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If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Quality20(m): 10:16pm On Dec 02, 2019
how true is it that if a girl claims she has ulcer, then she is simply not interested in a man period?

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Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by omoiyamayor(m): 10:24pm On Dec 02, 2019
She's just afraid you will leave her later on. But almost everyone in Nigeria has ulcer,why dnot you go check yourself too,you may be the same so it's a match.

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Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Quality20(m): 10:42pm On Dec 02, 2019
omoiyamayor:
She's just afraid you will leave her later on. But almost everyone in Nigeria has ulcer,why dnot you go check yourself too,you may be the same so it's a match.
ulcer doesn't need any checking,d symptoms are always clear. I don't even think that up to 5℅ of ppl have it
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by 2buffagain(m): 9:24pm On Dec 03, 2019
I would Inform her that a regular oral dose of my semen has been scientifically proven to cure ulcers. grin

I'd go in deep with the science of how the coating of my dick juice contains stem cells that will help regenerate the good microbial fauna in her gut. tongue

She would also have to pay in cash for this medicinal relief.

A small discount may apply if she aids with the extraction by lying upside down on the bed with her head at the edge in order to facilitate the deep throat thrusts required to extract and deliver the healing fluid in quantum.
It's not easy producing such life-giving nut! angry undecided

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Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Nancy1986: 2:28am On May 15, 2020
Funny
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Nancy1986: 2:34am On May 15, 2020
Quality20:
how true is it that if a girl claims she has ulcer, then she is simply not interested in a man period?

You may be correct
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Nancy1986: 9:14pm On May 15, 2020
Quality20:
how true is it that if a girl claims she has ulcer, then she is simply not interested in a man period?
hmm

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