kushercain:
Back then in boarding school, me and my two friends were heading back to the hostel after night reading. One of my friends said he was thirsty and we escorted him to the tap where our Gp tank was, behind our hostel. It was dark and apart from the cricket noise everywhere was quiet. Deep down I was already feeling scared but since we were three in number, I said no shaking. When we reached the tap, I decided to also drink and my other friend also drank after me.
We we're waiting for this guy to close the tap, tap no gree close.
Chaarly close tap na!
He said he was trying to close the tap that it refused to close.
Chaarly you go dey do like woman, commot joor! I no know who send me message. I went to the tap to try and close it. The knob kept on turning but the water didn't stop.
Ah ah what's happening?

That was when we heard the deep bass voice from the tap.
"UNA NO DEY DRINK WATER AGAIN?"

O boy come see race that night

wiseone28:
When you see say time to stop the paper is near and you have not written anything

Alexun:



Why are you like this nah? Was that supposed to give him orgasm?

dazzlingd:


There are no mysteries but ignorance, that's what separate the progressive nation from us the ever stagnant black nations....They think progressive...here in Africa, our mind has been conditioned to see any mystery as magic hence it kills the thinking function of the brain....Teach your children right, let them solve puzzles in their minds rather than submitting lazily to magic as the answer to all mysteries.... Then they will be geniuses...

My dear, there's no mystery in what u all saw, sorry to ruin your fun, ..it has nothing to do with the dead, it's no mystery but ignorance of the events that happened around you that night

wiseone28:
used to happen to me if i don't write to my satisfaction and time to stop is approaching

kushercain:
Back then in boarding school, me and my two friends were heading back to the hostel after night reading. One of my friends said he was thirsty and we escorted him to the tap where our Gp tank was, behind our hostel. It was dark and apart from the cricket noise everywhere was quiet. Deep down I was already feeling scared but since we were three in number, I said no shaking. When we reached the tap, I decided to also drink and my other friend also drank after me.
We we're waiting for this guy to close the tap, tap no gree close.
Chaarly close tap na!
He said he was trying to close the tap that it refused to close.
Chaarly you go dey do like woman, commot joor! I no know who send me message. I went to the tap to try and close it. The knob kept on turning but the water didn't stop.
Ah ah what's happening?

That was when we heard the deep bass voice from the tap.
"UNA NO DEY DRINK WATER AGAIN?"

O boy come see race that night

TheGreatIYANU:


Bros this your own wan off me! I'm laughing in my office like pesin weybdon high!

Culin:


Hahaha rotfl

Callertunez:
Amwitty, come share yours... Let me laugh a bit.

Alexandro15:
My own na many years ago in boarding school. I was in SS2 then and was already hallucinating. (or was it real?) that a small imp spirit was always pushing my bunk at night. It was an Iron bunk and I always hear the creaking of the bunk, FOOTSTEPS along with a pig's grunt every night.

So this particular night, around midnight, I was already awake, dead with fear and shaking. I then heard voices at one corner of the hostel and recognized some of my classmates voices. Relieved, I quickly jumped down and hurried to their corner to tell them my ordeals and stay with them until morning. It turned out they were operating phones, and when they heard my footsteps, they kept still. ( Phones were illegal).

When I got there, I sat on Kelechi's bed. He was fast asleep. I heard FOOTSTEPS and turned around, only for me to see a figure crouching and hurrying towards me! Oboy! I have never been more afraid in my life. I took a moment to take a deep breath, and gave a shout that I was sure would send the demon back to hell. Na so I shout 'Jesuuuuusss' o. Kelechi wey dey deep sleep sef wake up follow me dey shout Jesus Jesus. E come fall from bed, roll enter under e bunk to hide.
Na so the figure reach me;
"Shh Shhhh, no shout abeg. Na me, na Oscar. I come borrow something from Simeon."
I was first shocked, then began to laugh hysterically. My other classmates who were awake joined. Even Kelechi as he came out from under the bunk.

PrincessB1:
MODs please let this hilarious stories hit front page

so we can have more lies stories

Nayo08:

so we can have more lies stories

gidob:
Mine happened sometime around 2015/2016 at the hostel in my School.

