beauty7:
Sitting close to someone who just hated me because I am the same gender as her.

I had to try and placate her by being very nice to her.

I allowed her to take the whole space while I squeezed myself into a corner.


I bought her sth on the way and exchanged her torn N100 with my new one.
U sound lik a nice and cheerful giver


It was during a journey from kaduna to abuja.


Na wa o!

U sound lik a nice and cheerful babe

VulgarLee:
Driver wen like to buy fuel after take off
Shit annoy the hell outa me

you dey there

Anyway! I generally enjoy travelling by public transportation, those fake travelers were the ones annoying me.

sassysure:


A friend told me that a particular inter city bus driver will tell the passengers not to eat inside his bus.
One day he stopped and excused himself to go and wee wee to come back and perceived some food. Asked and everybody kept quiet. He went outside. End of journey.
A young woman later admitted and she has not finished eating.
The man told her to get down. Or no movement.
Everybody went down to beg this man. Took time for him to agree but she has to throw the remaining inside trash bin. He said his bus isn't restaurant or your house. It's only meant to carry passengers. Obey his rule or don't enter

Good one... a bit severe, but it's needed as people will just spill food anyhow and throw their trash anywhere in the bus.

playing music from the phone with out using earphones

tpiar:


I'm referring to strange co and false travellers keeping track of you in a very loud and unnecessary manner while doing their best to make your personal space uncomfortable by shouting into their phones .

Nobody would have a problem with your dad doing that for his kid .

Must Benin be inserted into every conversation on nairaland? Am I Bini or why are you mentioning Benin?

First I am not Yoruba, then I am not black, then I am Zulu, now it's Benin?

Come to think of it, the person kept shouting Benin into his phone during the journey. Was that you?

Lol

My bad...

I won't mention benin again buh that may be me though

Equity15:
lmao...me too oh..I don't why it annoys me also..cos if he doesn't buy then he'll still buy later on in the journey.. but still I don't know why it annoys me

lmao �

ststyreal:

You mean AGOFURE MOTORS!!!?

lmao
I no call name o

VulgarLee:
lmao
I no call name o

Funny you!

mkoabiola:

U sound lik a nice and cheerful babe

It is good to overcome evil with good, harshness with niceness and hatred with love.

tpiar:
If you mean public transportation, my number one pet peeve when I was in Nigeria was co-travelers who loudly provided minute by minute updates on their phones talking to unknown persons and letting them know all details of the monitoring.

I was wondering, isn't this the function of gps and stuff, why not just provide these "fake travelers" with special trackable phones so they don't have to loudly let people know they "are onto them".

tpiar you're always Blessed with sense.
your number one point is so right

iyke926:
1. I hate seeing a passenger eat boiled eggs. I thought that I was the only one that hated the smell of boiled eggs, until one day I boarded a bus. During the journey, na so one babe just bring out her eggs to chop. Next thing, I was feeling so irritated...na so driver begin para...dey vex o. The driver had to stop... told the girl to come out and finish the eggs or she throws all away. The driver told her not to even think of farting

2. I don't like sitting close to a talkative/noisy passengers: I meditate, think, reminisce most times when I travel.

gosh that boiled eggs irritates me a lot gosh

sisisioge:


I'm travelling today! You can help send the buffer as recharge cards. I will sell it to my co passengers in the bus to raise more funds. Infact, I will advertise at the top of my voice until someone buys! After all, it is a public bus! Please don't respond unless you have the recharge cards. Thank you!

Hm! At the bolded, don’t know what you were thinking but I don’t find it funny. I offered to do that and so if I have to send the card I should post it here publicly as my reply to you since I don’t have ur contact?

Hangulsaram:

Hm! At the bolded, don’t know what you were thinking but I don’t find it funny. I offered to do that and so if I have to send the card I should post it here publicly as my reply to you since I don’t have ur contact?

I find it funny that you thought I really wanted the recharge cards . Biko no vex...good morning.

1 I hate sitting beside nursing mothers, they will be closing the window there by inconveniencing other passengers and depriving one of fresh air... mtcheeew
2 sitting beside plus sized elderly women they can smell ehh...

sisisioge:


I'm travelling today! You can help send the buffer as recharge cards. I will sell it to my co passengers in the bus to raise more funds. Infact, I will advertise at the top of my voice until someone buys! After all, it is a public bus! Please don't respond unless you have the recharge cards. Thank you!

I like your sense of humor.

dayleke:


I like your sense of humor.

Thank you

sisisioge:


Thank you

You are very welcome.

sisisioge:


I find it funny that you thought I really wanted the recharge cards . Biko no vex...good morning.

I no vex oo but was surprise.

AryaSand:


The annoying things is that they deliberately call slim people to come sit beside them. I always turn them down like "were both paying the same amount for fare, you can't come and inconvenience someone's daughter."

walahi oooo i just tire for them, and some of them can be so restless on top sef

sisisioge:


Thank you

Sisi.
What were you doing in d parlor?

Konstatin:
Everything
I have extreme motion sickness

Welcome to the club man�, Mine is not that serious tho. Try sitting close to the windows

Godmademan:
People complaining that they want the window closed. AC or not, the natural cool breeze cannot be traded for anything. That's why I always go for the seats by the window

Finally! Someone that speaks my language

dayleke:


Sisi.
What were you doing in d parlor?

The ashewo parlor? I went to pray for the congregation . Biko no vex...it was a stray entry.

sisisioge:


The ashewo parlor? I went to pray for the congregation . Biko no vex...it was a stray entry.

Vex ke? Why should I?
I no fit na.
Don't worry. The prayer will soon be answered by baba God.
No let it be stray entry again o.
You are always welcomed na. Sebi na beer parlor....
Relaxation n enjoyment dey dia after a looong day at work.

ohem007:
1.Last time i travelled from lagos to calabar..
The asshole driver bus broke down at imo
We were stucked on the road for three days straight

The asshole driver did not even beg or say sorry

2.i hate sitting beside chubby girls with big bobbies..

The last time i travelled the young lady beside me was just giving me un-neccesary boner

3.people that do throw stuff outter da window..
I love window seat

Asshole next time ask me to help you throw it!!!!!


Don't pour suya pepper on my body na

3 days?

folake4u:



Same here

I never thought I had people like me around. I always seem to be the only one complaining about closed windows on board.
How are you?

KingAzubuike:

3 days?

Yep 3 fucking days..

My white shirt turned brown

Nobody talked thru out the rest of the journey...
If you open mouth the kind smell wey dey comot ehnnn

Godmademan:
I never thought I had people like me around. I always seem to be the only one complaining about closed windows on board.
How are you?

Lol don't mind them oh. I love the breeze on my face, there's this feeling it gives me.


I'm fine, you?

folake4u:




Lol don't mind them oh. I love the breeze on my face, there's this feeling it gives me.


I'm fine, you?

Good. I’d send you a mail if you don't mind.

Godmademan:
Good. I’d send you a mail if you don't mind.

Alright no problem.

judecares1:
Fighting for change from conductor and hearing shift shift all the time

Lagos life is hell ooooo

I'm unable to access my mail