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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by DaVader: 10:18am On Nov 18, 2019
I think I do have a lot of problems as well as Nigerian and the church too. If more than a 5-minute set should be any of those, then I'm certainly lying.

Don't listen to all pastors cuz stupid people become pastor too.
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by davidque: 10:19am On Nov 18, 2019
Kai na who put mic for this one hand . Different kind of charlatans preaching fake gospel.
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Theoarhics: 10:19am On Nov 18, 2019
Even the women will be Like ' oga what are you saying? You don't want us to enjoy ourselves?' It's only chickens that have less for 5 mins not humans.

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by malware: 10:19am On Nov 18, 2019
I last 45mins naturally and I don't do more than 1 round in a day, no aphrodisiacs and my wife enjoys it... Ideally women won't enjoy a 5min sex.

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Sheriman(m): 10:19am On Nov 18, 2019
This Man is A Pastor or A Sex Terrapist...
End Time Pastor be this oooooo!!!
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by mukthar2000(m): 10:21am On Nov 18, 2019
Haaaaaa, pastor 5mint bawooo

Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by ojuu4u(m): 10:21am On Nov 18, 2019
Am very sure what's this god of men preached will cause fight in many marriages among his gullible followers. Just because you are a one minutes man shouldn't make you subjected every man to one minute sex. Him that doesn't sex more than 5 minutes, how many million has he counted? In fact if not for tithes and offering I doubt if he would be able fend for himself and immediate family.
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by olisaEze(m): 10:23am On Nov 18, 2019
Is it not this same Cele pastor that said it’s Christians causing problems while Muslims are peaceful? If the women are not complaining waris his own inside? Aibeg let him look for Dr Benbella to handle his erectile dysfunction mata and leave us jaré, abii is it ur 30mins? grin

Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by tysontim(m): 10:23am On Nov 18, 2019
KingAzari:
Wait until you drink kpalaga and red bull on top SK... 60 minutes and counting, your preek never vomit akamu.

Wat is sk?
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by wristbangle: 10:23am On Nov 18, 2019
It depends on the couple's sexual compatibility. If one eats good food rich in Vitamins, proteins, minerals and takes plenty water, both can do 20mins non stop.

Someone who consumes too much alcohol and sugar will perform like a cock.

I remember my former neighbour. The excitement on his wife's face is always glaring due to good diet plus good sex both have Sometimes I hear her moan and scream.... harder!!! for 15-25mins.

I have seen women divorce, girlfriends break up due to lack of sexual satisfaction. Some can manage 5mins though but ladies most time clamour for more.

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by mechanics(m): 10:24am On Nov 18, 2019
Hmmmm, was that the message God told him to preach? Issue of sex should never be discussed on pulpit at all, but couples could meet pastors personally for counseling.
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by notoriousbabe: 10:24am On Nov 18, 2019
So says a one minute man
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by UdemeJoshua(m): 10:25am On Nov 18, 2019
Na dem, one minute sex people, thank God am not living close to your house!! Your wife will become my sugar mummy
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by notoriousbabe: 10:25am On Nov 18, 2019
wristbangle:
It depends on the couple's sexual compatibility. If one eats good food rich in Vitamins, proteins, minerals and takes plenty water, both can do 20mins non stop.

Someone who consumes too much alcohol and sugar will perform like a cock.

I remember my former neighbour. The excitement on his wife's face is always glaring due to good diet plus good sex both have Sometimes I hear her moan and scream.... harder!!! for 15-25mins.

I have seen women divorce, girlfriends break up because of lack of sexual satisfaction. Some can manage 5mins though but ladies most time clamour for more.
the prof, wehdone sir

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Humility017(m): 10:26am On Nov 18, 2019
UdyOgwoUde:
I can't com'and kill myself because I want to satisfy a woman.

thats what lazy men say most times...
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by notoriousbabe: 10:26am On Nov 18, 2019
Sheriman:
This Man is A Pastor or A Sex Terrapist...
End Time Pastor be this oooooo!!!
he is boat
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by chigoizie7(m): 10:26am On Nov 18, 2019
See how those ladies are looking at him
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Nobody: 10:27am On Nov 18, 2019
Nigerian crooked pastor have become A sex Doctor.


Isn't it time to ban All these so called Churches and pastors in Nigeria?



