I'm not a doctor but this is a simplified urine test that may be relevant for us men!

Go outside and pee on your backyard.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer

For ladies everything applies too, except the last: if you return with a missing pants: - It's Alzheimer reloaded.


Thank you all.

hummm nice info.

Offpoint1:
I'm not a doctor but this is a simplified urine test that may be relevant for us men!

Go outside and pee on your backyard.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer

For ladies everything applies too, except the last: if you return with a missing pants: - It's Alzheimer reloaded.


Thank you all.

do women Have a prostate?

funmisticqueen:
do women Have a prostate?

Include whatever you have there... life's too short.

this is glorified nonsense filled with misconceptions