Well, Christmas is round the corner (again), so I thought I'd share this joke with you all:


I'm going to have a handful of 'nuts', 

Don't you do a terrific spread, 

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Would you like a bit of bosom?

Fancy some stuffing?

If i don't undo my pants i'll burst!

You've still got a bit on your chin!

How long will it take after you stick it in?

Tying the legs together keeps all the moisture inside, 

I hope his sack is bulging this year!

You can't tell these days if it's artificial or real,

:-x

ok um, it's either they do not even sound dirty (most of them) or i'm totally missing the point here, lol

Mayb i read 4rm anoda angle

^^ Girl!

u always read from anoda angle!!

how you dey??

M gd o
very gd
missed u grt deal

^^really?

but u nor dey ever come yim again sef

m always dere ,, jst appears invisible,, i always dey c u sha

hmmm

well, we need to catch up sha as per our last convo.

anyway sha girl - nuttin do you

just keep in touch

I ll o my sista bt i always dey think u busy dat na y i no dey buzz
bt i go dey hail sha
missed u blow.

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funny joke though complex cos i saw lots of negative responses. One up

^^ thanks!!

no sign of Vicks yet??

Sallum Alikum

(dat na the only Arabic I sabi. . .lol)

Lol!!

Vicks baby chill - abeg

Efemena_xy:

Well, Christmas is round the corner (again), so I thought I'd share this joke with you all:


I'm going to have a handful of 'nuts',

Don't you do a terrific spread,

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Would you like a bit of bosom?

Fancy some stuffing?

If i don't undo my pants i'll burst!

You've still got a bit on your chin!

How long will it take after you stick it in?

Tying the legs together keeps all the moisture inside,

I hope his sack is bulging this year!

You can't tell these days if it's artificial or real,

LOL perv!

^^<phew!!>

Finally, someone comprehends my joke

Lysaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! Baby, I don miss u die

How u dey ma sister??

yawns

black[b]lips[/b]

Go sleep - 'tis past your bedtime jor

how far

I just dey jor

u nko? long time sha

Efemena_xy:

^^<phew!!>

Finally, someone comprehends my joke

Lysaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! Baby, I don miss u die

How u dey ma sister??

don't mind those children and na dem spoil pass o. .lol

I'm doing good girl, how are u? What's with these news of u flying about NL ?

Old stale joke, heard it before.

the poster already told us that so ur comment is rather kinda stale?

lysaa:

don't mind those children and na dem spoil pass o. .lol

I'm doing good girl, how are u? What's with these news of u flying about NL ?

Good to know you're okay - e don tey

and yeah, I'm cool. Busy but okay

erm. . .me flying about nland??

**scoffs**

C'mon girl - u should know better

Dolemite:

Old stale joke, heard it before.

okay, no sweat - I hear you

I go try post another 1 soon - hopefully sumtin u never see b4 okay?

Dull dull dull this failed attempt at humour should be binned.

^^Lol!!

okay, here's another attempt at humour m'lady:

Man wakes up in hospital covered in bandages.
The doctor approaches and says how are you.

Man, I was going to ask you.

Dr, You were attacked by a shark but we've patched you up and everything is fine except your willy was bitten off,

Man, My willy, oh my God! What am I going to do?

Dr, Don't worry about it.

Man, Don't worry about it, are you mad?

Dr, Relax, we can rebuild it. £1000 an inch. So six inches, six grand, 10 inches 10 grand. And you can have it whatever colour you like.

Man, Oh, that's sounds great. I'll talk to my wife and tell you what size tomorrow.


The next day

Dr, So, have you decided?

Man, Yes, we're having a new kitchen instead