Lol

U forget the one that will visit u with bible

19● PLUS THE ONES THAT WILL TAKE BIKE TO YOUR PLACE AND ASKED YOU TO COME OUTSIDE AND PAY THE BIKE MAN..As if it was discussed before her coming*

The ones that have extra sheath stuffed inside her bag in case you run out of rubber so action must continue all night

The ones that come with their own pills just in case

The way you idiots over rate this sex of a thing eh...

Tufiakwa.

Laurene:
The one that will make the first move for sex

Are you the type?

bluefilm:
The way you idiots over rate this sex of a thing eh...

Tufiakwa.

Leave that talk, you no like am?

LongThickPenis:


All for indomie noodles and egg. Naija girls I bow for una

What exactly is all for indomie and eggs? She was hornee, coincidentally he gave her food before the fck.

Is she supposed to collect a car?

If she fcks for nothing, you people will call her osho-free. She chop indomie before fck, you say she is cheap. She collect car and house, you will still call her olosho.

You guys are just nags. Jeez!

Laurene:
Click like if you think boys love sex more than girls, click share if otherwise

nawa oo see shares. Girls should support me and click like biko

20 GOLDEN RULES FOR VISITATION.

1. Always call before visiting.
2. Kindly remove your shoes before entering ones house, you dont clean it.
3. If you're from the rural, kindly carry some chicken, fish, beans or other produce. Cost of living is high.
4. If in the same city, try visiting after meal times, observe family budget.
5. If whoever you want isn't in, go back..stop entertaining the spouse or the maid.
6. If you must go for a long call, kindly flush and leave the loo as clean as u found it.
7. Visit on your own, don't carry groups to someone's house.
8. Take your complicated nonsense far away..I don't eat red fish, I'm allergic to starch etc. No one forced you here.
9. If you're an overnight guest...u must bathe.
10. If you have a running stomach..stay in your house.
11. Cease all stupid questions....have you completed mortgage, is that your landlord, how much was this carpet.
12. When serving food do not overload, u're not the only hungry soul.
13. Don't confuse the household claiming you're full n satisfied n can only taste a bit....and end up tasting four full bowls.
14. As much as possible invite your host to your home as well.
15. Don't start haggling for the remote with your hosts kids. That's their home.
16. If your host assists u with an umbrella, raincoat or flashlight..kindly return promptly with gratitude. Do not keep.
17. When visiting a household with kids. Kindly carry for them some biscuits, sweets etc. These are proper manners.
18. If u do breakfast with your host, try your utmost best, not to do lunch,as well. They don't offer food relief.
19. If u're staying for overnight, you dont have to embarrass everyone by washing your underwear and hanging it like a flag in, awkward places...simply Rewind it until you get to your home.
20. Ensure that you help around. Dont wait for everything to be done for u.
21. Avoid this habits of changing radio or TV stations like you are at your place..... Be comfortable with whatever the host is watching or listening...
I hope we are together.

I like the free minded babes, they are good to be housed. you see all those holy than thou are full of hypocrisy. number 18 is funny though and true.

Get your quality day old chicks from reputable hatcheries at affordable prices.

no 7 is too real

pocohantas:


What exactly is all for indomie amd eggs? She was Hot, coincidentally he gave her food before the fck.

Is she supposed to collect a car?

If she fcks for nothing, you people will call her osho-free. She chop indomie before fck, you say she is cheap. She collect car and house, you will still call her olosho.

You guys are just nags. Jeez!

My sister, we guys atimes,we too dey tok tok pass babes.If de girl ask for over sea trip before accepting de friendship, some of us guys go tok say she be gold-digger.She see a school mate wer she been de admire n opotunity com.She Kickstart de relationship, he said ' all for a plate of noodles'

No. 3,5, 7,9,12 and 8 are so funny

8 and 13 though.Very annoying in those days!

Laurene:
nawa oo see shares. Girls should support me and click like biko

my dear relax, when it comes to matters of attacking women, men are very proactive because they have a natural desire to degrade women and show them hatred, women are not like that so we dont take things like that serious. I wonder when women in general will realize that men dont wish them.

No. 13 is epic

Evergreen

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The once that know they have STDs, and will willingly open for you to contact your own peacefully.

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pocohantas:


What exactly is all for indomie amd eggs? She was Hot, coincidentally he gave her food before the fck.

Is she supposed to collect a car?

If she fcks for nothing, you people will call her osho-free. She chop indomie before fck, you say she is cheap. She collect car and house, you will still call her olosho.

You guys are just nags. Jeez!

So much for your worth. If you stand for nothing, you'd fall for anything.

Laurene:
The one that will make the first move for sex

Doesn't happen tho

Sundaygeorge:
No 18 ... laughing I get to read it twice to understand it .

My brother you need to repeat KG 2

number 10. �

I have been experiencing 13 and 15

No.8 is the funniest. Nice one bro!