.

Slap From Your Fore Father Will Visit You If You no Take Time

XhosaNostra:


I refuse to believe the bolded. For real?

UyaiIncomparabl is crazy

That is the essence of that moniker. Her madness is incomparable

OladimejiRufai:


UyaiIncomparabl is crazy

That is the essence of that moniker. Her madness is incomparable

You reckon?
She seems fine to me lol.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Thanks guys. Thread is closed!

I Have A Great Idea... We Are Going To Be Rich sweetheart, chat Me Up On Facebook

Esthered:
Dear OP, you just want to be fat because you want a bunch of nobodies to respect you. I think that's preposterous. Why not achieve a level of success that makes you earn respect beyond food. I'm of a small stature and weigh 50kg. I'm in my mid 20s and people tell me I'm underweight but when I go for check up, all is always well and that's what matters to me while I focus on my career and build relationships and with this, I'll earn the respect I deserve. I'm not a food person and care less about my stature as people think I'm in my early 20s but then I'm a chartered accountant with years of experience. I'll only think of weight when doctors say it's necessary for child bearing.

dont Mind Her. I Will Get Her Married Soon So She Can No longer Be Jobless

UyaiIncomparabl:


It's God's handiwork, dear.

Will be clocking 39 next month.

Now I know you are trolling

ornicus:
Ebenezer scrooge chick

It probably has to do with the way you carry yourself and not weight per se.

Ogas at the top, irrespective of shape and size develope a commanding presence

I sort of understand the fat thing. When my weight is down, I look much much younger. My wife used to push for me to wear trad so I would look older. One fine day we were traveling and stopped by police who kept demanding to see the owner of the car. It was only later I realized they did not believe I could be the owner.

Work on ceo presence.

LMAO

IamPlato:
dont Mind Her. I Will Get Her Married Soon So She Can No longer Be Jobless

That's harsh.

XhosaNostra:


I refuse to believe the bolded. For real?

Yes babe.

Will be throwing a birthday bash. Hope you'll come?