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True Facts About Men!!! by johndik(m): 11:18am On Aug 21, 2019
1. They Can never love one girl.

2. They Love sex more than love.

3. Are Talented in lying.

4. They Talk softly while conning ladies..

5. They Are Heart breakers.

6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.

7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they hate you.

8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.

9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.

10. 80% of conning Men are broke.

11. They're wicked.

12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.

13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgined this girl.

14. Many of them are jobless.

15. A lot of them are pretenders.

16. To Them I love you means I want to have sex with you.

17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.

18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.

19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go,waplog, facebook,whatsapp,badoo etc
but still they'll keep asking girls out.

20. They like having sex through out their life.
But sincerely not all men.
Girls I hope u are with me on this?
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