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Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by okenwa216(m): 11:34am On Feb 22, 2020 |
While growing up, mama said when you are eating don’t talk. I never knew she was talking about life. RIP mama 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by ejanla077: 11:35am On Feb 22, 2020 |
Danelo: Now i kno the source |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Yusluv13(m): 11:36am On Feb 22, 2020 |
Omar09:meaning that we should change the proverb to "Smart work pay". |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by TheSourcerer: 11:36am On Feb 22, 2020 |
Missionaire:hmm I see |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Nikiballerz: 11:36am On Feb 22, 2020 |
If you drink coconut water,you no go know book again.... 2 Likes |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by babyfaceafrica: 11:36am On Feb 22, 2020 |
debossng:smart work pays not hard work |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by danvon(m): 11:37am On Feb 22, 2020 |
That if you allow your sit partner to copy from you he would steal your intelligence |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by babyfaceafrica: 11:38am On Feb 22, 2020 |
peace28:how is it hard work to be a senator in Nigeria?... All u need is have a godfather, get enough money, do juju and you are one... Is that one hardwork? |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by stEveWoz: 11:39am On Feb 22, 2020 |
Neroiam:
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Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Ekaka1(m): 11:41am On Feb 22, 2020 |
openmine:That one is even better. In class one in secondary school, They told me to kill a red-neck lizard cut and roast / cremate its head and spray the power on any spot your favorite chick urinate na so she go dey follow you until you browse and browse and browse... every idiotic friend I spoke to confirmed the story was true and were even pointing at some girls they had nacked and nacked ...lies!!! So I did for one beautiful fair chick in class 2, I waited two days make she dey follow me...whossai..na so on the 3rd day after prep one evening I started following her every where o...smart geh...she just led me straight to her boy friend ..a class four student and asst. senior prefect...that's how my wahala started o...and my friends disowned me in a hurry 5 Likes |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Omar09(m): 11:44am On Feb 22, 2020 |
Yusluv13: Perfect! |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Godwin2am(m): 11:46am On Feb 22, 2020 |
I was told not to sweep at night....or else spirit will come out 1 Like |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Punoventures: 11:47am On Feb 22, 2020 |
my grandmum used to tel me that if I don't eat b4 I sleep that opi-mgbidi ga-egbum. (l will not sleep that night). 1 Like |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by mordred44: 11:48am On Feb 22, 2020 |
drink coconut water and you will be a dullard 1 Like |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Idoko619(m): 11:49am On Feb 22, 2020 |
Neroiam: I suffer these one.... Chai 1 Like |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Myhaven: 11:51am On Feb 22, 2020 |
When you're eating, and a bit falls to the ground, don't pick it cos devil has eaten it When you spit on the ground, cover it with sand cos you might have sore throat if someone else steps on it Don't whistle at night cos it attracts snakes 4 Likes |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Icon1(m): 11:53am On Feb 22, 2020 |
nazablossom: Yeah, that Mrs. Koi Koi in particular, that's always assumed to be on her way after a strange wind or so, chai! |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by petuniaevents(f): 11:56am On Feb 22, 2020 |
That when someone bites you and you put okro on the teeth mark made on your skin all their teeth will fall out of their mouth 2 Likes
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Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Myhaven: 11:57am On Feb 22, 2020 |
okenwa216:Hmm... wasn't a lie afterall 2 Likes |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by mormoney85(m): 11:57am On Feb 22, 2020 |
cjudy: 1 Like
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Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by BafanaBafana: 12:02pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
nazablossom:that India and Nigeria match, nobody ever told us it was a lie. we just grew up to realize it ourselves. I heard some kids talking about it recently, na so I waka pass o |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by noblealuu: 12:04pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
nazablossom:. Mrs Koikoi? Where did you have your post-primary school? |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Myhaven: 12:06pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
Ralphjoe:Ours is the tooth together with 7 tiny stones and 7 pellets of goat faeces.. igbe ewure meje, okuta meje |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by spirul77: 12:11pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
[quote author=nazablossom
are you from EDO state please? |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Shakaranews2020: 12:13pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
Also watch as Pete Edochie reacts once again to his viral video on why men shouldn't kneel to propose to their wives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9l2Zpc2zA |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Adesolomon2014(m): 12:13pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
Swingate: Lie to maintain sanity is not a lie abi? Wow, so most politicians are wise and not liars for making promise which will not be kept for us to vote em into power. Keep up the good work oo |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by sorepco(m): 12:18pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
U r forgetting that a bricklayer who works harder than another bricklayer will be more successful.....likewise a senator who works harder than another senator.... falcon01: 2 Likes |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Sonoyom(m): 12:18pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
Super Eagles lost 99-1 to India |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Peroh426: 12:18pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
When in the Bush or farm....not to say that am thirsty if not,evil spirit will come and give me water 1 Like |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Lilkini(m): 12:19pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
That the moon swallowed a woman carrying a baby on her back with firewood on her head cos she went to the farm in an odd hour... i swear till now,i dey see that woman inside moon. That if i hear my name and answer when no1 called then i should start covering myself with the blood of Jesus. dont lay down immediately after meal or else the food will go to my head. if i swallow seed of any fruit, it will grow in my tummy if i see snake, i should call it "eriri(rope) and it would relax and not run away till u kill it so many stupid lies biko 2 Likes |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by mormoney85(m): 12:20pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
surequality:bros that stone thing has happened to me once on my way to the market it is a level ground a place that i pass by everyday, i kicked this stone it felt like my toes has fallen out i bent down to check it only for me to discover that i was wearing two different slippers i went back to change it, is like five minutes walk back to home before i reach shop behold the entire line was on fire my shop was still burning i managed to get some goods and money out it might be true but not all 1 Like |
Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by lucky4west: 12:22pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
if you kill a frog you will pee on the bed in the night...i never dare hit a frog or toad |
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