this post is irritating

You can deceive people sha but not me. The person I’m looking at on your dp is not 35yrs old. I know a 35yrs old person when I see one.

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.

I will be clocking 35 years old next month, on the 21st, so time isn't on my side any longer. I'm so tired as to the threats friends and my parents have been dishing out to me recently. I really think I need to settle down. I'm a very fair skinned beautiful young woman, age is just but a number, you should know that. I'm petite and a bit bulky at my bossom region, not so bulky though (smirks). I'm highly intelligent and in dire need of someone who's highly intelligent than I am. I'm very Sapiosexual.

For starters, I'd appreciate if you're dark skinned, but if you're a little on the light side, I might consider you but I'll appreciate better that you will not be as light skinned as I am. You must be very rich, please. If your parents are also rich, then that's an added advantage to your CV. You mustn't be ugly. You must be very neat. No short men please. 6ft and above, but not too tall either.

Ages 31-37. You must be based in Canada or the USA, having a citizenship of either countries is a very sacrosanct advantage. You know how Nigeria is these days. I'm tired of the stress it gives me, I really don't like stress. I'm too soft.

I admire charismatic men, so if you think you fit my profile, do not hesitate to hit me up.

I repeat, only if you fit my profile. I don't want kids sending me mails. I'll be irate if this happens, and hell usually let loose when I'm very irate.

Nairalanders, I'm tensed please. Make this easy for me, and you too of course. Let's be positive.

Amuocha, I believe you can call on your master to take this to the front page, thanks.

Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Farano.

I know an acquaintance who fit your description, if you are serious reply my mention if not don't bother, he recently got heartbroken and you know once bitten twice shy.

lilmax:
this post is irritating

Walk along quickly! Who asked for your opinion?

Ginaz:
You can deceive people sha but not me. The person I’m looking at on your dp is not 35yrs old. I know a 35yrs old person when I see one.

See this lady. You sure haven't seen young bloods. So, once again, walk along.

nurey:


I know an acquaintance who fit your description, if you are serious reply my mention if not don't bother, he recently got heartbroken and you know once bitten twice shy.

Okay. I've replied.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Okay. I've replied.

Reply seen, he would contact you, he is currently down now if the offer still stands when he recovers he would definitely contact you.

nurey:


Reply seen, he would contact you, he is currently down now if the offer still stands when he recovers he would definitely contact you.

LOL. Tell am say I dey wait am for here.

UyaiIncomparabl:

LOL. Tell am say I dey wait am for here.

Your post is a joke after all. Don't bother again, have a lovely day.

nurey:


Your post is a joke after all. Don't bother again, have a lovely day.

How old is he?

UyaiIncomparabl:


How old is he?

don't bother again you just bashed him because he wanted to commit suicide. Yes it's him my 27years old guy.

Good luck op and kudos for knowing what you want.

nurey:


don't bother again you just bashed him because he wanted to commit suicide. Yes it's him my 27years old guy.

LOL. If na only that guy remain for this whole wide world, then I'll rather perish a spinster. Besides, I said 31-37! I need full grown adults.

UyaiIncomparabl:


LOL. If na only that guy remain for this whole wide world, then I'll rather perish a spinster. Besides, I said 31-37! I need full grown adults.

But I followed your school of thought that "Age is just a number"

Also we find LOVE in strange and mysterious circumstances.

nurey:


But I followed your school of thought that "Age is just a number"

Also we find LOVE in strange and mysterious circumstances.

Age, in his stead is quite considerable. He acts, writes and yaps like a kid! He has nasty habits which I can never condone from any man. He smokes, drinks and womanizes with reckless abandon. Those are turn offs, seriously. Another pointer, he's an atheist. I need someone who knows and have a good relationship with the Lord, he mustn't necessarily be overtly religious, but he has to be morally upright. He curses God out loud and isn't remorseful. I'll never refer him to anyone who needs his LOVE.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Age, in his stead is quite considerable. He acts, writes and yaps like a kid! He has nasty habits which I can never condone from any man. He smokes, drinks and womanizes with reckless abandon. Those are turn offs, seriously. Another pointer, he's an atheist. I need someone who knows and have a good relationship with the Lord, he mustn't necessarily be overtly religious, but he has to be morally upright. He curses God out loud and isn't remorseful. I'll never refer him to anyone who needs his LOVE.

Don't be judgmental (no offence) Not everything one writes online is right, also you can't judge ALL books by their cover, he may be loud online but once you get to know him he is as sweet and warm like blackcurrant in real life.

nurey:


Don't be judgmental (no offence) Not everything one writes online is right, also you can't judge ALL books by their cover, he may be loud online but once you get to know him he is as sweet and warm like blackcurrant in real life.

