Offpoint:
Capital L to your car bro, but never give up. There's no book for it, keep practicing.

Had similar experience then, the difference with mine is... immediately she turned back and looked at me I ended up saying "I Jesus love you"

Jeez, after 3 weeks of practice... I Jesus love you was the only thing I could said.

Pelon:

That's right... But,the way you put it,might make people think acting cold,unmoved or rigid around women might get them attracted to you.. But putting it this way I concur

Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

Youngzubi:


So it happens to ladies too..

Is God not wonderful... Adam never new what God did for him, He actually eased him the stress of wooing by giving her to him by himself

franchasng:
Yeah some dudes are that lucky, and its mostly for quiet intelligent guys.


While growing up, I hated girls because of too many Biblical preachings my mother preached to me everyday. After family morning devotion my mom will then start a private class with me to teach me the things I will do and go to hell

Top on the list was girls...to the extent I saw any girl as Satan that will drag me to hell so I avoided girls like Ebola lol


And this my hatred girls made girls to like me so much that many did their possible best to be my friend to no avail. Me that was as strict and serious always like Adolf Hitler the Reich


It was in my SS3 that I started admiring one chick secretly lol....but due to my reputation for not liking girls, I couldn't show her that I liked her but I always looked out to see her pass lol


So many schoolgirls tried their best to get me to be their friend to no avail.

Finally my first ever girlfriend (when I got into higher institution) indirectly wooed me, and what saved her was that I was already crushing on her secretly but my ego and hollier than thou attitude couldn't allow me approach her until she started getting close and we became bestie.


All throughout my time in campus, I can't remember wooing any chick; maybe 2 or 3 and I always succeeded but would lose interest after we exchange numbers so maybe after 2 calls I won't call again and some I won't even call once and its over.

The only time I shiverred trying to woo a girl was a white chick I saw at a mall lol few years after my NYSC

AfroKnight:
I’m just curious. Why did she think it was appropriate to “hiss” and walk away? All these entitled babes who are actually trying to hide their abysmal communication skills... Rubbish.

Blu03:
I remember stalking a classmate i had a crush on. It was so hard to talk to him. My hands would shake and my palms were sweaty. It was a scary thing

I don't know what love feels like again.

Abetterperson:
The first time I woo a guy I liked I was 15

The boy was dark and kinda my type even if I was young I knew teen love is a stupid love so I first didn't want to tell him.
I saw he was getting close to one girl in my area and even if am far more beautiful than she is, she is more out spoken than me which I know he loves
I felt insecure about her so I decided to tell the boy my feelings.
one night called the boy to meet me in one store in my area and told the guy my feeling for me
the guy laughed and told me that am like a sister to him

I swear e pain me

he and the other girl are now dating but is okays sha

seanwilliam:
Lols e dey happen.. but when you get WHAT gives man confidence, you would approach any lady without fear of rejection

Amakavula:
And later you people would attackme for saying Nigerian guys fear beautiful women

Kingsteve:

It's not limited to Nigerian guys...it's a global syndrome.
It will happen to most guys in the initial stages of wooing a female, especially in their teens.

Any full grown man that still fidgets continuosly when wooing a beautiful female, lacks confidence and hasn't fully been cured of the liver cuttage syndrome.

For the confident ones...like myself!
Wooing and conquering a beautiful woman/dream girl is almost like a challenge.
We approach to conquer, not to fumble!
You dig?

Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

Nostradamus:
what's that thing that gives a man confidence?

franchasng:
sex and money

Youngzubi:


So it happens to ladies too..

Is God not wonderful... Adam never new what God did for him, He actually eased him the stress of wooing by giving her to him by himself

Blu03:
I remember stalking a classmate i had a crush on. It was so hard to talk to him. My hands would shake and my palms were sweaty. It was a scary thing

I don't know what love feels like again.

seanwilliam:
Lols e dey happen.. but when you get WHAT gives man confidence, you would approach any lady without fear of rejection

Abetterperson:
The first time I woo a guy I liked I was 15

The boy was dark and kinda my type even though I am young I know teen love is a stupid love so I first didn't want to tell him.
I saw he was getting close to one girl in my area and even though am far more beautiful than she is, she is more out spoken than me which I know he loves
I felt insecure about her so I decided to tell the boy my feelings.
one night called the boy to meet me in one store in my area and I told the guy my feeling for he
the guy laughed and told me that am like a sister to him

I swear e pain me

he and the other girl are now dating but is okays sha

Amakavula:
And later you people would attackme for saying Nigerian guys fear beautiful women

Kingsteve:
Op, what happened to you is called Liver Cuttage
As a guy, it is a phase one must pass through before being more confident.

Don't worry, nothing is wrong with you, you will outgrow it soon.

Next time: never cram, I repeat: never cram what you'll tell her.

Just approach her and start a convo...a meaningul one.
You can start with...I haven't seen you around here, do you live in the neighborhood?