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My Story by Tejumola856: 5:11pm On Dec 23, 2019
Let me tell you " MY STORY"

One day, I slept in my room, and i connected earpiece � to my phone,,, I played my favorite song � "MONALISA" as i dey listen to the song,,, � one person knocked the door � and i went to open it, as i dey open it,,, guess who is them ooo,,, � na Armed robbery (they are five in number) they slapped me 3times and told me to be "ON THE LOW" fear run � to my heart � you know as he dey be,,, I quickly kneel down

They asked who is at home, I reply them nobody,,, thier boss told one of his gang to searched every corner in the house,,, if he see any one he should "PAWON" I asked him the meaning? he said "KILL DEM" I don't say anything because i know in my mind that no one is at home except me,,, when they done with searching,,, they asked for money,,, I reply them with tout language "ENUGBE" thier boss reply "FVCK YOU"

As we dey argue with matter,,, my fiance don't even knock the door before she enter,,, she think am with another babe,, you know girl � with their "JEALOUS" when she saw gun in my head, she screamed and try to run back,,, but they quickly catch her,,, they told her to kneel down,,, with fear, she followed thier instruction,,, now they put gun into her head � thier plan is to used her to collect money from my hand,,, they asked me "MY MONEY MY BABY " I screamed my baby ooo,,,, because "I love her "TILL I DIE"

Now they told me to transfer money to theirs account,, "MAD O" I never ear that kind of stuff before,,,, i do it quickly because "AM IN LOVE" I transfer money all my money to thier account (#500,000----five hundred thousand naira) am left with stranded they are waiting for "BANK ALERT" Gbangan!!! Network no dey fail,,, thier phone ring for message � they check it,,,,, it's "CREDIT ALERT" they happy and laugh �.
I acted like it didn't pain me but deep down sadness and sorrow have take over my body,,,
The funny part of it is that,,, thier boss advice me to "HUSTLE" not to rely on school because "SCHOOL NA SCAM"
All of them went out,,, now it left me and my bae in living room,,, Guys can you believe this? My babe blame me for transfer all my money to them and she told me that it over between us,,, I try to told her that if I don't do it,,, her life is at "RISKY" she don't even listen,, ,instead of her to consider me,,she abused me and call me "YEYE BOY FRIEND" because I don't have "30 BILLION FROM THE ACCOUNT" she went out with angry mode,,, that matter just dey "BLOW MY MIND" I stand up to lock the door,,,
Door locked
To be continue,,,

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