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What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by IyaTola: 5:11pm On Feb 03
What’s the weirdest thing a visitor has done in your house/home?

Fitting my clothes without my permission.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by JasonScoolari: 5:17pm On Feb 03
She walked straight to my kitchen to prepare my last yam....

I collected the yam money from my friend who invited her.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by dukeprince50(m): 5:17pm On Feb 03
came to my house, I tried to make move, she declined and said she can't, she sees me as her younger brother.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by donstan18(f): 5:27pm On Feb 03
dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to touch her, she declined and said she can't do it, she sees me as her younger brother

You are the weird person.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Feb 03
Opened the refrigerator in the kitchen to see what is inside without anybody asking her to...

Wondered what she was looking for inside there

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by nuelsam: 5:34pm On Feb 03
She gave a loud fart right beside me.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Nobody: 5:37pm On Feb 03
dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to touch her, she declined and said she can't do it, she sees me as her younger brother
Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by skyhighweb(m): 5:39pm On Feb 03
dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to touch her, she declined and said she can't do it, she sees me as her younger brother
hows that not weird

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by scrolldown88: 5:42pm On Feb 03
Refusing to live and behaving as if we were married.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by kecee99(m): 5:49pm On Feb 03
A girl fvcking my best friend in my own room angry

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Sabby1(m): 5:50pm On Feb 03
virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them
Most youths these days are perverts and promiscuous. Most times, it seem guys promiscuity is on another level, but in truth, females are no exception, they are only reluctant, shy or timid of making a move.

I wonder what happened to our dignity and morality

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by lilbarracuda(m): 9:17pm On Feb 03
this guy would come to my place remove his shirt and short be walking around in boxers

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by emptytoothpaste: 9:24pm On Feb 03
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Randy100: 9:33pm On Feb 03
Using my tootbrush, towel and soap.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by seunak2016: 9:49pm On Feb 03
very funny comment

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Youngkingjaey1: 10:01pm On Feb 03
fucking my senior brother in my dad matrimonial bed.

And she disturb me with her moans
It pain me that day, I can't forget

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Homeboiy: 10:15pm On Feb 03
She came and the next thing she did was complain that I have too many curtains at home , in fact that I need to buy a particular type that she likes.

Na that day I start to de look am bad eye

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by LarryBee1k(m): 10:45pm On Feb 03
let me call her my room partner girlfriend. she came to visit us for 3 days. she is pretty with big everything.

on the first day, she Greet me, I look her with yeye eyes. BROS WE DEY FIGHT NI. I no answer. my room partner DEY VEZ TOO. I no send. the thing pain the girl. she will be watching me every time to see my reaction.

then the DDay my friend went out to get some leaving me and her in the house. we no talk for about few minutes. then I just see her with only towel on going to the bathroom. HMM WETIN SEF. as she come out like this NA SO SHE FLASH ME PUNNA by raising up the towel. as she run inside, I follow her enter shaperly. SHE VEXED THAT IM ONLY AFTER HER BODY, I MADE ALL KINDA PROMISES THAT DAY TO ENTER. LOL. MY ROOMMATE CAME BACK AND WENT BACK TO MY USUAL SEF.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Okoroawusa: 10:52pm On Feb 03
virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them
My sister it's a matter of saying no. You can never tell what is on a woman's mind.

I have been so gentlemanly with a female visitor before that we spent the whole time in the living room watching TV.

On the stairs seeing her off she asked me," so na tv u take me watch today?"

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Michellekabod2(f): 11:25pm On Feb 03
AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and were she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS


I now realise why you hate girls

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Blu03: 11:36pm On Feb 03
AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and were she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS



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dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to touch her, she declined and said she can't do it, she sees me as her younger brother

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Favy1235: 11:36pm On Feb 03
A visitor that came to help teach me engine drawing. Let me say he is more like a bf to me. Na so i caught him kissing my roommate that kind midnight.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by AshiraWealthy(f): 12:06am On Feb 04
A female visitor came. So I went to get her something, only for me to com back and saw her lying in my bed. Chai.
I dont like sharing my bed with anyone. I didn't find it funny that day.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by SwagPower: 12:55am On Feb 04
Man basically collected TV remote..Na him dey run show..grin

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Horlatunjeee: 1:36am On Feb 04
Youngkingjaey1:
fucking my senior brother in my dad matrimonial bed.

And she disturb me with her moans
It pain me that day, I can't forget
This one deep oooo....

But bro, why u no enter set nA...Abi u no sabi the scope

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Horlatunjeee: 1:40am On Feb 04
AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and were she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS



Take this one make u take jolly ....them still dey bring plenty com....

All those gals them go dey claim say dem get sense

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by cooldipo(m): 3:51am On Feb 04
Funny experience grin

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Archtype(m): 4:24am On Feb 04
Lol..please can you snap the picture of the artwork and paste here
emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by illitrate(m): 5:56am On Feb 04
We were seating in the mejlis when a total stranger ran with full speed inside our house and jumped
into the toilet and locked the door, puuuuuurrrrrrr taaaaaaaaar was all we could hear, she came out apologizing
that she was almost dying.

Guest toilet is just beside the mejlis and always open.

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