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3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by radiolover(m): 10:10pm On Feb 12
3 Things that should stop Valentine from holding on Friday

1) Nnamdi Kanu parents' funeral. Tell your girlfriend you'll be attending the above burial ceremony, therefore, you won't be around for Val.

2) Wolverhampton versus Leicester City match. When these two teams clash, it's usually a crack, always interesting to watch and quite entertaining. Tell your babe your Friday evening is for the said match.

3) Mourning of boko haram victims. The recent boko haram attack in Borno state killed over 40 Nigerians. What is there to celebrate again when our fellow Nigerians are slaughtered like cows? Please we are still in the week-long mourning period declared by FG. Tell your babe this year's Val should be shifted till next year. Lol

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by WaleGent(m): 10:11pm On Feb 12
Ok

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by chatinent(m): 10:16pm On Feb 12
As if the pagan celebration is significant self.

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Romeo3(m): 10:25pm On Feb 12
Yawns

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Blu03: 10:33pm On Feb 12
angry
^^^^ I hate unsupportive people. Atleast comment positively!
I actually laughed. The write up was nice.

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by subtlemee(f): 10:50pm On Feb 12
Val no be by force na till e reach to dodge

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Slawormir: 9:27am On Feb 13
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Real niggarrrz don't dodge valentine because real niggarrrz don't do valentine from onset

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by edlion57(m): 9:28am On Feb 13
That u lost ur grandfather

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by RedBlackPepper: 9:28am On Feb 13
Dumb excuses, why didn't you put 'travelling to sambisa forest to fight Boko boys and rescue Leah Sharibu'...radarada excuses.

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Renforce: 9:28am On Feb 13
Lol now it has reached FP!
Our babe will see it grin
Bursted!

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:28am On Feb 13
Some that have nothing to offer are breaking up with flimsy excuses already.......

See Chidi and Jennifer's chat below just last night......

Weak ass niggars, all they know how to do is to dance 'konko below' 24/7 on person pikin body!!

Thank God for our boo @MANNABBQGRILLS...... kiss kiss

Boo of Life wey sabi TLC kiss kiss

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Kingpele(m): 9:28am On Feb 13
grin
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by namiji2598: 9:29am On Feb 13
cheesy


And am assuring u, on the 15th of February 2020, u will have NO girlfriend cheesy grin grin cheesy
cheesy
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Guessing(f): 9:29am On Feb 13
Okay

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by FuckAllTheMODs: 9:29am On Feb 13
My person no even fancy all these wordly way of celebrating valentine, so my money is safe.
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by azadus18: 9:30am On Feb 13
no 3...nice point

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by aybabz101: 9:30am On Feb 13
point one______Thrash

point two______Crap

point three______ very insensitive


pls mods, don't just move anything with interesting headline to the front page.

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by longjosh: 9:30am On Feb 13

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by masterflowx(m): 9:30am On Feb 13
Mumu advise!

Let go jare my friend....

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Overcomer001(m): 9:30am On Feb 13
LOL. THIS ONE WEAK ME O. IT BE LIKE SAY YOU DON'T KNOW OUR GIRLS OF NOW ADAYS

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by ZINIBANKS: 9:30am On Feb 13
copy that...
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Alitair(m): 9:30am On Feb 13
grin grin

Nigeria needs more people like you.
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Alexaonfleek(f): 9:30am On Feb 13
You don't need to go to a five star restaurant or hotel before you said you've celebrated valentine.

Walking with a girl who really likes you and sharing500 naira suya could be very sweet.

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by lanetrips: 9:30am On Feb 13
Lol.or that the pastor has declared a vigil for 14th night staring by 7pm.....
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by naijazee2: 9:30am On Feb 13
Okay I will send it to my brother
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by Timinho23(m): 9:31am On Feb 13
Why not be a man and say you don't have money??

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by hisexcellency34: 9:31am On Feb 13
Only cowards dodge
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by APOPTOSIS(m): 9:32am On Feb 13
LADIES should try and take GUYS out.
Surprise the MEN and shock the WORLD.

What's all these...??
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by MrImole: 9:33am On Feb 13
This is getting out of hands...













Seun, which of your boys is on duty?

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:33am On Feb 13
APOPTOSIS:
LADIES should try and take GUYS out
Dat one sef dey.......

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Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by gaskiyamagana: 9:34am On Feb 13
WHY NAIRALAND IS MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE ABOUT DIS ADULTERY, FORNICATION PACKAGING THING AS IF WE WILL BE LIBERATED FROM POVERTY IN NIGERIA.
Re: 3 Things To Help You 'Dodge' This Year's Valentine With Your Babe by NigeriaBam: 9:34am On Feb 13
lipsrsealed

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