Yeah right! Alfa male online, warm water offline. You'll surely support your ilk. What do you have to say about the part where I wrote about his nasty habits?

Lolz having a chuckle reading the comments.



Uyi... you're mouthed!

UyaiIncomparabl:


Yeah right! Alfa male online, warm water offline. You'll surely support your ilk. What do you have to say about the part where I wrote about his nasty habits?

he smokes cigarettes still mild compared marijuana, he drinks better than a chronic alcoholic and used to womanize he has stopped the womanizing, you can trim the other nasty habits, you are a very intelligent being I am certain you are upto the task.

As for supporting him, what are friends for and not all sheep that walk with dogs eventually taste feaceas.

nurey:


he smokes cigarettes still mild compared marijuana, he drinks better than a chronic alcoholic and used to womanize he has stopped the womanizing, you can trim the other nasty habits, you are a very intelligent being I am certain you are upto the task.

As for supporting him, what are friends for and not all sheep that walk with dogs eventually taste feaceas.

Smoking marijuana is actually a milder poison compared to smoking cigarettes. I hope he reads that part where it's written that 'Smokers are liable to die young' with grasp? If he hasn't, please put it to his notice.

I need a self realized man who has found himself and isn't dabbling, or at least not confused and always contemplating suicide every fortnight of each month. I don't need kids, age isn't just a contributory factor, I think maturity is just a personal thing. He, isn't mature, and until he does, we can never rock and roll.

And for your notice, I'm not a therapist nor do I run a rehabilitation center where I harbour people and have the intention to want to change their habits. I'm human as well. If his parents failed in raising him as a fine gentleman, then that's his hassle, and not mine. We can't totally change our habits, then why try to change other people? I hope he finds peace.

UyaiIncomparabl:



Smoking marijuana is actually a milder poison compared to smoking cigarettes. I hope he reads that part where it's written that 'Smokers are liable to die young' with grasp? If he hasn't, please put it to his notice.

I need a self realized man who has found himself and isn't dabbling, or at least not confused and always contemplating suicide every fortnight of each month. I don't need kids, age isn't just a contributory factor, I think maturity is just a personal thing. He, isn't mature, and until he does, we can never rock and roll.

And for your notice, I'm not a therapist nor do I run a rehabilitation center where I harbour people and have the intention to want to change their habits. I'm human as well. If his parents failed in raising him as a fine gentleman, then that's his hassle, and not mine. We can't totally change our habits, then why try to change other people? I hope he finds peace.

Subtle Rejection noted. I wish you good luck in your search

nurey:


Subtle Rejection noted. I wish you good luck in your search

Thank you, my dear.

Asides your physical what else have you got? Do you have a job, business? What qualities do you possess as a wife? Don't reply me with cooking and cleaning, people have maids for that.

I don't do self entitled, lazy and liabilities.

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.

I will be clocking 35 years old next month, on the 21st, so time isn't on my side any longer. I'm so tired as to the threats friends and my parents have been dishing out to me recently. I really think I need to settle down. I'm a very fair skinned beautiful young woman, age is just but a number, you should know that. I'm petite and a bit bulky at my bossom region, not so bulky though (smirks). I'm highly intelligent and in dire need of someone who's highly intelligent than I am. I'm very Sapiosexual.

For starters, I'd appreciate if you're dark skinned, but if you're a little on the light side, I might consider you but I'll appreciate better that you will not be as light skinned as I am. You must be very rich, please. If your parents are also rich, then that's an added advantage to your CV. You mustn't be ugly. You must be very neat. No short men please. 6ft and above, but not too tall either.

Ages 31-37. You must be based in Canada or the USA, having a citizenship of either countries is a very sacrosanct advantage. You know how Nigeria is these days. I'm tired of the stress it gives me, I really don't like stress. I'm too soft.

I admire charismatic men, so if you think you fit my profile, do not hesitate to hit me up.

I repeat, only if you fit my profile. I don't want kids sending me mails. I'll be irate if this happens, and hell usually let loose when I'm very irate.

Nairalanders, I'm tensed please. Make this easy for me, and you too of course. Let's be positive.

Amuocha, I believe you can call on your master to take this to the front page, thanks.

Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Farano.

Mursz:
Asides your physical what else have you got? Do you have a job, business? What qualities do you possess as a wife? Don't reply me with cooking and cleaning, people have maids for that.

I don't do self entitled, lazy and liabilities.

Do you have the listed qualities or you just came here to gloat?

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.

I will be clocking 35 years old next month, on the 21st, so time isn't on my side any longer. I'm so tired as to the threats friends and my parents have been dishing out to me recently. I really think I need to settle down. I'm a very fair skinned beautiful young woman, age is just but a number, you should know that. I'm petite and a bit bulky at my bossom region, not so bulky though (smirks). I'm highly intelligent and in dire need of someone who's highly intelligent than I am. I'm very Sapiosexual.

