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| This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 2:16am On Dec 31, 2010 |
A boy came from the village to the city in search of greener pastures and luckily for him He got a job as a cleaner in a five star hotel with a good pay.He started work immediately and everythong was going well for him except that he had a problem cleaning the door leading to the main entrance of the building.The problem is that the type of door leading to the entrance of the hotel is the type that opens when u get close to it,so u don't need to push or pull,just get close to it and it opens wide for u to pass but the boy did not know this.One day he was determined to clean the door so He took his wiper and a bucket of water and stood afar,then He ran towards the door and jumped to catch the door,He ended up with bruises all over.This he tried many times but all to no avail.He tried oneday and caught the side-door with his fore finger but the door injured him to the extent that blood was gushing out of his finger.The boy was very angry with the door but this did not stop him from being foolish instead he was more curious to clean it.The next day he took a bucket of water and and stood let sau 5 meters from the door,he ran as usual and quickly pour water in the direction of the door but the door gave way and the water splashed on people coming out of the building, |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by eldav(m): 2:28am On Dec 31, 2010 |
tanks 4 converting d video into words. u try,bt d joke n0r funny. |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 2:33am On Dec 31, 2010 |
Guy stop criticism!talk ya own |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Moyola(f): 2:37am On Dec 31, 2010 |
Ok! Is d boi frm yur village tho? |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 2:40am On Dec 31, 2010 |
Oh!!sorry moyola I have forgotten He is ur father |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Moyola(f): 2:51am On Dec 31, 2010 |
Excuse me??! |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 2:55am On Dec 31, 2010 |
You heard me right. |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Moyola(f): 2:57am On Dec 31, 2010 |
Ao dopey of yu!! |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 2:58am On Dec 31, 2010 |
This guy is a true replica of his dad |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Moyola(f): 3:10am On Dec 31, 2010 |
Apparently, yu r an illegitimate child kuz if yu arnt yu wudnt refer 2 onz father (kilagbe kiloju). . . .if yu r hurtin kuz peepz arnt ROFL @ yur jokes. . .Oh, Hard luck! |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 3:27am On Dec 31, 2010 |
Guy u dey vex?wetin I talk wey knock u off balance?She no be ur papa born u? |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by lysaa(f): 12:07pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Moyola:hey at this odd time? abi u have started rehearsing in anticipation of the eve? lol |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by jokingmary(m): 12:12pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
bright007:   |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by shakara4u(m): 12:22pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
wheres the joke, always wasting peeps time, |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by lysaa(f): 1:49pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
shakara4u:why do u want to cheat on the poor joke when u two are on hide n seek. |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by shakara4u(m): 1:57pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
why do u want to cheat on the poor joke when u [b]two [/b]are on hide n seekme n u ryt? |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by lysaa(f): 5:05pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Sharrap cheat! I meant shakara n joke. |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by jokingmary(m): 5:09pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Guys, this is the jokes section  |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by lysaa(f): 5:21pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Educate us! |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Kunbee: 1:31am On Jan 01, 2011 |
It knocked me off balance  |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 5:17am On Jan 01, 2011 |
Thank u jare,don't mind the stiff-mouthed mehe mehe |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by eldav(m): 8:48am On Jan 01, 2011 |
kunbee abi u n0r get weight? |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 9:26am On Jan 01, 2011 |
Weight??skoi!! Skoi!! |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Kunbee: 12:03am On Jan 02, 2011 |
I am 50 kg |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 6:37am On Jan 02, 2011 |
Just equal to a power mike's single punch! |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by StudioCFR(m): 6:40am On Jan 02, 2011 |
lol |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by bright007(f): 7:26am On Jan 02, 2011 |
Pls!pls!thread defaulters are not wanted here. |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by StudioCFR(m): 11:54am On Jan 02, 2011 |
for dis dry thread? Mtchew |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by sugarvanee: 5:02pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
Abeg, all of u should grow up |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by misterh(m): 5:28pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
This is from a funny video. |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by EfemenaXY: 5:39pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
^^ that may be but it would have been better if he pasted the video link here would have been funnier than his narrative |
| Re: This Will Knock You Off Balance by Kunbee: 11:20pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
bright007: In which i go blow your dull mouth |
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