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Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Olamsoh: 3:39pm On Jan 08, 2020
Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by lavylilly: 3:42pm On Jan 08, 2020
When I was 15 I visited Ghana with my family and a man stopped his wedding and came over to haggle with my dad about adding me as a second bride...all in front of his other bride

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by fattprince(m): 3:44pm On Jan 08, 2020
Okay. After hearing people say I'm handsome which is true. 2 girls asked me out last year. I'm finding it hard to believe it myself reason why I didn't consent to them.
This is my first to comment like since I joined Nairaland 8 years ago. Hurrah. I dedicate this to God almighty my mum and siblings and my future love. Thank you

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Davash222(m): 3:45pm On Jan 08, 2020
lavylilly:
When I was 15 I visited Ghana with my family and a man stopped his wedding and came over to haggle with my dad about adding me as a second bride...all in front of his other bride
And what was your dad's response

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by fattprince(m): 3:45pm On Jan 08, 2020
lavylilly:
When I was 15 I visited Ghana with my family and a man stopped his wedding and came over to haggle with my dad about adding me as a second bride...all in front of his other bride
You stole my first to comment. I sentence you to marriage with me

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by kecee99(m): 3:45pm On Jan 08, 2020
I've never had a girlfriend cry

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by IyaTola: 3:46pm On Jan 08, 2020
My girlfriend years ago wrote a quick thank you in a 200 Naira note for tip and months later that same bill ended up in my hands as change. I still have that bill because of the coincidence.

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jan 08, 2020
I once killed a lion. don't ask me how i did it but if you do insist,d lion died from 'disappointment' as he saw no flesh on me to eat.

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by IamPlato(m): 4:14pm On Jan 08, 2020
I Can Fly

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by sLentlover7778(m): 4:50pm On Jan 08, 2020
That I, once received 12,000 naira as exchange rate to 100USD right here in Nigeria.. grin grin grin

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Olamsoh: 1:37pm On Jan 09, 2020
grin
IamPlato:
I Can Fly
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by mumumugu(m): 2:42pm On Jan 09, 2020
I DISLIKE ATIKU YET VOTED HIM. . NO CAPABLE ALTERNATIVE TO BUHARI

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by AryEmber(f): 4:45pm On Jan 09, 2020
I don't want children
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Eroms4life17(m): 4:52pm On Jan 09, 2020
[quote author=AryEmber post=85649131]I don't want children[/quote
Eh?? Nor talk am again
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by jeff1607(m): 5:01pm On Jan 09, 2020
wakanda is real
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by czarr(m): 5:10pm On Jan 09, 2020
I'm a british spy... I work for mi6...I was behind the capture of a notorious terrorist in the north east...too bad he was later released and enrolled into the army.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by FanOfMyself: 5:33pm On Jan 09, 2020
A girl asking me out... Face to face oh, I really felt foolishly proud that day.

Was charging my phone in the living room and was asleep in my room. Door locked and somehow my phone was taken by a spt or something

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Itzurboi(m): 6:20pm On Jan 09, 2020
I'm an alien.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by psalmsmiles(m): 6:30pm On Jan 09, 2020
that i was behind the poisoning of abacha that year

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by IcraveLove(f): 6:37pm On Jan 09, 2020
I don't want children.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by FanOfMyself: 6:40pm On Jan 09, 2020
IcraveLove:
I don't want children.
Really?
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by IcraveLove(f): 6:46pm On Jan 09, 2020
FanOfMyself:

Really?

Yeah
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by FanOfMyself: 6:53pm On Jan 09, 2020
IcraveLove:


Yeah
Why? if you don't mind?
I'm an open minded guy, so I don't judge.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by IcraveLove(f): 7:19pm On Jan 09, 2020
FanOfMyself:

Why? if you don't mind?
I'm an open minded guy, so I don't judge.

There are so many people who have children because they believe it’s the right thing to do, or because of ticking body clocks.
We shouldn’t feel like we need to have children, just because society thinks we should.

I could give a bunch of rational reasons, but the truth is I have never possessed the desire to have children, infact I avoid them.
If you decide to have kids, that should be the first and foremost reason: that you really want them.
People still respond with “Ah, but that will change” which drives me absolutely crazy because it won't.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by 125diCalcitriol: 7:26pm On Jan 09, 2020
IcraveLove:


There are so many people who have children because they believe it’s the right thing to do, or because of ticking body clocks.
We shouldn’t feel like we need to have children, just because society thinks we should.

I could give a bunch of rational reasons, but the truth is I have never possessed the desire to have children, infact I avoid them.
If you decide to have kids, that should be the first and foremost reason: that you really want them.
People still respond with “Ah, but that will change” which drives me absolutely crazy because it won't.




hogwash
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Adabass: 7:41pm On Jan 09, 2020
It's just 9 days Into the year but I have had 2 guys (gay) and a girl asked me out this year. I am straight and have a girlfriend tho
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by FanOfMyself: 8:09pm On Jan 09, 2020
IcraveLove:


There are so many people who have children because they believe it’s the right thing to do, or because of ticking body clocks.
We shouldn’t feel like we need to have children, just because society thinks we should.

I could give a bunch of rational reasons, but the truth is I have never possessed the desire to have children, infact I avoid them.
If you decide to have kids, that should be the first and foremost reason: that you really want them.
People still respond with “Ah, but that will change” which drives me absolutely crazy because it won't.

Well, I used to have this anxiety with kids too...I'm a very quiet dude and whenever kids (nephews and nieces and family friends) are around me, I always try to make them stay quiet and not make noise at all. Used to be frustrating because they will always play around and disturb my peace at the time. So I started to wonder how I'm going to cope with my own kids when the time comes. But I guess I'm getting over that ish now because I have my neighbor's 6 years old son as my Guy cool in the compound. whenever I'm around, he will come to my flat and I will eat with him sef. But sometimes when there's too much kids in my house, I feel disturbed again and I really strive to accommodate their excesses. I just have to get used to kids because I was once like them.

My dear, I really hope you have a change of opinion on this sha.
Anyways, nice to meet you here.
*extends hands of friendship* cool
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by dnawah(m): 8:59pm On Jan 09, 2020
most people think that marmaids are always whites and beautiful,I met one in the stream where I went to swim.the revert was the case,short,brawn with afro hair and half beautiful.at 1st I didn't see her but I felt like someone is looking at me,but when I looked at her direction she put her face down as if am tosting her.and i shouted idiot comot there, think that it was one of those village girls until she raised her tail up above the water.i stepped back and I said u ugly I think say mamywater the fine and gbooa she jumped inside water.my brothers and sisters ran until my heels were touching the back of my head.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 9:00pm On Jan 09, 2020
lavylilly:
When I was 15 I visited Ghana with my family and a man stopped his wedding and came over to haggle with my dad about adding me as a second bride...all in front of his other bride
This one na lie,,,, unless the man no dey alright undecided

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 9:04pm On Jan 09, 2020
IyaTola:
My girlfriend years ago wrote a quick thank you in a 200 Naira note for tip and months later that same bill ended up in my hands as change. I still have that bill because of the coincidence.
Damn... Goan laminate it bros.... By the way, you should be married since it was 'years ago'
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2020
sLentlover7778:
That I, once received 12,000 naira as exchange rate to 100USD right here in Nigeria.. grin grin grin
Yeah.. when naira still has value.. I exchanged dollar at 115Naira (black market) in '08..

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