Absolute bullshit!
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Nobody: 10:28am On Nov 18, 2019
UdyOgwoUde:
I can't com'and kill myself because I want to satisfy a woman.
Well...be prepared to lose your wife or girlfriend to Strong Penise.s grin

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Humility017(m): 10:28am On Nov 18, 2019
malware:
I last 45mins naturally and I don't do more than 1 round in a day, no aphrodisiacs and my wife enjoys it... Ideally women won't enjoy a 5min sex.

45 mins at once ? ??
you must be a machine....

well done

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Nobody: 10:30am On Nov 18, 2019
5 minutes? Some women would throw you out if you are a 5 minute person.
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by tunary(m): 10:31am On Nov 18, 2019
NOC1:
His message is simple don’t waste your time on sex, hustle.
meaning 30 minutes is too much for sex? this message is irrelevant and it shouldn't be anybody's business how long husband and wife make love in their house. I don't think this is from the Bible. no be only hustle person come life come hustle

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by wristbangle: 10:31am On Nov 18, 2019
notoriousbabe:
the prof, wehdone sir

Madam, u are highly welcome
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by notoriousbabe: 10:33am On Nov 18, 2019
wristbangle:


Madam, u are highly welcome
abi make I give you do?
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by malware: 10:34am On Nov 18, 2019
Humility017:


45 mins at once ? ??
you must be a machine....

well done

No magic is needed to achieve that... Mostly it's anxiety that makes men cum prematurely... If you put your mind on cumming, your brain will work on that and make you cum... Though I naturally last 45mins or so, I can cum under 3mins if I so wish.. Once I put my mind on cumming, I will cum... It's as simple as that.

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Numerouno94(m): 10:34am On Nov 18, 2019
eleojo23:
Pastors' obsession with sex nowadays is disturbing.

Anyway, that is his opinion and he is mostly ignorant if he is referring to the entire sexual encounter.

If he is a 5-minute man and his wife likes it, fine, but he should not imposed it on others. But I doubt his wife likes it (she may just be managing him).

The entire encounter lasting just 5 minutes is too short. It is a fact that many women cannot attain climax within such a short time. Some can take up to 20 minutes. (Google it)

Looking at the video, the women in his congregation were visibly upset because what he is proposing is the kind of sex that will only satisfy the man in most cases which is not right. The woman should be satisfied too else, she will begin to hate intercourse or be tempted to look elsewhere which will lead to problems in the marriage.

So congratulations pastor, you are about to break many homes!

Chill.Dats his opinion.
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by AJohnnasa(m): 10:37am On Nov 18, 2019
Under five minutes man spotted!

How many women cum in five minutes and below? So, women are not supposed to enjoy sex?
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by idonhammer: 10:37am On Nov 18, 2019
And las Las kidney damage go follow.


KingAzari:
Wait until you drink kpalaga and red bull on top SK... 60 minutes and counting, your preek never vomit akamu.

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by RoyalHighness7(m): 10:37am On Nov 18, 2019
Dear Fake Pastor you and entire family plus generation are mad men and women!!!
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by kayo80(m): 10:39am On Nov 18, 2019
malware:
I last 45mins naturally and I don't do more than 1 round in a day, no aphrodisiacs and my wife enjoys it... Ideally women won't enjoy a 5min sex.

From my experience, I would say, minus pre-intimacy, 15 minutes is perfect for most girls. Most people don't know how long 15 minutes actually is...we just guesstimate most times. But if you actually time the sex, you will see that 12-15 minutes sex is alright, as long as you are Rock hard and you know what you are doing.

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Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Sonnobax15(m): 10:39am On Nov 18, 2019
But why is this coming after dubai has deported tonto dike??
Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by HonFuga: 10:42am On Nov 18, 2019
Sincerely because he is a pastor those not make him a wise man. This same video cause a lot of issue in group it was posted yesterday when i reacted. Firstly sex is a body that cover so many thing like pre-intimacy & intercourse. According to the hadith of the holy Prophet Muhammad, pre-intimacy is an essential part of sex before any intercourse. So basically a pre-intimacy can even take you more than 15min before the sex which might also last like 15min. When you are not an animal, how can you just jump on a lady within 5min you are out. There must be a pre-intimacy that alert & arouse her to fully take your dick. I will say it again, that pastor talk base on his brain understanding of sex. If you should check very well, this are the same set of pastor that will be dicking there church member wife & ladies. Lasting hours during sex doesn't make you an unfocused man, it just base on your pure understanding of sex.

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