OlawaleBammie:


Hmm, can we call dis transfer of aggression or heat transfer/conductivity(heat convection)

LasLas i knw say u no go break my head from space.

lilianofentse:
I gave him my virginity but he wasn't good in bed, since then I've not been able to enjoy sex.

jojothaiv:
Begged a lady for 5 years just to "SPARK" the once sparkless relationship.

But thank God, man don leverage on that experience.


N*gga haff suffered big time..

EmptyCoconutHead:
mine was 30k. her school fees was 45k, I sent her 30k while she used 15k to complete it.
Reason why I gave was that the school fees receipt was the only means thru Which one would be admitted into the exam Hall and she risked carrying over the course that's why I gave her but up till now she no returned and I don forget about am.
wetin con vex me be say she tell one guy wey dey ask am out that she has nothing to do with me that we are just friends with no strings attached, omo the thing pain me enter bone I swear.
so I come tell am say I get feelings for her and I asked her out but she said no o let just be friends and let's allow God have His way (whatever that means).
I later asked her out and still got the same response (may God have his way).
na so I kukuma know say I've been friendzone.
later in school she come enter wahala for school and needed 10k to sort it out academically and when she tried discussing it with me and seek for my help na so I respond with "May God have His way"

adeoljyd:
Mario...

tiffanyfan:




No

Singingbae:

Okay, can I pm you

jojothaiv:
Begged a lady for 5 years just to "SPARK" the once sparkless relationship.

But thank God, man don leverage on that experience.


N*gga haff suffered big time..

tiffanyfan:


No

NigelCundy:
Right after NYSC, I had two job offers: one was completely unrelated to my career path but the salary was more, the other was in line with my knowledge, skills and abilities but the salary was barely half of what the first was.
After consulting with her, I decided to pick the first because I needed to have enough to take care of the both of us pending when she's able to get a job.
Two months later, through her dad's connection, she got an entry-level job at one of the IOCs in Lagos. A month into the job, babe started changing, then she broke the news that her parents said we can't be together because of reasons she wouldn't divulge. I let her go.
7 months later, I was advised to resign from my job because I couldn't bring in the numbers.

Folks, as of this moment, I am tearfully unemployed and depressed. I have vowed never to fall in love with any woman again.

Hotzone:
I have been crazily in love that I built house for my girl while I am yet to build a bungalow

bukatyne:


You think lack of experience in something means you don't know what satisfies you?

So if I gave you sour vegetable soup or burnt beans, you wouldn't know that there is something off because you have never eaten them before?

And you are going on and on about how her lack of sexual experience should make her satisfied with anything.

Tomorrow, you will claim Nigerian women are pretenders. The one that opened up (though not Nigerian) you refuse to let her be.

TemmyT002:


At all
It was boring

Nokio1:


so you were a virgin but still knew what good sex is...u need deliverance. I cover you in tacha's body odor be healed sista

seunmohmoh:
What was your main course.

Temptee101:


.

How did you ascertain he wasn't good in bed when you are yet to fvcck for the first time?

Keep lying

EmptyCoconutHead:
Oboy this one is deep.
but guy we all know that girls have dumb brains, why would u discuss such sensitive career issues with a girl and not a professional?
I blame u.
now this is a true reference to the assertion that girls have dumb brains.
cc womenareapes realfrankie martinez39

Candycrushy:
I always cooked and brought for him, he always calls me wifey not knowing he was cheating on me with some stupid girl...

Zita55:

OSUigboFlatHead:

Good for you...
Your pápá will be so proud of you..

cybriz82:
We made love like crazy love she slept over n i was feeling like top of d world.until she got married to another guy that same week.mehn e be like say make i enter ground cus i been cook for her that night n early morning.

Dubem29:


Its quite Sad that people with good heart up being broken

I really admire you maybe we can work things out. If you don't mind.

Hotzone:
I have been crazily in love that I built house for my girl while I am yet to build a bungalow

SirDelight:
We had a quarrel & I became so worried in the night that I couldn't sleep, so I ran down to her hostel to beg her. She was indoor & it was already late in the night. Meanwhile, there was a curfew that same day. I couldn't go back to my villa due to the fear of getting caught by the traditionalists. I knocked her door countless times & her response was, "if you get caught by the ritualists, na your own problem o". I became more fearful.
Las las, na inside one bush in front of her hostel I had to hide & stay there overnight. It was indeed a terrible experience.

She later confessed that she also had a wakeful night,,,,that she kept whispering my name & there was no response

Smart12:
Divide my school fees into two to pay for my girlfriend school fees in another institution

Bruno3000:
Gave her my expensive jacket to wear when she came visiting because of cold. Up till now I never see that lovely jacket.

Omolomo4eva:
Gave my 2nd semester school fees to her to buy JAMB form...las las,we no marry
.