LITTLE IGBO BOY ON, PHILOSOPHY A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on the little Igbo boy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little boy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little igbo replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

I almost laughed!

Ibo sense LOL. .

Nice, at least one funny joke from you. You are redeemable yet.

why the teasha blush now, abi she come think of BJ come pick that 1

lol

tis all about the IBOs dis days on nairaland

Nobody is talking about the yorubas and i wonder why


*burns down thread*

ur problem is not ooutside u but within u. .treat it.

I dont have your time

Sorry

lol. .na im make u set face like who wan shyte?

Nice one

9ice 1,
igbo sense,
Gods given sense,

Nellyon:

Nice,  at least one funny joke from you. You are redeemable yet.

Is that supposed to be a to be a complement or what. e be like say you de vex ooo

I almost cried

lol
Your own dey different

Sharrap

if he doesn't, slap him.

Kunbee:

I almost cried

because u weren't that smart when u were a child?
just wondering y. .no hard feelings

please kb, do it with both hands. 10, 10 each.
if he bites you let me know.

. thats nasty u know. .eww

shei, the bite will be untreatable.

ouch! u're crazy

crazy people, give crazy treatment.
ok, bite and slap will be very nice.

OmG, u are like totally twisted.

Are u gay?

i will prefer you(lady) to. . . and have nothing to do with stud(gay)

lol. . plus u are drunk to say that.

you must be a prophetess. may be when i get my self back,
i will alter the preference. but not until after the slap.

Boomark

Respect yourself oh lol

I'm a young fun brother - i'm not gay

I have a girl friend and we love each other so dearly.

And u know what?
SHE'S IBO
lol

^

Ode

Egbon Ode lol

Babanla ode.

Studio  - your wives and kids they call u  - they say landlord dey come collect rent tomorrow -

hope say u don get your rent money for the last six months


ol boy u no get shame