Some days ago o, a friend came to visit me (not my girlfriend). She and her friend actually had something to do in my town very early the next day; they decided to pass the night. I agreed.

They arrived late in the evening... She introduced her friend.
They had their bath, I made dinner (they helped)... We ate.

Started seeing a movie... There was this funny sex scene that got me and my friend's friend (the other girl) laugh uncontrollably damn. I swear, there was a connection between me and this other girl... We laughed at the same time—at same jokes. However, my main friend didn't laugh...was probably embarrassed?

The movie ended. It was time to sleep... I had a large bed in my student self-con.

In American films, I know I was supposed to sleep on the floor or something... But me na i-dun-care person... I just made a joke about it and told them to "shift for me abeg" (I cannot come and be lying down on the ground in my own house. Wetin?)

While we lay in the dim light (nepa seized the light so I turned on my rechargeable that I forgot to charge). Me in the front, somehow the other girl managed to be in the middle, then my main friend at the back facing the wall.
While we (I and the other girl) were chatting and laughing, she took my left arm and placed her head on my muscles... What‽

Instinctively, I started stroking her hair softly, we didn't say a word... My friend was facing the wall.

Suddenly, she turned and faced me properly. I swear, I never knew my heart could leap at anything, but was happening too fast to believe. Her hand started going every where, so me too, my other hand started to dig... Exercising my fingers. At this point we were kissing too.

Something told me my friend knew exactly what was going on... How couldn't she? Though we were very quiet. She seemed asleep.

My d;ck had reached its elastic limit... And attempting to stretch beyond...

A few more minutes, Na so dis yeye nepa come bring blinding light o. My speakers boomed. That's how my friend suddenly "woke up". I quickly turned my belly to the bed to hide my tremendously charged rod.

My main friend spoke... She told me to please turn down the speakers.
Hmm... Me? stand up? I dey mad? (I thought)

Na so I start dey describe how she go off am herself o... To worsen the case, she sat up to see another movie

Well, while she watched the movie, her friend didn't even care, slept in my arms till the next morning... That lady na real sweet i-dun-care babe, I swear.

That one pain me small sha.



Now, I know nairalanders will definitely have crazier "near doing it experiences". Share yours.

For this bujari regime you are thinking of sex.

OK.

Many years ago, I visited the village. There was this girl like that... I was on a tree, she joined me. Like that like that.... We wanted to start

Hmm... Na so the girl land with back for ground dooom.

logicalhumour:
OK.

Many years ago, I visited the village. There was this girl like that... I was on a tree, she joined me. Like that like that.... We wanted to start

Hmm... Na so the girl land with back for ground dooom.

I'm interested in what happened next?

Can't believe these are the average nigerians i come across every day. The stories though. All so abnormal.

badthinds:



I'm interested in what happened next?

We were young... I tear race na.