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Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Sweettwenty8: 1:23pm On Aug 11
Finaly i decided to create an account

What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.

So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside

While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!

How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by thesicilian: 1:25pm On Aug 11
Who remembers this song Iya Basira by Styl Plus?

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Teaveapoet(f): 1:27pm On Aug 11
Have you ever called him to discuss this with him?
I feel you should inform him about it.

And if it's persist your husband might fall sick if he doesn't stop eating from mama put because he is addicted. So please stop it now while you can.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by NwaAmaikpe: 1:29pm On Aug 11
shocked



Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by thorpido(m): 1:31pm On Aug 11
Well,I believe you dated enough to know he is someone who is used to mama put.Except he is willing to change,there is little you can do about it.
That is the disadvantage of parents raising their children to always buy food outside.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by CosmicPhoenix: 1:32pm On Aug 11
you should be happy your husband is running after ewa agoyin and not another woman

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by daddytime(m): 1:33pm On Aug 11
Hmmm

The guy don chop iya elewa bottom pot.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by psalmuelwater(m): 1:35pm On Aug 11
You might need to intern with that particular "mama put" for a week, so you can learn how he loves it. If after doing this, he's still hellbent on that particular woman's "EWA". It is finished niyen ooo. You better go MFM go deliver am

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Olalan(m): 1:36pm On Aug 11
Just maybe you need some hard talk with your hubby........ask him why he want that particular EWA..it could just be in the way it's prepared by the woman which you could also adopt.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Charleys: 1:36pm On Aug 11
You are married to a Yoruba man.

They just can't eat rice alone. It's just this weird belief that eating rice alone is bad except you add EWa or moi moi to make it balance diet. (Which isn't true).

Just the same way I can't eat rice alone without banana sliced in.

So what you'll do is cook EWA anytime you cook rice.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by sassysure: 1:37pm On Aug 11
My Yoruba and Lagos people, over to u grin
I no fit put mouth for this.

It's not only smokers and drinkers that can be addicts.
We have ewa addicts too cheesy
But i really don't understand the love for water water beans o.
I have seen lines formed somewhere at oyinbo just for this ewa.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by tee59(f): 1:37pm On Aug 11
My advice is for you to go and learn how the beans he usually buys is cooked. Your husband likes beans, and as a woman, you must be able to prepare your hubby's favourite dish. May be, your own prepared beans is not as sweet like mama put, so, go and learn. Also improve on your cooking skills. For your husband to still prefers mama put food to yours, you need to step up your game as a woman.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by vastolord4(m): 1:38pm On Aug 11
He's your husband ask him.. "does my food taste bad?" Why don't you eat what I cook?
Wait oo! That woman's beans sweet oo! I used to eat there while I stayed around there.. close to the fuel station

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by sassysure: 1:38pm On Aug 11
Charleys:
You are married to a Yoruba man.

They just can't eat rice alone.
It's not only Yoruba o.
Lagos born and brought up are guilty too cheesy

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by kannymoore(m): 1:41pm On Aug 11
Madam...

Go and learn how to cook.. abeg.

Besides, what stops you from getting the exact recipient from the mamput woman and cooking it for your hubby if you're actually desperately seeking answers to your culinary predicament?

Go to the mamput woman...bribe her with money.. Sit down and learn the practicals from her .. then go and replicate the results in your kitchen.

Finish.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by mejai(m): 1:41pm On Aug 11
Pour sand into the ewa and he will.be.shocked and speechless

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by vybzkartel: 1:42pm On Aug 11
But u should have discussed this with me before bringing it here


Now I won't eat your rice again angry

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by chigoziri2403(m): 1:43pm On Aug 11
Swallow your pride
Go and dobale for the ewagoyin woman
Let her school you if not even your colleagues will be asking for ewa goyin

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by rtdCivilservant: 1:54pm On Aug 11
Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account

What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.

So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside

While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!

How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad
Ur problem will be easier solved if u ask ur husband this question rather than coming on nairaland to ask nairalanders who do not even know ur husband. We should learn to behave ourselves.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by dfrost: 1:56pm On Aug 11
thesicilian:
Who remembers this song Iya Basira by Styl Plus?

Me, me, yee saaa. *hands up*

'Iya Basira e don jazz me ooo' cheesy grin

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by dfrost: 1:56pm On Aug 11
vybzkartel:
But u should have discussed this with me before bringing it here


Now I won't eat your rice again angry

cheesy grin

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Mrevildoer(m): 2:02pm On Aug 11
Wọn tí get ẹ!


Something is wrong somewhere and you don't know how to find out what it is.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Ray97: 2:02pm On Aug 11
Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account

What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.

So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside

While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!

How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad
Talk to ur husband.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by pastie(m): 2:10pm On Aug 11
Lol, man must be used to bukka, learn from them.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Sweettwenty8: 2:11pm On Aug 11
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

You need likes for sure, his actions paints me as a bad cook but the truth is i cook good, so if my colleagues eat what i make because its free, he's got never ending family members that come around and I'll serve them and they'll ask for second helpings?

Plus shut the Bleep up i have Female colleagues your gf might be shagiing her male colleagues its not my problem

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by STARGREEN(m): 2:18pm On Aug 11
thesicilian:
Who remembers this song Iya Basira by Styl Plus?
You are funny. Such doesn't exist.

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Sweettwenty8: 2:18pm On Aug 11
Teaveapoet:
Have you ever called him to discuss this with him?
I feel you should inform him about it.

And if it's persist your husband might fall sick if he doesn't stop eating from mama put because he is addicted. So please stop it now while you can.

There was a day i bought the beans, he did not ask, he didn't eat it, he ate the rice like that, asked me if there was still some i said yes he asked me to serve him again ..they say he does this even in the office as well he buys rice and seperate beans so NwaAmaikpe is only talking trash for likes i dont get it

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Larryfest(m): 2:20pm On Aug 11
thesicilian:
Who remembers this song Iya Basira by Styl Plus?
Lol.....toin toin don dey inside the EWA..

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Sweettwenty8: 2:21pm On Aug 11
Ray97:
Talk to ur husband.
i did try and he said its only temporary but this wierd stuff has been happening since the fourth month os our marriage he complements my cooking a whole lot and even while we dated he'd come to my place for food unannounced i just hope NwaAmaikpe finally gets sanity

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Nobody: 2:24pm On Aug 11
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

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Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Sweettwenty8: 2:24pm On Aug 11
thorpido:
Well,I believe you dated enough to know he is someone who is used to mama put.Except he is willing to change,there is little you can do about it.
That is the disadvantage of parents raising their children to always buy food outside.

While we dated, he frowned upon roadside meals and would always eat home cooked meals maybe he ate outside then i cant tell but I've never bought or see him buy from roadside food vendors it's really strange

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