For starters, I'd appreciate if you're dark skinned, but if you're a little on the light side, I might consider you but I'll appreciate better that you will not be as light skinned as I am. You must be very rich, please. If your parents are also rich, then that's an added advantage to your CV. You mustn't be ugly. You must be very neat. No short men please. 6ft and above, but not too tall either.

Ages 31-37. You must be based in Canada or the USA, having a citizenship of either countries is a very sacrosanct advantage. You know how Nigeria is these days. I'm tired of the stress it gives me, I really don't like stress. I'm too soft.

I admire charismatic men, so if you think you fit my profile, do not hesitate to hit me up.

I repeat, only if you fit my profile. I don't want kids sending me mails. I'll be irate if this happens, and hell usually let loose when I'm very irate.

Nairalanders, I'm tensed please. Make this easy for me, and you too of course. Let's be positive.

Amuocha, I believe you can call on your master to take this to the front page, thanks.

Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Farano.

Believe this Op.
Believe anything.

She's obviously trying a start a MvF war on Nairaland.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Do you have the listed qualities or you just came here to gloat?

Are you expecting an affirmation to that question? That would be gloating. Hahahhahahahah, funny you.

Theres a clear sentence there that says “ I do not date self entitled, lazy and liabilities, oh! Let me also add, not very bright women to it.

Not one quality outlined in your entire monologue.

Good luck in your find.

Mursz:


Are you expecting an affirmation to that question? That would be gloating. Hahahhahahahah, funny you.

Theres a clear sentence there that says “ I do not date self entitled, lazy and liabilities, oh! Let me also add, not very bright women to it.

Not one quality outlined in your entire monologue.

Good luck in your find.

Yawns. Typical Nigerian male. Gloats everywhere. Well, yea. I'll find what I'm looking for. Just pray it wouldn't be you.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Your profile is quite commendable, though.

Firstly, you're 7.5m tall. Are you trying to induce humour or what? But then you clearly read my post where I wrote 'not too tall'. Now, that's an offence.

Secondly, my prospective husband will know the difference between 'Am' and 'I'm'. You made that blunder twice, if not thrice, and it wasn't deliberate.

Thirdly, you must be based in one of those countries or atleast, planning to migrate. You're here in Nigeria.
One question, are you rich?

And yes, I look much younger than my age. Thank you.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Your profile is quite commendable, though.

Firstly, you're 7.5m tall. Are you trying to induce humour or what? But then you clearly read my post where I wrote 'not too tall'. Now, that's an offence.

Secondly, my prospective husband will know the difference between 'Am' and 'I'm'. You made that blunder twice, if not thrice, and it wasn't deliberate.

Thirdly, you must be based in one of those countries or atleast, planning to migrate. You're here in Nigeria.
One question, are you rich?

of course am rich. Am rich with words.

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.

I will be clocking 35 years old next month, on the 21st, so time isn't on my side any longer. I'm so tired as to the threats friends and my parents have been dishing out to me recently. I really think I need to settle down. I'm a very fair skinned beautiful young woman, age is just but a number, you should know that. I'm petite and a bit bulky at my bossom region, not so bulky though (smirks). I'm highly intelligent and in dire need of someone who's highly intelligent than I am. I'm very Sapiosexual.

For starters, I'd appreciate if you're dark skinned, but if you're a little on the light side, I might consider you but I'll appreciate better that you will not be as light skinned as I am. You must be very rich, please. If your parents are also rich, then that's an added advantage to your CV. You mustn't be ugly. You must be very neat. No short men please. 6ft and above, but not too tall either.

Ages 31-37. You must be based in Canada or the USA, having a citizenship of either countries is a very sacrosanct advantage. You know how Nigeria is these days. I'm tired of the stress it gives me, I really don't like stress. I'm too soft.

I admire charismatic men, so if you think you fit my profile, do not hesitate to hit me up.

I repeat, only if you fit my profile. I don't want kids sending me mails. I'll be irate if this happens, and hell usually let loose when I'm very irate.

Nairalanders, I'm tensed please. Make this easy for me, and you too of course. Let's be positive.

Amuocha, I believe you can call on your master to take this to the front page, thanks.

Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Farano.

Don't advertise yourself... Time still dey... Your beauty is still sparkling!!

Oh boy I love what am reading. Fuji house of commotion. Nice write up @ op.

Comedian of the year 2019

U really deserve a medal for this joke

ogawisdom:
Comedian of the year 2019

U really deserve a medal for this joke

Waka front.