wow, I've been so silent for a long while now and I need to do some talking to pull out all the silence in me. What do we talk about now?. . . . .

For starters, I need to improve my HTML skills, anyone willing to take me on that?

I needed to format my brain if I wanted it to work better and process faster according to one of my oyibo wives. She helped me do some brain back ups before the formatting. Now she is done, on the process of trying to restore things, she found out she formatted the partition containing the backups. I'm in big trouble now. All my PHP OOP skills are wasted. Send me helps. OmniPotens is in trouble o. I've grown sick because of this. I mean it.
***She deceived me into believing her powers were good, now, there is problem o.***

Help me build up fast again before I start behaving like the spam bot in here. Start teaching pls. Here is all I can recall in php
<?php
print "OmniPotens";
echo "dhtml";
extract $yawa-ti-de;
var_dump $dual_core;
rand($quadrillion);
trim($ogzille);
explode($othermembers);
die('All work and no play makes jack a dull boy');
?>

Now you see I'm serious, please help me dear designers to do my website interface and graphics and my cherished developers to know my codes again.
One thing i'm forgetting is that I don't like "bug" because they'll keep scattering whatever I learn new now every "24" hours.

Thank God for keeping you all alive until now. Glory to his great name as we gradually draw closer to the end of this year. Success in all your endeavours. Remember work smarter and not harder. That last idea on your mind could be your jackpot. Don't waste or procrastinate over it. Make it a reality.

Cheers!

This guy!
I cut cap for you.

So this your oyibo wife, can you provide more meta data?

Why must you first attack that section? That was why I dump you o. I for just extract your dual from your core.

From my horizon that sextion is the focal point of your post naw.

Ominpotents, lets see if you can debug that piece of code properly (so we can know where to start helping you out)

<?php
document.write("What is the matter";
msgbox "Lets help omnipotens out"
count <<"This is serious";
System.out.print("Why is this not working?";
?>

I don't seem to recognize anything except <?php ?>. The document.write is it for word processors? I just can't decode. My compilers are corrupt even. I'm struggling with fresh installations. Help ooo. . .

hmmm

<?php
if(empty($omnipotens['OOP_SKILLS'])  && $Omni -> backupDataSize == 0):

   echo 'Hurray! One down, 3 to go';

   $query = "Update NL_Troublemakers SET agent ='oyibo wives', task='Format brain alongside backup partition'
   WHERE  username ='dhtml' OR username = 'dual core' OR username = 'donpuzo' ";

   //loop for all eternity
   for ($i=0; $i<=1000000000000000000000000000000; $i++){
       mysql_query($query);
       $i--;
   }
else:
   echo 'Omni still got backup! Why?';
endif;
?>

lojik:

<?php
if(empty($omnipotens['OOP_SKILLS'])  && $Omni -> backupDataSize == 0):

   echo 'Hurray! One down, 3 to go';

   $query = "Update NL_Troublemakers SET agent ='oyibo wives', task='Format brain alongside backup partition'
   WHERE  username ='dhtml' OR username = 'dual core' OR username = 'donpuzo' ";

   //loop for all eternity
   for ($i=0; $i<=1000000000000000000000000000000; $i++){
       mysql_query($query);
       $i--;
   }
else:
   echo 'Omni still got backup! Why?';
endif;
?>

I hope you tested all that in your php processor eh?

OmniPotens:

I don't seem to recognize anything except <?php ?>. The document.write is it for word processors? I just can't decode. My compilers are corrupt even. I'm struggling with fresh installations. Help ooo. . .

Well. . . . .that is at least being honest. . .lemme help you to decode it

<?php
document.write("What is the matter"; - - this line is purely javascript
msgbox "Lets help omnipotens out" - -this line could be vbscript/vb 6.0/vb.net
cout <<"This is serious"; - -typical C++ equivalent to the document.write of jscript or echo of php
System.out.print("Why is this not working?"; - -similar to cout/echo
?>

Notice i have corrected the count to cout - i thought you woulda caught me dia - i am not counting elements inside array now. . .

the System.out.print is java's way of echoing!

Just like the document.write.

How i love Java and Javascript, the syntax is human friendly!

@lojik
Using me to run bad queries, none to be down else my board becomes empty.
@dhtml
I'm under restoration so everything to me is right. I just absolved all you printed out and assimilated.
Next. . .

