A guy once told a girl, he has two PhD degrees, later the girl found out the guy is a jss drop out.

Guy can lie o
Drop your lie

I geh house for Banana island.... Meanwhile I was just a tenant then

Two big liars above....

WORKING AS A CLEANER IN CHEVRON

Kneephy:
I geh house for Banana island.... Meanwhile I was just a tenant then

but a tenant at banana island?

Lie?

Why on God's earth will I lie to get a girl?

why should anyone lie to get a girl?

I will be a very stupid man to lie just to get a girl when there are a lot of girls every where begging to date.I know how many girls in my church who were hopping I ask them out when I was still single. But I disappointed them since my aim of going to Church is to worship God and not to do girls business.

I'm your best friend

I love you, when I know I only love the Coochie and them titties.

Peterosky:
I will be a very stupid man to lie just to get a girl when there are a lot of girls every where begging to date.I know how many girls in my church who were hopping I ask them out when I was still single. But I disappointed them since my aim of going to Church is to worship God and not to do girls business.

wehdon sir

that I will stop smoking because of her!
with my best behaviour puppy face.

The babes dem selves love lies now

I always lie to ladies i like this and that about them and their looks just to make them happy...then invite them over to my slaughter room and do away with them

Nooneonline:
wehdon sir

.Bia nwoke,why this face? no just try me oo.

Told a girl I was a tenant where as I was the house owner

Lying is for children... telling ladies what they want to hear is totally different from lying tho

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

Preciousgirl:
A guy once told a girl, he has two PhD degrees, later the girl found out the guy is a jss drop out.

Guy can lie o
Drop your lie

What if I say I love you ? Would you say I'm lying??

bobokeshington:


What if I say I love you ? Would you say I'm lying??

I am married

She complained about her period cramps. I told her it will go away if I fvcked her regularly. She bought it.

I guess I was right anyway. After two months of dedicated sex, she never had such issues anymore. Never took those pain pills anymore.

Preciousgirl:


I am married

You have to unmarry so that I can marry you o

dairykidd:
Lying is for children... telling ladies what they want to hear is totally different from lying tho

really?

W

My cousin once told a girl he worked at the German embassy and that was the password to get her to part her legs after much dribbling.

jnoz23:
that I will stop smoking because of her!
with my best behaviour puppy face.

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