Lmao

Oh, God nawa ooo

All the people in that church are all zombified mumus,

Speechless

SALTandFIRE:
I don't see it as being selfish. The madam is just trying to subtly eliminate competition.
Imagine if the member got the anointing from her. Maybe God was using 5g to communicate with her, then the member starts sharing her network... Service fit dey delay or jam o

Then what is the meaning of being selfish?

Which kind bad market be this?

I told My bros that wants me to start going to Church that the day he open his own church will be that day i will beging going to church again.

Pastor, i'm done, i'm going to my seat

Pentecostal churches are disgrace to Christendom.

look at Nigeria today, they have caused confusion everywhere.

From Redeem to winners to house on the rock to mountain of fire to synagogue to Ayodele .....name them.


The woman is no different from them.

This one off me ooo

No Wetin musa deh see for gate be this

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Commentor:
Which kind bad market be this?

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subtlemee:
Selfish pastor
Self centered pastor
Araldite hand pastor
Aka gum pastor

If Jesus was as selfish as her in impartation which he can't be would she have existed?

It’s because they are not spreading the gospel bt rather making money. Charlatans

It's clear she didn't receive her anointing from God.

She's a fraud .

And whether she pray or not , that member who desires to open her own church , will still open it in a bigger way if she's destined to be a Pastor in the near future .

No one can stop it . it can be delayed but it wil happen with or without her pastor prayers .

That's God for us .
What God wants to make happen, He makes it happen whether some foolish so called pastors like it or not!

FindingNigeria:
Others are looking at the woman as if she pooped in church.

At some point, the pastor almost yelled "fu** shi**"

Pastor 'i gotta go'
I swear religion na bastard. The tin be like movie.

The fact that she asked them to touch her feet alone is a marker that she is fake.

Even, her telling the people to put their hands on her feets(imitation) is the highest form of deciet.My biggest annoyance is not unlearned people that are deceived by this pastornepreuers, but the extremely learned and wise ones among them that behaves sheepishly when another person does such.... Just because (s)he claimed to be God's spokesman.

Potential Business center competition.....lol

Competition is not allowed

Scam artist

[quote author=Amstupid post=82974402]Pls guyz,, I want to cook rice �

Should I add water � [/quote
Na! Just add kerosene

I heard David Oyedepo say "a man without set goals helps others achieve their own goals" idoits with pen and paper cheering. when he himself has put out the secret even his pastor still dont seem to get.fvck

Woman will always be woman, it's just like your wife asking you what you want from her, and you asking for permission to bring another wife. Jealousy that's all written there in bold letters.

Christianity is a joke

SALTandFIRE:
I don't see it as being selfish. The madam is just trying to subtly eliminate competition.
Imagine if the member got the anointing from her. Maybe God was using 5g to communicate with her, then the member starts sharing her network... Service fit dey delay or jam o

ibori1:
Facebook post

Taking water from her bathroom to your swimming pool?

If she share anointing, offering go reduce.

Amstupid:
Pls guyz,, I want to cook rice �

Should I add water �

Noo!! Pls don't. A recent report released by UN shows that adding water to rice will make it swell up, elongate and eventually turn to carbohydrates which is dangerous when consumed.
I suggest you add petrol so can offer it as a burnt sacrifice to the most high

helinues:
Every Nigerian pastors have their own interpretation of Bible.

Majority are for business.. But the questions still remains, what's the purpose of 6 senses?

If i insult you now, the mod will ban me.
Does that look like Nigerian church?

Amstupid:
Pls guyz,, I want to cook rice �

Should I add water �

NO! Just Roast the Rice.

Is this even real or a comedy skit.