czarr:
Amazing.

I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

That barbecue boy should be your wedding planner.

Radarada of highest level

setobaba:

I was about rushing to attack you, until I read the ending part.... What figure of speech did you just use?

he used simile

FarFromAverage:


Do you want me to?

Do you want to ?

Riele:


Do you want to ?

I asked a question woman

FarFromAverage:

I asked a question woman

I also asked a question , Man !

Riele:
I love this .

Perfect time to forcefully remove his oxygen mask and drown him in my ocean of love .

I love this!!

1StopRudeness:
Oyinbo and risky paroles

But all the same ......You only live once.....

no man I am living more than once

Mami water couple

czarr:
Amazing.
I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

No be Ole volcano, inside earthquake.

setobaba:

The day has not even started..... Though for the rich, they've started having what their day will look like sha

Twasn't a question....
Twas a wish.

Hmmm...odikwa risky

czarr:
Amazing.

I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

U die well

Riele:
I love this .

Perfect time to forcefully remove his oxygen mask and drown him in my ocean of love .

green winch

czarr:
Amazing.

I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

RSVP'd me please

Later Dem go talk say 'Yemoja' (Mermaid) dey pursue dem for Dream.

Explorers:
The wedding ceremony is now in full swing and vows were written on plate.

Some unexpected wedding guests swim by.

Naija version.....
Iyemoja sees the groom is decked and one of her daughter has been looking for husband so iyemoja command her servants to take the groom for her daughter while she held others hostage to witness the union........

setobaba:

Far from it..... "Life is a stage" is an example of metaphor


What you wrote there should be hyperbole..... Not a literature student anyway

The figure of speech she used is an "Irony".

It's ironical to drown someone in an "ocean of love" cause the person definitely gonna die if drowned but the fact that it's all for love brings in another twist.

czarr:
Amazing.

I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

Such a romantic way to burn.

Riele:


It's alright .

I hope you have a great day today .

setobaba:

E dakun e Ma binu......
Don't know much abt those though

I now pronounce you man and wife you may chat the bride

satowind:




I now pronounce you man and wife you may chat the bride

Under whose authority?

YOLO

1StopRudeness:
Oyinbo and risky paroles


But all the same ......You only live once.....

YOLO


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czarr:
Amazing.

I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

Ummm crispy! I wil stand just outside the vent to let my nose pay final respect then!

I got married in Aso rock

They should continue living in the sea na , bastars . instead of having sense.

I guess the sharks were off duty that time.

Eitherways, these whites are creative risk takers

surely they will give birth to mami water children

Seems some don't know the fun associated with some post.

Grow up bro!

anonimi:



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Is there anything truly like Mammy Water? if there is, why didn't she attend the wedding?

then two month into the marriage they will divorce. mtcheeeeew

setobaba:

Under whose authority?

by the power vested in me by seun osewa as the nairaland minister...