Japan had invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test:

In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves.
In UK, in 30 minutes, it caught 500 thieves
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves
Ghana in 10 mins it caught 6000 thieves
Uganda in 7 mins it caught 20000 thieves
Nigeria, in 5 mins the machine was stolen


This story is about a good friend of mine, Emma. Emma went to a supermarket to buy some juice. There was a pack of sugar beside the juice, so he picked the juice and the sugar, but only paid for the juice. As he was leaving the supermarket, a security man accosted him and challenged him for not paying for the sugar. He was imprisoned for 1 week and later charged to court.
JUDGE: Mr Emmanuel,why did you not pay for the sugar?
EMMA: Sir, on the juice they wrote "sugar free"


The following conversation ensued between a little girl and her teacher:
TEACHER: Whales can't swallow people. Though they are large mammals; their throats are very small.
GIRL : But Jonah was swallowed by a whale!
TEACHER: That's physically impossible
GIRL : When I get to heaven, I'll ask him
TEACHER: What if he went to hell?
GIRL : Then you'll ask him.