@nike4luv r u going to show me somthing?

maybe yes, maybe no!

i havent had one yet

The g-string incident happens everyday. I'm the fashion guru. Mayb my fashion misup is still coming. I doubt it though. Never ever in public will I wear something terrible and oh yeah, they,  know. I do not wear more than two colours, if the colours are three, must be the shoes to change the colour.

I try to match everything. Like I said, I'm the fashion guru around,  If only I was a celebrity, I'll b on the 101 best dressed list in the top 2.

Just kidding ya'll, but I cannot think of any fashion misup.

this happened when i first learnt to use mascara. i applied all my makeup, including mascara and then finished with a white face powder. well your guess is as good as mine. while applying the powder i smeared mascara all over my face and i didnt even realize it until i got to where i was headed and someone pointed it out. boy! was i embarrassed!

i can;t remember any now but i remember secondary school days , where girls would be stained from menstrual flow and would still be walking about unconsciously and a guy would just put it out to them, how unfortunate

i was making out with this white guy, and while we were at it hot adn heavy, he mistakenly pulled out my track (which normally i sew in but i was in a hurry so i glued it in) i was soo upset, he didnt want to make a big deal out of it, but i decided not to call him back.[color=#770077][/color]

finemocha:

i was making out with this white guy, and while we were at it hot adn heavy, he mistakenly pulled out my track (which normally i sew in but i was in a hurry so i glued it in) i was soo upset, he didnt want to make a big deal out of it, but i[b] decided not to call him back[/b].[color=#770077][/color]

remind me but i thought the guy was supposed to do the calling back?

davidylan:

remind me but i thought the guy was supposed to do the calling back?

Not if the guy is white

I-man:

Not if the guy is white

I thot as much, i just wanted to be sure i wasnt the outdated one here.

another silly situation was in high school.  i went to the store adn bought this mini cute black skirt. or at least it looked black under all those flourescent lights.  anyway i wore it to school the next day, and i just assumed that all the looks i was getting was due to how cute the skirt looked on me.  by third period after lunch, my friends ran up to me to see what i had on, apparently the rumor was the nigerian girl was wearing a see through skirt

daviddylan and his mentally challenged sidekick

i didnt call him back after he called me, we had went out on a couple of dates, so i didnt return his call

davidylan:

I thot as much, i just wanted to be sure i wasnt the outdated one here.

You are a dinosaur.In today's world,apartheid exists in the dating scene,leading to different rules for Caucasians and Negroes(wouldn't want Denex to catch me refering to 'Black' people)

finemocha:

daviddylan and his mentally challenged sidekick

i didnt call him back after he called me, we had went out on a couple of dates, so i didnt return his call

hmmm if he was that into you he wouldnt be sitting around just waiting for you to call and giving up simply because you didnt. The fellow probably spent that night having a good laugh with his friends. Apparently he was only interested in having it with a black girl and nothing more.

and this is all supposed to be friendly banter. No need for the adhominems.

I-man:

You are a dinosaur.In today's world,apartheid exists in the dating scene,leading to different rules for Caucasians and Negroes(wouldn't want Denex to catch me refering to 'Black' people)

I don tire . . . on a good day if it were a black guy it wouldnt have been a "fashion mishap". I cant imagine the shock on the face of the poor white boy who thought he was holding on to some silky "real" hair - priceless!

daviddylan

u are just another mad black man who hates seeing black girls with white boys. when i drop a guy trust me he knows and he shouldnt even bother tryign to get back. i have a huge ego adn i could bear looking at him in the eyes period. so stop being upset because i would rather date a white guy than a nigerian bro.

finemocha:

i didnt call him back after he called me, we had went out on a couple of dates, so i didnt return his call

Na true.Thou doth protest too much

finemocha:

daviddylan

u are just another mad black man who hates seeing black girls with white boys. when i drop a guy trust me he knows and he shouldnt even bother tryign to get back. i have a huge ego adn i could bear looking at him in the eyes period. so stop being upset because i would rather date a white guy than a nigerian bro.

LMAO!!  Hate seeing black girls with white boys? I can count those i have seen on the toes of one foot!  I don't have time to worry about the preferences of others, if you want to date an Iraqi na you sabi. 

Ego ko confidence ni. Abeg make we hear word o jare.  When last did i even take a second look at a Nigerian girl?

sorry daviddylan

no one cares about ur preference, last of all me, which i already explained the reason right. anyway, im sure the nigerian female poplulation who date naija brothers won't miss u. so u can calm down now

finemocha:

sorry daviddylan

no one cares about your preference, last of all me, which i already explained the reason right. anyway, im sure the nigerian female poplulation who date naija brothers won't miss u. so u can calm down now

lol who said anything about you caring about my preference? Did the white boy remove your reading glasses along with ur tracks too?

Dont worry, the naija brothers dont even notice you exist. They are too busy marrying white girls to see you.

my worst fashion mishap.
too embarrassed to say.
let's just say I wished that rapture would happen at that very moment to save me the embarrasment.

In tenth grade in my bio class, there was a day we had lab so there was no gym for us that particular day. I wore a black low rider jeans and as I was squatting close to one of my lab partners there was a white boy that kept looking at me. Am used to people admiring me so I didnt say nothing. When I got home I remembered the incident and decided to squat down to see if anything showed. When I did my white g-string was showing meaning that it was in the view for the whole class to see. I just screamed. I don't know why I screamed but thats what I did .

never had one shha!!!!!