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Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 4:54am On Sep 12
Since I woke up this morning, e just dey do me to sama God one heavy slap. Abeg who has seen God, I owe him a thunderous slap grin

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by dermmy: 5:36am On Sep 12
Really? And that GOD is hungry to give you a big hug.
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by thesicilian: 5:44am On Sep 12
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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 5:55am On Sep 12
God too merciful. U see y I say make e blow trumpet already?

Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Exwizaard: 6:12am On Sep 12
parents pls caution the way you expose these minors to internet.
Whose child is this one now?

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:37am On Sep 12
dermmy:
Really? And that GOD is hungry to give you a big hug.

Where him dey abeg, make e show face. E go do am like AKA coming to Naija grin

#Heavenophobia
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:38am On Sep 12
Exwizaard:
parents pls caution the way you expose these minors to internet.
Whose child is this one now?

Your papa's first born grin
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:39am On Sep 12
Nooneonline:
God too merciful. U see y I say make e blow trumpet already?
Hin trumpet don loss, Gabriel is working with the flute instead.
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 7:38am On Sep 12
geoworldedu:
Hin trumpet don loss, Gabriel is working with the flute instead.
I pity u

Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 7:52am On Sep 12
Nooneonline:
I pity u
I pity God. The difference between God and sense is the pace length of a vulture grin
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Zoharariel(m): 8:15am On Sep 12
Welcome to the club boy, nice one! grin

And when the account of the ages is etched into the cosmos, let those who exist long after us know that - we took their imported gods apart piece-by-piece! grin

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 8:35am On Sep 12
geoworldedu:
I pity God. The difference between God and sense is the pace length of a vulture grin
people like u make my faith in Jehovah stronger.
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 8:39am On Sep 12
Nooneonline:
people like u make my faith in Jehovah stronger.
And that's why people like us do things like this. To keep people in the fold.
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 8:45am On Sep 12
Zoharariel:
Welcome to the club boy, nice one! grin

And when the account of the ages is etched into the cosmos, let those who exist long after us know that - we took their imported gods apart piece-by-piece! grin
Na so. We cannor continue to be cowed by dead people's ideologies grin

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 8:53am On Sep 12
geoworldedu:
And that's why people like us do things like this. To keep people in the fold.
its denial that's ur problem. U don't believe Jehovah exist but u feel like slapping Him, u pity Him and u insult Him. U small mind is telling u He exists and He is real but u re fighting it.

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 11:11am On Sep 12
Nooneonline:
its denial that's ur problem. U don't believe Jehovah exist but u feel like slapping Him, u pity Him and u insult Him. U small mind is telling u He exists and He is real but u re fighting it.
Who told you I don't believe he exists? Otem said and I quote "Jehovah is in a spiritual cage."

So friend, Jehovah exists and according to the Book of Otem, he and Allah are in a spiritual cage currently. To slap Jehovah dey hungry me abeg. grin
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 11:43am On Sep 12
geoworldedu:
Who told you I don't believe he exists? Otem said and I quote "Jehovah is in a spiritual cage."

So friend, Jehovah exists and according to the Book of Otem, he and Allah are in a spiritual cage currently. To slap Jehovah dey hungry me abeg. grin
wdf is otem and if u sabi something u for know say Allah and God na the same
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 12:47pm On Sep 12
Nooneonline:
wdf is otem and if u sabi something u for know say Allah and God na the same

So Allah(God) sent Jesus to the world to save you from sin and after that he sent Mohammed to the world to commit uncountable sins including adultery, fornication, rape and murder? I'm not understanding you o.
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 9:12pm On Sep 12
geoworldedu:


So Allah(God) sent Jesus to the world to save you from sin and after that he sent Mohammed to the world to commit uncountable sins including adultery, fornication, rape and murder? I'm not understanding you o.
who put dis doctrine in ur head

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