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Nairalanders! by switdick(m): 9:01pm On Dec 07, 2010
hi guyz am new here and am sayin hi 2 all!!!!, cant wait to gt dissd and diss, lol
it feels gud 2 b here live 2 reach out 2 u guyz cos i love y'all,i bliv i've paid ma homage
and dues2 evry1 as a newb so HOLLA bck!!!
Re: Nairalanders! by 190: 9:04pm On Dec 07, 2010
Join the house of 190 and get free GOAT every ending of each month!! grin
Re: Nairalanders! by Woke4all(m): 9:05pm On Dec 07, 2010
cool
Re: Nairalanders! by kokoye(m): 9:06pm On Dec 07, 2010
Welcome.

To start things off, create a female bashing thread.

that should get you going.
Re: Nairalanders! by iyatrustee(f): 9:08pm On Dec 07, 2010
Switdick? I like ur username grin grin grin
Re: Nairalanders! by Dsense(m): 9:10pm On Dec 07, 2010
Get these stuffs down to my Home Town before you cast any thread here on NL . . . .It's an authority given to me by ''Seun'' grin
6 bottles of Black Label.
6 Bottles of Green Label.
5 Bottles of Red Label.
2 Bottles of Blue Label ''Cause it's  expensive''.
6 Bottles of Baileys . . .
I ll get you the address of where to drop these stuffs .  .oKay! grin
Re: Nairalanders! by Dsense(m): 9:10pm On Dec 07, 2010
iyatrustee:

Switdick? I like your username grin grin grin
shocked shocked shocked cheesy
Re: Nairalanders! by freecocoa(f): 9:19pm On Dec 07, 2010
Op you are welcome but you've not performed all the necessary sacrifices,make sure you see MADAM DYT she'll direct you on what to do.
Re: Nairalanders! by Woke4all(m): 9:20pm On Dec 07, 2010
I smell somfin fishy
Re: Nairalanders! by kokoye(m): 9:21pm On Dec 07, 2010
The poster is a tease.

He created a profile with some jigolo name, posted and thread that y'all liked and took off.  cheesy
Re: Nairalanders! by Dyt(f): 9:24pm On Dec 07, 2010
Grunts so powerfully
ere comes d goddess
*in a very wicked n horrible voice*
welcom 2 d hm of d livin dead(anoda world of fun)
com ere n kneel in front of so i can bless u
u v 2 perform sm sacrifices
IYATRUSTEE ll give u d list
sacrifies must b performed few hrs
else
Re: Nairalanders! by iyatrustee(f): 10:02pm On Dec 07, 2010
@ poster, you would need to provide 6 Virgin pythons, the incissors tooth of a pregnant leopard, ten bottles of Hennesey, £500 or its naira equivalent, the switdick of a 40yr old virgin grin grin grin, let me check with the goddess if am leaving anytin out.
Re: Nairalanders! by kokoye(m): 10:05pm On Dec 07, 2010
ten bottles of Hennesey ke

sayo le leyi o!
Re: Nairalanders! by Dyt(f): 10:07pm On Dec 07, 2010
U v done well IYATRUSTEE
Re: Nairalanders! by onstelly(f): 10:12pm On Dec 07, 2010
Welcome switdick but come let me whisper something to u, i wil lyk to be d first Nl gal to taste ur d.*.c.k since d tin is swit and pls dont let d lyks of dyt know this.
Re: Nairalanders! by Nobody: 10:18pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^ *Smh*so u wants 2 taste d poster's d*i*k abi?
Re: Nairalanders! by switdick(m): 10:19pm On Dec 07, 2010
@all 10x,@iyatrusteê lol am sure i can trust u!,@onstelly u sure wld get more than a taste!
Re: Nairalanders! by Idowuogbo(f): 10:23pm On Dec 07, 2010
yes wlcome bros can i a get snapshot of dat yekini , [size=5pt]*damn boi ur pinnochio is inviting*[/size]
Re: Nairalanders! by niceone3(m): 7:00am On Dec 08, 2010
Hi bro, does that sweet d*ck of urs has NAFDAC reg. number? If not holla to get one to pre-empt premature confiscation

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