Should a referendum on Biafra be organised in Igboland today, I assure you over 90% would opt for our treasured country. The over 90% I am talking about include even mad men. Everybody has his or her reason for supporting Biafra.

There was this mentally challenged young man who was popular in our market. You wouldn't believe he was mad until he opened his mouth to talk or he was alone talking to himself. He was always neatly dressed and clean shaven

One day, a certain woman with a little girl was busy selecting some items to buy when the boy who was sitting near them said loudly 'If God helps us and we get Biafra, I am going to fork beautiful women. I will fork and fork and never get tired' Shocked to hear such a stupid comment, the woman turned to see who said such rubbish. The mad boy got up menacingly towards her and told her 'Yes woman, I am talking to you and I mean it! If we get Biafra, the way I will fork you, the way I will fork you!' The woman picked her little baby and her load and ran away. It may be he would not wait until we get Biafra before he switched into action

Wow.... This is so funny, I almost laughed....

Lordwheez:
Wow.... This is so funny, I almost laughed....

You almost laughed? I understand. You giggled. But I hope you know how to laugh proper