kobosmart:

spoken like a true insurance sales geh, come sell me life or car insurance na,make i do you kpa kpa kpa

Your foolery has bounds. It’s not a curse o, but you can’t ever rise above peanuts. I’m not an insurance sales girl, but I respect their struggle. If those guys who had their shops burnt at Onitsha and Balogun had insurance, they won’t even be bothered. But then, what do a poor, dim-wit like you know?

coolcharm:
You don't sell insurance to people trying to survive.

Survival first.

Abi ooo. They should sell survival insurance first. That is relatable.

maiahsaiah:


Your foolery has bounds. It’s not a curse o, but you can’t ever rise above peanuts. I’m not an insurance sales girl, but I respect their struggle. If those guys who had their shops burnt at Onitsha and Balogun had insurance, they won’t even be bothered. But then, what do a poor, dim-wit like you know?

after the kpa kpa kpa i go still buy your insurance na c'mon gimme a call 08032773199

kobosmart:

after the kpa kpa kpa i go still buy your insurance na c'mon gimme a call 08032773199

Lol...job seeker like you. Don’t go and get a job, keep deceiving your poverty stricken self

maiahsaiah:


Lol...job seeker like you. Don’t go and get a job, keep deceiving your poverty stricken self

ah ah trust me geh i've got you covered, there should be an insurance coverage wey fit reach my hand.
C'mon let me put my money where your toto is

kobosmart:

ah ah trust me geh i've got you covered, there should be an insurance coverage wey fit reach my hand.
C'mon let me put my money where your toto is

Eeyah, your case is what they call, “It is finished”.

maiahsaiah:


Eeyah, your case is what they call, “It is finished”.

oya lemme show you i mean what i am saying, how much be una car insurance make i pay buh u will follow me to fill the form in my house o

kobosmart:

oya lemme show you i mean what i am saying, how much be una car insurance make i pay buh i will fill the form in my house o

You and some people will be wondering why I’m still replying a low life like you, but I have to, perhaps for your redemption. Uncle, you know you have nothing, and probably borrowed this data you are using to browse.

You’re broke, hopeless and poor. When was the last time you had a good meal? When was the last time you had three square meal? When was the last time you changed your set of boxers?

Instead of you to be humble and concentrate on your job seeking (as far as I know, you can’t own a company with this mediocrity attitude), you’re here calling out people who even have the courage to test unknown waters.

For your own good stop being stupid, sit down and think about your miserable life. Learn to respect people’s struggle even down to a wheelbarrow pusher. Only then can you ever attain anything in life.

Stop being stupid! Stop being slow! You want to reply again, keep it coming. I sure have your time. I sure don’t want your life to go down the drain. But you see that company thing, forget it if you keep up with your mentality.

maiahsaiah:


You and some people will be wondering why I’m still replying a low life like you, but I have to, perhaps for your redemption. Uncle, you know you have nothing, and probably borrowed this data you are using to browse.

You’re broke, hopeless and poor. When was the last time you had a good meal? When was the last time you had three square meal? When was the last time you changed your set of boxers?

Instead of you to be humble and concentrate on your job seeking (as far as I know, you can’t own a company with this mediocrity attitude), you’re here calling out people who even have the courage to test unknown waters.

For your own good stop being stupid, sit down and think about your miserable life. Learn to respect people’s struggle even down to a wheelbarrow pusher. Only then can you ever attain anything in life.

Stop being stupid! Stop being slow! You want to reply again, keep it coming. I sure have your time. I sure don’t want your life to go down the drain. But you see that company thing, forget it if you keep up with your mentality.

i hope you wee bring this much vigor when you come for our kpa kpa kpa appointment?
Let's fix today na, this one wey we dey holiday so

kobosmart:

i hope you wee bring this much vigor when you come for our kpa kpa kpa appointment?
Let's fix today na, this one wey we dey holiday so

Yes, this holiday is the perfect time to think about your life as other workers would be at home as well, so you don’t need to feel pressured or inferior. Think about your wasted years and your glory you sacrificed on the altar of sexual immorality.

maiahsaiah:


Yes, this holiday is the perfect time to think about your life other workers would be at home as well, so you don’t need to feel pressured or inferior. Think about your wasted years and your glory you sacrificed on the altar of sexual immorality.

Yea i promise to do dat oya time and place and whose bringing the condoms?

kobosmart:

Yea i promise to do dat oya time and place and whose bringing the condoms?

You can’t promise one thing and do another. A double minded man is unstable in all his ways, and this explains your current condition.

maiahsaiah:


You can’t promise one thing and do another. A double minded man is unstable in all his ways, and this explains your current condition.

aunty you talk too much, bring your toto let's sell your insurance things.

kobosmart:

aunty you talk too much, bring your toto let's sell your insurance things.

I will continue to type until you have sense. You’re senseless

maiahsaiah:


I will continue to type until you have sense. You’re senseless

and i wee continue to knock till you open leg, you need 8========D

kobosmart:

and i wee continue to knock till you open leg, you need 8========D

So you’ve been roaming around all day, eyah! Keep knocking ok. With persistence, your hand will turn to hammer.

maiahsaiah:


So you’ve been roaming around all day, eyah! Keep knocking ok. With persistence, your hand will turn to hammer.

talk is cheap geh give the broda yansh

kobosmart:

talk is cheap geh give the broda yansh

Keep knocking bro

maiahsaiah:


Keep knocking bro

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open the kpekus

kobosmart:

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open the kpekus

Keep knocking, johnny knocker (yes I intentionally made it small letters cos you’re low).

maiahsaiah:


Keep knocking, johnny knocker (yes I intentionally made it small letters cos you’re low).

mmmm thanks for the compliment buh i don see your pinshure, you no get breast so your toto will have to do.

kobosmart:

mmmm thanks for the compliment buh i don see your pinshure, you no get breast so your toto will have to do.

You had to carry your stupidity to a girl’s thread that was celebrating her success. You are truly a low life.


Keep knocking

maiahsaiah:


You had to carry your stupidity to a girl’s thread that was celebrating her success. You are truly a low life.


Keep knocking

na your Toto carry me go there na, i go anywhere toto calls me

kobosmart:

na your Toto carry me go there na, i go anywhere toto calls me

Hope you’ve been persistent in knocking, if that’s the only thing you’ll achieve in your life. Keep knocking.

kobosmart:

na your Toto carry me go there na, i go anywhere toto calls me

Hope you’ve been persistent in knocking, if that’s the only thing

maiahsaiah:


Hope you’ve been persistent in knocking, if that’s the only thing you’ll achieve in your life. Keep knocking.

If that is what will make you open the kpekus

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kobosmart:


If that is what will make you open the kpekus

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Pssst! Pssst! He-goat, hope you’ve been knocking?

maiahsaiah:


Pssst! Pssst! He-goat, hope you’ve been knocking?

Pssst! Insurance sales woman i still dey knock o

kobosmart:

Pssst! Insurance sales woman i still dey knock o

Sissisisiii, dog on heat, hope you’re still knocking?

maiahsaiah:


Sissisisiii, dog on heat, hope you’re still knocking?

you know my answer to that queshun gurl

kobosmart:

you know my answer to that queshun gurl

Bingo! bingo! Hope you're still knocking

maiahsaiah:


Bingo! bingo! Hope you're still knocking

you miss me?