DarlingEmojist:
The day my GF told me that i should cool down,this foolish bike man is too slow...I will reach your house in the next 5minutes

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Next 5minute i saw that it was my Dad she was calling A FOOLISH BIKEMAN,AND MY DAD WAS THE MAN THAT CARRIED HER ON HIS BIKE

She just ghe down from the bike and rush to meet me and say HONEY,PLEASE HELP ME TO PAY MY THAT MAN AM CASHLESS FOR NOW

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I was like TAKE ME NOT MY GENTLE SAVIOR
HEAR MY HUMBLE CRIES

tunary:
See what you call nonsense, something God created is now nonsense because people abuse it. You guys pretend as if you don't like it. there is no man on planet earth who doesn't like it

simiife:


So wetin u con do

DarlingEmojist:


I..I ..I just start stammaring.
Sir..Sir..You are f..as..t today oh
This is my HOD that have been telling you about,she came to collect my Social st..... I mean Social Science textbook.

simiife:


Lol,u blow lie for d man,next tym she will learn hw to stop insulting pple

DarlingEmojist:


The don divorce me sef,she talk say she no fey marry the son of an ôlôkàdà...She talk say my generation no have any intension to make it in life

HumblySearching:
The day my wig flew off when on a bike. My natural was so unkempt I felt like the ground should open and swallow me

simiife:



I hope u re working hard so that she can regret taking dat action

silifat11:
That's about 5 years ago. I left the bank after withdrawal from Counter, there was another woman who left at the same time. Unfortunately I was going the same route the woman is going. When a taxi finally stopped, the woman said she pay for two passengers, that the driver should not carry me.. She was thinking that I was tracking from back oo

DarlingEmojist:


Ehn ...Yea
Am making progress,I even like the way she left me,I feel relieved after she left...All this small small money that I do give her for miscellenous atleast there are now in my pocket.

The guy she went to meet sef was my formal friend

simiife:


God bless ur hustle bro

MiVida:
I like pussy bro, no one's denying that... But calling it the Gate of Heaven Haba!

simiife:


God bless ur hustle bro

DarlingEmojist:


Wait!! hope you are believing all this stories?
Its Frictional

I dunno even like to hear that word "Hustle"

simiife:
Haaaa,na dat time wey my mama still dey force me to cut skodoz na,I carry beta last skin go skul very early on Monday morning,wat nw made it worst was dat assembly had started already, and we were to have our inter house sport practice dat day,con see my head inside hot sun

Dey made jest of me dat day ehh,especially dat wicked senior called jerry,jerry if u re reading dis just know dat it is only God Almighty dat can settle d beef I have with u,I can neva forget d day u gave me slap inside exam hall right there infront of my crush.I was trying to crack joke so dat d gel will laf and from there I can take it to d next level,but u came with ur bad bele and spoilt everything

simiife:


Anyhow sha,we gaz grind na else bar no go dey

Goalnaldo:
Sitting all alone in the office. The moment I fart is when someone works in.

Virus99:


See as you begin blow grammar ontop woman post.. Shioor

tunary:
This is reason why when you apply effort to target something you do it privately because there are enemies everywhere, bad belle dey everywhere

DarlingEmojist:


Any guy that is always using the word HUSTLE ...na YAHOO BOY
Thats my own mentality

Gartol:
I was in the toilet when my freind sent me a short s*x video to me. I played the video it didn't bring out any sound in my mind I was like maybe he no get sound so I didn't bother I continue watching for 10 minutes.

Then I remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the palour. All my family members were there including my pastor dada and some brothers and sisters in the Lord who look up to me. I no comot toilet for a week infact I still dey shit till now

agarawu23:
learn to greet your neighbors including their dogs. No one knows tomorrow

condemn:


Ordinary good morning, afternoon or evening, you nor fit greet your neighbours. You well so?

TheGreatIYANU:


This was one of the most embarrassing moments of my entire life!

PS: Ishilove your story left me in stitches!

tunary:
He calls it the gate of heaven because he likes it too much, he is obsessed with pussy, too much love for it can make a man do the unthinkable like licking and sucking it

AwkaetitiBabe:
Hi bros, how's it going? You and the lady good now?