Oga Omni, kilode?

I got some explanations to do but wetin dey happen bros? This your oyibo wive[b]s[/b] are not helping matters o.

I fit do that stuff now.

We still fit finalize am if ur processors are still active

omni, the next problem is: i want you to write a spam bot program with php. lets see if u ave rebooted!

I pray and hope my admin will not ban me o. What features but wait, i've got no fundamentals so how do i place this to work? I'm still way too young now. Someone pls make me older

Omni, wetin corrupt ur memory like dis?

I said it earlier that i'm sacred when it comes to bugs. Now i got a bug with am added 24. Hope I won't start running syntax error or getting system bugs

eh eh eh, see  play of CODES. make I try if I fit remember one to play wit. lolz

<?php

$teacher = ($learner=="Smart newbie" ? 'Quadrillion' : $NLwebmasters;

?>

I can't teach a guru like Omni-potent. LOLz.

Bro jus open any book and refresh your memory, simple.

- SAFE

@quadrillo

<?php
$teacher = ($learner=="Smart newbie" ? 'Quadrillio' : $NLwebmasters;
?>

U 4got d second = that makes it a comparison operator .

@lojik, I didn't even take a second look b4 posting, rush rush made me forgot d second '='. thanks for pointing that out.

just for d sake of newbie, using just one "=" assigns a value to d variable, while using two like this: "==" compares d value.

- SAFE.

You guys should take it easy on me here. I was expecting someone to start teaching me like this.

<?php //opening tag for php

$a //a string

$a= "dhtml"; //$a with a value


?>//closing tag for php

Come on guys, help me do something greater here

you guyz should stop posting nonsense and try to help out omni jor. omni, i dont see you online again these dayz
- safe dhtml

@lol. This is so funny. Una do well.

Import Oyibo
Import Omni

Import json
Import Nairaland
from Nairaland import Members

oyibo = Oyibo.Oyibo()
omni = Omni.Omni
Json = json.json()
Nl = Nairaland.Nairaland()

If oyibo.madAt(omni):
Json.decode(Oyibo.why()) == 'ROD_ERROR':
omni.brain('SYSTEM_REFRESH')
omni.FormatBackUp()
omni.InstalOs(Nl.SpambotInstance)
oyibo.replace(omni, Members.get(dualcore))

try:
oyibo.process()
except(oyibo.SYSTEM_OVER_HEAT):
print 'ye! Ye! O ti to, ha! O ga oo. e jooorr, jesu!!! e wor lo ma win election.'

Nl.tutorSpambot([omni])
Members.get('luzoma').getCurrentState() //Spamming
Members.get('seun').getCurrentState() //Banning
Members.get('omni').getCurrentState() //Debugging
Members,get('dualcore').getCurrentState() //Flirting
Nl.userCount() //600K
Nl.activeUsersRange() //10K - 30K
Nl.growViaTwitter() //Lie lie
Nl.Ugly() //Api function deprecated
Nl.willChange1Day() //Access denied
Nl.googleAdEarning('November') //Post privillage suspended
Nl.compare('Facebook') //Which 1 be ur own? Idiot
Nl.unban('my2cent') // IP still in use

Members.get('omni').getCurrentState() //Memory leak

oyibo.process() //Thread locked, API function not available
Members.get('dualcore').getCurrentState() //Busy
Members.get('dualcore').cpuUsage() //110%

Members.get('luzoma').getCurrentState() //Spamming

Session_destroyings()

@worldbest
ROFLMAO.
omni.InstalOs(Nl.SpambotInstance)

@oyn: how old are u? U too just dull ooo. Yansh washer.

worldbest:

@oyn: how old are u? U too just dull ooo. Yansh washer.

yee paripa, but you dull pass me now - olodo like you calling me dull? oya, wetin be 2 * 2? no be 5?

lol,

Import Nairaland

nl = Nairaland.Nairaland()

oyn = nl.getUserById('oyn')
print oyn.getCurentState() #Print: (childish,foolish,otondoish)

try:
oyn.hasSenseOfHumour()
except:
print 'Function Unknown, try Foolishness()'

nl.GarbageCollect(oyn) #return True

if you intend to run d code, please correct the variable from 'oyn' to 'dyn', happy coding.

^^ Banned my foot!

^^ Banned my foot!

Please just get back to what I asked and not just playing with my brains and unnecessary words.