There is this long passage leading to different rooms...there is one entrance as the other end was blocked.
One night a snake crawled into the hall, and the able bodied men of the hostel were called on to help kill the snake...the snake ran to the other end and was cornered.. So it became aggressive; battle ready as the guys were approaching it with sticks, stones etc.
There was this large crowd at the entrance watching, and so the hall was crowded and it was difficult for any to move out unless you are at the door....
Just when the able bodied guys were close to the snake and wanted to strike, NEPA collected power and the hall became dark ...now imagine being in the dark with a black snake....well there was a stampede....after struggling for like 3mins to go out, I was running out of the hostel when my bathroom left my foot and hit my back...
That night I ran like a mad man shouting... "The snake done bite me".....
your story just off me! Very hilarious bro

BabaIbo:
mine na the day I went to one night vigil that was organised by the former of Ondo state governor, Olusegun Mimiko in Adegbemile hall when I was in Akure.
I met one pretty dark "shapeful" and busty girl. I walked up to her and started wooing this babe, babe drop o... next thing I signaled my guys that I want to take the babe to the backside of the car packed outside. But it seems that place wasn't comfortable, so we went to a place that look like military parade ground opposite it.
As I was about to start "training", na so one heavy wind (breeze) blow with lightning, e come be like say I see one scary thing.
Naso I discharge with full speed leaving the babe there, since that day I no dey even reason any woman matter for night vigil except maybe na my babe or I know her before

CONFAMA:


Thunder wan fire you that day if you insert prick for crusade

Halisdavis:

There's penile fracture na

Kkings11:
So last night I had a hilarious frightening experience which reminded me of one I also had in boarding school, so I said let me share both of them with you guys.

I live in lokoja, the GRA around the mount Patti area and my house is situated up on a hill and it's on the second to the last street. The last street is still not fully built so we are pretty much still surrounded by bushes and trees.

So me and a neighbour went out to watch the liverpool match Last night, and after the game my neighbour left immediately for home while I stayed out a little later. At around 8 I decided to head home also and decided to board a bike but any bike I stopped would refuse going up to my house because of its height and a fear of being jacked and/or kidnapped for rituals(old story that refused to die), so after sometime I decided to take the almost 30mins walk home.

Climbing the final stretch to my house I was the only one on the road but I wasn't afraid cos their was streetlights all the way. Getting to the last street before the bend that was my street the streetlights suddenly went off and the whole place was plunged into darkness, so I paused to bring out my phone and use its flashlight when a figure suddenly appeared from that street right in front of me and stopped, my spirit left me looking for where to hide, all my body became icecold and rooted to the spot when suddenly the figure started running up towards my street.

Now at this juncture I should have been happy the "spirit" was running away from me but my brain don mix and my body was in the suspended flight mode, but seeing the figure run loosed my body and I began running, not back where I came from but towards the running figure( we call it anywhere belle face run), in my mind whatever is making a spirit run is worth running from, when I got to the bend leading to my street power was restored and saw the figure in full light.

Well Ladies and gentlemen it would be my pleasure to announce to you guys that the "spirit figure" was my neighbour who went out with me to watch the match but left earlier to visit a friend before heading home taking a different route. All this was just about 15seconds or thereabout but it felt like hours, when I met up with him he was like "Guy wetin dey make you pursue me na" I just looked at him laughing and catching my breath and said " ah ah na me for dey ask you wetin dey make you run, if say God answer my prayer immediately Holy Ghost fire for don burn you since" and we all laughed to our various houses.

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The second story.

Every Friday in school we hold a Christian prayer vigil with goes all the way to 3 or 4am on Saturday. On this particular day, We(my friends and I) went to the vigil and I started sleeping almost immediately after the praise and worship section. After being poked and prodded by ushers countless times I decided to head to the hostel and continue my sleep and as it turns out my friends too were also feeling sleepy so we all decided to go the hostel together.

The time was between 12am and 1pm when we left the vigil hall. There is this road between the girls hostel and the boys hostel that we took and it was overgrown with weeds on both sides but the moon was out that night so we had no problem seeing what was in front of us.

We had almost gotten to the hostel when we saw a white humanlike figure coming towards us and if you've ever been to a boarding school you would agree with me that it has a lot of spiritual stories, from the "miss koi koi" story to the "bush babies" stories and students being initiated into the spirit world with sweet and biscuits and being possesed by the spirit of "jinn", then coupled with us coming from a vigil where the prayer leaders have put the fear of God in you with their fearfull prayer points, so seeing that figure walking towards us made us stop, but the figure kept coming towards us.

With us was one of our friend who had a faulty leg so couldn't walk as fast as us and he was the one that started the race back to the vigil hall which made us all join him but when we looked back to know whether the figure was still behind us we saw it running towards us well no-one told us to double our speed.

We had almost reached the girls hostel area when the figures spoke up "Abeg wetin dey pursue una na, wait for me abeg" that was when we stopped and turned to it and looked closely, well it was no spirit but our resident student ALBINO going for the vigil.


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