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| Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by yinkalink(f): 11:42pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
What does your profession say about you? 1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. 2. SALES - Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life. 3. TECHNOLOGY - Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth. 4. ENGINEERING - One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergo dynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome." 5. ACCOUNTING - The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane. |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by Kunbee: 1:24am On Dec 20, 2010 |
Mine isn't there  |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by EfemenaXY: 2:54am On Dec 20, 2010 |
mine is no. 3 but within a no. 5 environment  |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by yinkalink(f): 7:44pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
Kunbee:I can see that myself |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by chumakk: 7:11am On Aug 16, 2011 |
You really insulted me by placing me in second position  |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by StudioCFR(m): 8:59am On Aug 16, 2011 |
Blinks Exits Thread  |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by yinkalink(f): 7:23pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
chumakk: awww sorry dear Studio CFR:wetin enter ur eye? |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by BossTtdiamonds(m): 7:39pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
@yinka, I think he has ADHD, |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by Nobody: 11:40am On Aug 18, 2011 |
carpal tunnel syndrome. I fall for dis category, but seriously, wetin dis one mean?  |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by yinkalink(f): 9:37pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
Lol Really? U dont have to scared,its not dat much of a bad tin. @da boss,really? Dats awful! |
| Re: Description Of Professions! Add Yours! by StudioCFR(m): 9:44pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
Boss Ttdiamonds: dont provoke me |
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