What do you do for a living?.

To me I feel people ask what you do for a living so as to know the kind of billing they'll always give you Lol

This thing that you're doing, when will money start coming from it?

when am travelling and family members call to ask ''where are you now?''

Are you a Muslim?

UndauntedYOCA:
1- Why are you so quiet?
2- Where have you been?
3- Send me something (This is a statement though) (like seriously people should stop assuming I don't need money as well). I earn #19,800 for Pete's sake.
4- When can we meet, can I see you?
5- Why pimples just full your face? ( bruv service year happened to me!).
6- Why are you not a worker in church?
7-Why are your breasts this small? (Bruv I don't owe anyone big boos, you don't like me like this then go away, my breast aren't measures of intelligence, what I have to offer and how successful I'll be!)
8- When last did you have sex? (Is this one high?)
E plenty but make I stop for here.

I can help you with question 7; I have a special massage technique taught me by my Chinese San..only for you O; Don't tell anyone else, I don't want women to start rushing me now

Are you a Christian or Muslim?

No, I am a Christlim. Shey e le silly ni.

Having shex and the lady asking...

Do you love me?

That information you are seeking is useless at this time.

Lol like many of us are really angry in this country.

Not all the questions asked mean harm, it all boils down to communication skills.

kelvine:
Question I hate most.

Why didn't you bring your car?

Is it me you want to see or my car.

they want to know if the condition is permanent. I hate the question as if they suddenly think you're broke and they need to be sure before you meet next time

You no go church today : as if na me kill Jesus

UndauntedYOCA:
1- Why are you so quiet?
2- Where have you been?
3- Send me something (This is a statement though) (like seriously people should stop assuming I don't need money as well). I earn #19,800 for Pete's sake.
4- When can we meet, can I see you?
5- Why pimples just full your face? ( bruv service year happened to me!).
6- Why are you not a worker in church?
7-Why are your breasts this small? (Bruv I don't owe anyone big boos, you don't like me like this then go away, my breast aren't measures of intelligence, what I have to offer and how successful I'll be!)
8- When last did you have sex? (Is this one high?)
E plenty but make I stop for here.

I just check your profile to see the size of your breast. Was disappointed because you have no dp

baby who is she?

How was your night?

You are just chopping your money.
What the heck. I'm I supposed to spend the money with you, after all its my sweat. I owe no one nothing .

Just coming back from a journey or work and I'am asked .. You don come
No I condom. Nomsense!

bikerboy1:
Have you eaten from them side chicks.

I no come play love with you.

I detest the question especially when a guy asks me at the wee hours of the night

Every Jamb questions

haven't you cum yet?
I hate that question ain't my fault I last that long

Juliearth:
How was your night?

Are you related to junior from fraggle rock?

AntiBrutus:
Maybe questions they ask, knowing they can't handle the answer. Especially those sexual questions Naija guys love to ask. Answer them and their eye will turn red.

"When last did you have sex?"
"Are you a virgin?"




It is profiling. Next thing they start asking you to borrow them money. Trust me...

I can relate with this �. And it gets really annoying when people feel you now have a job so you are responsible for them. May God provide all the jobless in this country with profitable job. Amen

illitrate:
baby who is she?

haha yea right like you've ever had a girlfriend you this dead guy

cyndy1000:
Are you Married? What do you do for a living

what's wrong with are u married pls?

Do u have a gf?
As if football team self no dey get substitute.
This question annoyed me alot

It disgust me when people ask me WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING!! I am in my country and you are asking when I am leaving, it boils my head.

How was your night? I hate that question

Reading comments here crack me up already. E be like say I go dey fear to ask question now oh. LOL

Where u base now?
Me : Enugu
Asker: which side for Enugu?
I will never tell u the truth no matter who you are. U cannot com and be marking me so closely.

Most of these babes and guys claiming they get angry when asked a certain question, it actually depends on who asked the question,when and how the question was asked

In no particular order


1 how was your night? Sheybi I should start narrating everything ni
2 ...have you eaten?...guys please this question doesn't equate to caring for her joor
3. How much is your hair....comm oon that's nosey Biko.
4. You don serve? As if they have a job for you.

Fernandowski:
Where you wan tall reach??

U are not tall.



U are a giant.

thariodamaniac:
More like a statement "you just 4get me na"... I can strangle the person

This statement is mostly said by beggars