Mine was the day I mistakenly left porn on my phone without deleting....three ladies in my choir (am the smallest in the choir and am a guy) requested for my phone to check for songs..I innocently handed the phone to them not knowing that there is porn inside...so as they wer checking my phone I saw a strange expression on their faces and the other one look at me in a surprise strange manner...they angrily handed my phone to me with the porn...as I collect d phone na so I saw the porn..i was so embarrassed that I almost smash my phone on the ground....i quietly left the church and went home....it was not easy with me for a month...it was not easy o o o.

Lamanii22:



Same thing happened to me... I felt like the ground should open and swallow me... I stopped singing, I don't know if I'd ever go back to singing in the choir....

Lol. You can still go back. The choir ought to encourage you. The choir encouraged me a little so I didn't back out. But they were afraid of putting me to lead a song. Neither do they want me to go to another church. Little by little I found my courage though I usually develop cold feet whenever I held the microphone. The church where I relocated want me to join choir but I refused. I chose to another department

TOPCRUISE:

Lol. You can still go back. The choir ought to encourage you. The choir encouraged me a little so I didn't back out. But they were afraid of putting me to lead a song. Little by little I found my courage. The church where I relocated want me to join choir but I refused.

Oh wow lol.. Okay I'd find my courage, I'll go back...
..

CupOfT:
Same thing happen to a friend Niki

It's really embarrassing brah

mumu9gerian:


Calm down he never ask whether u are single na

as in eh, the babe blood dey hot the other I needed one health information from her and requested to add her on Whatsapp and she was like ", she's not single" abi how that one take consign me?

Aion't fink so


HIS spirit is @work

OlawaleBammie:


Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

Let me write my own.
One Sunday morning while d service was going on everyone was dancing including me, not knowing my trouser was torn from d crouch to d crack of my yansh chaiiii and I was dancing happily, until one bros whispered something inside my ear that I should not Tuck in, that my trouser was torn. If u see d kain speed I take turn back to check d tear tear trouser u go think say I be flash and all this fyn babes Dey my back... That day Hot Sweat cover me even when I Dey for A/C na my boxer and bag save me when I Dey go house.
As for the trouser I no even bother to sow am, I just automatically convert am to rag.
I can't forget that day.

I was invited by a bigger bro to play the keyboard in a RCCG church.The bro didn't tell me the kind of keyboard I would meet there.The church keyboardist wasn't around so I was recommended to play there.I got there feeling fly and ready to dazzle on the keys.But how wrong I was.I got to the keyboard stand in the choir department and I just told myself the devil has finally succeeded in making a mockery of me.The keyboard was a Yamaha mortif.I had never played such before.When singing got to a key i couldn't play on,that's was when I knew I was in real problem. At a point, I started playing off key.The pastor had to tell me to step out of the stand during service. I felt like entering the ground and coming out at the next bus stop to my house. Throughout that day and week,my life wasn't normal.

OlawaleBammie:


Lol...

But I dont get d bolded

It's intentional

kurlz:


It's intentional

I knw it was intentional na. abi how can someone be typin ........ and added alphabets as suffix and prefix?

Stil on it tho.. WAT DID U INTEND WRITING??

OlawaleBammie:


I knw it was intentional na. abi how can someone be typin ........ and added alphabets as suffix and prefix?

Stil on it tho.. WAT DID U INTEND WRITING??

Ahahaha never mind. Ok promise you won't swallow me

OlawaleBammie:


It didnt giv u any prior notice ??

It's must have given me sign then but since we are not mature to take note of such leads to that jare. I guess I'm around 13years then

kurlz:



Ahahaha never mind. Ok promise you won't swallow me

i promise i wont swallow u. av repented, the last person i swallowed refused to digest in me hence inability to swallow further.. soo u re lucky i wont b doin dat for a forseeable future



Soo are u tense free now?? oya tell me

Funkybabee:




It's must have given me sign then but since we are not mature to take note of such leads to that jare. I guess I'm around 13years then

13years?? no wonder!! u just start d tin e never reach 7month den self.

Sorry to d 13year old funke and not 26year old funkybabee

TOPCRUISE:
Embarrassing moment was when I was persuaded to join choir. Well I join choir due to persuasion of the sisters that they need a brother to join. I rehearse the song very well. Then as lead choir I was to address the crowd with the song. Fear first of all catch me. As I held the mike and I faced the congregation, I forgot the song immediately. I face the choir make dem help me. They were shocked. I shouted, hello so many times at them, I mumured some incoherent words back to dem to signal I have forgotten the song, they sheepishly smiled back. Meanwhile all the pastors where laughing inside out. They knew me to be a shy person and yet they were the ones that convinced me to join choir. I stammered, grumbled, talk, mumured, struggled and managed to drag join a few lines I remembered with the help of the choir till the end. As I drop mike and went to my seat the stunned congregation were just looking at me. I have learnt my lesson anyway.

