dancok:
i guess a small church right!?

gonkin:
If you're worshipping with us for the first time, i was the only one

Mandesz:
I remembered the day I was in a redeemed church of God. we wanted to sing the church anthem. lo n behold, we av to hold our hands with the person beside us. the person beside me was a girl. I was a husler, my hands were as tick as a rock. when I hold her hand she felt a scratch on her hand and was complaining bitterly. that day I' ll never 4get

mimimile93:
Am a muslim

sharpwriter:


Lol... Then why did they bring or prepare it? Seems all of them felt unworthy, therefore they rejected it. Did their elders and leaders not take it too?

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

BecaciaBarbie:
I’ll read according to number of likes

OlawaleBammie:


Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

cenaman:
No! he didn't wake up, he is typing from the land of the death.

mumu9gerian:

Your problem

simpleseyi:


Muslims and Atheists are strong willed and not unstable like you church goers jumping from CAC to COZA, from MFM to RCCG, from Winners to CCC. Therefore, your continuous rants have no effect on Seun.

simpleseyi:


Muslims and Atheists are strong willed and not unstable like you church goers jumping from CAC to COZA, from MFM to RCCG, from Winners to CCC. Therefore, your continuous rants have no effect on Seun.

Kurtis02:
Wanted to pass the Communion tray filled with bread to the next person, the tray slipped and all the bread fell yakaya .

The noise from the tray made everyone look back.

The Shame ehhn ,I didn't border taking wine sef.

mimimile93:
Am a muslim

deavicky:
I was invited to Jehovah witness i didn't know the routine, so it was time for communion. i was seated at the first seat on the first row, so when they brought the communion the man stood at my front for some good number of seconds so i thought i was supposed to take it so he can go to the next person. I had to take the bread. i became the only one in the church of over 1000 person's to take the communion. When i realized i was the only one who took it. to make matter worse, when they brought the wine i refuse to collect it. every eyes was on me i felt like melting.

TOPCRUISE:
Embarrassing moment was when I was persuaded to join choir. Well I join choir due to persuasion of the sisters that they need a brother to join. I rehearse the song very, very well. Then as lead choir I was to address the crowd with the song. Fear first of all catch me. As I held the mike and I faced the congregation, I forgot the song immediately. I face the choir make dem help me. They were shocked. I shouted, hello so many times, I mumured some incoherent words back to dem to signal I have forgotten the song, they sheepishly smiled back. All the pastors where laughing inside out. They knew me to be a shy person and yet they were the ones that convinced me to join choir. I stammered, grumbled, talk, mumured, struggled and managed to drag the song join with the help of the choir till the end. As I drop mike and went to my seat the stunned congregation were just looking at me. I have learnt my lesson anyway.

ChieduJoshua081:
The day they invited our church choir to come and perform in one praise program like that. We didn't have time to rehearse and we now went and chose this Benin song titled "Weh ose" if u know that song u will know how hard it was for u to learn the lyrics and we were not Benin speaking people. Na so we go there go chew our mouth till we sing the song finish. I was so embarrassed.

Another one was the time I was learning how to play keyboard so the person playing the keyboard was not around on that day and I decided to try and cover up. I was just playing nonsense in front of the whole church until the singer walked up to me and told me to stop playing. I was so embarrassed.

kleverley:
A particular guy wore exactly the same outfit as me that Sunday, to Make it worst, he was almost my height.
This guy decided to render a special song. The guy really messed up the entire song and the whole congregation laughed hysterically.
After church I was the subject of mockery for another person just because of dress coincidence

Homeboiy:


Winners chapel headquarters near UNN

deavicky:
not even the pastor took it. I also ask myself the same question, if none of them will take it, why bringing it.

Juliearth:
My 6 inch heels failed me and I fell.

sharpwriter:


Lol... You should have simply said graphic designer... It's more defined than mine when I say writer. I've heard a lecturer asked me, "writing what"? Meanwhile we are not responsible for their lack of education!

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

Legalese:
LMAO! Yours is the worst. Mistaken identity.

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

ChieduJoshua081:
The day they invited our church choir to come and perform in one praise program like that. We didn't have time to rehearse and we now went and chose this Benin song titled "Weh ose" if u know that song u will know how hard it was for u to learn the lyrics and we were not Benin speaking people. Na so we go there go chew our mouth till we sing the song finish. I was so embarrassed.

Another one was the time I was learning how to play keyboard so the person playing the keyboard was not around on that day and I decided to try and cover up. I was just playing nonsense in front of the whole church until the singer walked up to me and told me to stop playing. I was so embarrassed.