SyrusdeHansome:
When I use to worship at winners chapel we had a tarry night program one Friday. As Satan want ham my mom decided to cook beans dat same Friday. My dad was the pastor nd I was just in the congregation cos I didn't join the choir as I didn't go 4 rehearsals. I wasn't even allowed to play any instrument. The first girl I loved came back from her boarding school nd she was in the choir sit. As una sabi tarry night, I slept off only to wake up to hear myself mess one powerful mess. The whole section of the church fixed their eyes on Mr including my crush. I was so ashamed that I had to climb up to go nd sleep. Throughout that week I had to dodge the girl because of shame.

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Life0Life:
I can never forget when I was told to kneel down in front of the church at workers vigil, menh my life was never the same again,
My conclusion:
Even if you're a true man of God your personality will still play a peculiar role in delivering his will. Cause that day I was just looking at the pastor like seriously. ...I was already above 30 year's then o, No be say I be pikin o. .still baffled

You don't mean it.

sirjoe1124:
In my JS1 then I was fond of sleeping in the church, I was so known for that, that usher's no longer wake me. On a certain Friday, I couldn't tell who invited my crush for a night vigil in other to please her by not sleeping: I decided I wouldn't sit through out the prayer session. Then the worst happened, I fell while sleep standing and disrupted the night vigil. It's more than 10 years now, I haven't visited that church.

Haaaaaaahaaa

Naijaarchive:
Lol there was an upcoming program... The pastor was imploring us to come nd experience the presence of God.... The pastor said if you won't be coming shout hallelujah... My mind was far away... I just shouted Hallelujah All eyes were on me even my parents were shocked .... I was being honest tho

Very funny

OlawaleBammie:


i promise i wont swallow u. av repented, the last person i swallowed refused to digest in me hence inability to swallow further.. soo u re lucky i wont b doin dat for a forseeable future



Soo are u tense free now?? oya tell me

Ahahaha I meant s m o k e.

kurlz:


Ahahaha I meant s m o k e.

And mere looking at it, i did not realy smoke oo, its just d beans i ate dat is worrying me.

lilfreezy:
My most embarrassing moment happened at the Archangels parish satellite town Lagos. I attended evening mass with my Lil nephew and during communion, I was looking for the Lil man. But behold the 8 year old monster was bouncing from the alter after receiving holy communion(the copycat did the communion ritual well so they gave him). Everyone was just looking at me judgmentally, I was embarrassed but the Lil monster was laughing. The then parish priest Rev fr csllistus nwachukwu had a long talk with me after the mass. But the boy chop beating as we dey go house.

why hit a little kid?, you're the Monster!

realestniggah:
I don't go to church just Here to read

Smile ,Trust me life gets better

OlawaleBammie:


And mere looking at it, i did not realy smoke oo, its just d beans i ate dat is worrying me.

Ahahhqhahqqh really?
But a little abi

kurlz:



Ahahhqhahqqh really?
But a little abi

Little ko, u just want make i disclose shaa, anyway, i d... ........ ....... are u hapy now??

OlawaleBammie:


Little ko, u just want make i disclose shaa, anyway, i d... ........ ....... are u hapy now??

kurlz:

Abeg a no dey smoke ooooo, even ordinary drink/liquor i cant taste it not to talk of weed

i cherish my sanity more dan anytin.

The day a pastor was doing deliverance on me he was hitting my head so hard that my eyes began to turn around and I was feeling dizzy so I finally fell after falling down so I decided to stand up unknowing to me that my skit have torn to my waist immediately I stood up all my skit just fall down it remains only my pant on me and I have tattoo on my laps my mum was just looking at me like omoburuku I was so ashamed dat day ooooooooo

Mood11's story is somehow related to mine.When i was 11 years old,we went to church on Sunday.During worship,the ministers were praying for people and they were shaking and turning around like they are under the Anointing and they fell down,lay on the floor for sometime,then they got up.When it got to the girl at my side,she shook and spin around then fell down lying still and the minister came to pray for me.I spinned around and fell down.I was waiting for the girl to get up so that i could get up alongside her but i never knew when she got up and i was still lying there in discomfort.I fell asleep there and the prayer was over and i was still sleeping on the floor.So my mum noticed i was lying on the floor and she danced to where i was sleeping and stylishly kicked my leg.I woke up embarrassed.Anytime i remember that day,i become Ashamed instantly without telling anyone about it.

OlawaleBammie:





Abeg a no dey smoke ooooo, even ordinary drink/liquor i cant taste it not to talk of weed

i cherish my sanity more dan anytin.

Really?
That's lovely. You are a rare breed then.

kurlz:


Really? That's lovely. You are a rare breed then.

Rare?? do u tink soo?? i tink many people are like dat.

drezzyx:
Let me write my own.
One Sunday morning while d service was going on everyone was dancing including me, not knowing my trouser was torn from d crouch to d crack of my yansh chaiiii and I was dancing happily, until one bros whispered something inside my ear that I should not Tuck in, that my trouser was torn. If u see d kain speed I take turn back to check d tear tear trouser u go think say I be flash and all this fyn babes Dey my back... That day Hot Sweat cover me even when I Dey for A/C na my boxer and bag save me when I Dey go house.
As for the trouser I no even bother to sow am, I just automatically convert am to rag.
I can't forget that day.

Ahahahahahahahaha

i swear my belle don dey turn me.

but wait, am sure u lack d spirit of forgiveness, if not u should b able to forgive the poor trouser