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Re: Hi by Nikepucci1: 9:33pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

Submit your credentials here.

A) Age
B) Height
C) Complexion
D) Profession
E) Highest academic qualification
F) Location
G) Genotype
H) Shoe size


Also confirm if-

1) Albinism runs in your lineage.
2) If any one in your ancestry ever suffered insanity of any kind.
3) If dwarfism has ever surfaced at any point in your lineage.
4) If your ancestors were custodians of the village idols, shrines and sigidi.
5) Are you spirit filled? Please be specific about the kind of spirit you're filled with because even Lucifer is a spirit.

Tenks.

You don submit your own cos this an opportunity you need to grab with both hands before your parents use you do GIVEAWAY...
Re: Hi by GreatResearcher: 9:35pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

Use the report button
I want you to give him 10yrs ban. Report button can't do that
Re: Hi by drealcivilceno(m): 9:35pm On Apr 06, 2020
Oya...

I'm here to witness the e-union between two people.

One is fine and I gat proof, the other is...

Let the games begin.
Re: Hi by topstone4: 9:37pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

Use the report button

So, you now ban people because someone asks you to do it and not necessarily because the person commits any offense? I hope this is not so.
Re: Hi by Ishilove: 9:38pm On Apr 06, 2020
Nikepucci1:


You don submit your own cos this an opportunity you need to grab with both hands before your parents use you do GIVEAWAY...
Too late. My parents exchanged me for big baf a long time ago.
Re: Hi by Ishilove: 9:41pm On Apr 06, 2020
topstone4:


So, you now ban people because someone asks you to do it and not necessarily because the person commits any offense? I hope this is not so.
The mods will investigate and if found culpable, they will ban accordingly
Re: Hi by Nikepucci1: 9:44pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

Too late. My parents exchanged me for big baf a long time ago.


grin grin...chaii,won fi eh paaro baff,too bad.....

They must really hate you,not too late you can redeem yourself by submitting your application to that Christian bro...
Re: Hi by Ishilove: 9:46pm On Apr 06, 2020
Nikepucci1:


grin grin...chaii,won fi eh paaro baff,too bad.....

They must really hate you,not too late you can redeem yourself by submitting your application to that Christian bro...
Let him answer the questions first before we know what we are doing.
Re: Hi by Nobody: 9:48pm On Apr 06, 2020
Keep Needing bro grin
Re: Hi by Sososo(f): 10:11pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

Submit your credentials here.

A) Age
B) Height
C) Complexion
D) Profession
E) Highest academic qualification
F) Location
G) Genotype
H) Shoe size


Also confirm if-

1) Albinism runs in your lineage.
2) If any one in your ancestry ever suffered insanity of any kind.
3) If dwarfism has ever surfaced at any point in your lineage.
4) If your ancestors were custodians of the village idols, shrines and sigidi.
5) Are you spirit filled? Please be specific about the kind of spirit you're filled with because even Lucifer is a spirit.

Tenks.
no be small thing
Re: Hi by Omoluabi16(m): 12:30am On Apr 08, 2020
sad shocked
Ishilove:

Yes grin

Ornicus, bobo yi o jasi tongue grin
haha.. I hope it is not what I'm thinking?
Re: Hi by frozen70(f): 9:07am On Apr 08, 2020
ziinee:
Hi house,
I am Biola. I need a christian wife. If you are a cool headed real christian lady who has always been waiting to meet a faithful man, send me a message and let's see if there is anything more. I believe there lots of solutions in this that we just don't have a means of meeting them. As you long to find someone, someone somewhere is also eager to know you. I can't talk more about myself here. You get to find out for yourself. God can use any means, even Romans nairaland. eminimomo@yahoo.com

You must have been tired of staying with the ladies you already slept with if not why not make them to be the kind of woman and put them through Christianity

If you are not a virgin and you are seeking for this, don't be surprise at what you will get

Be serious with the ones around you and both of you can build a Christian life together

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Re: Hi by ziinee: 8:38pm On Apr 08, 2020
ornicus:


See this one? And you did not include the size of his hands and feet? tongue
We know you have the formula to calculate the necessary.
Oh I am so sorry I wasnt detailed enough. My father's dog gave birth to an albino.
I was told the reason for the strange happening was because my great great grandfather used to worship Iwin.
I would have indicated my height, shoe and hand size but codiv19 woundnt let me go out to buy the measuring tape.
So sorry
Re: Hi by Nobody: 8:40pm On Apr 08, 2020
ziinee:

Oh I am so sorry I wasnt detailed enough. My father's dog gave birth to an albino.
I was told the reason for the strange happening was because my great great grandfather used to worship Iwin.
I would have indicated my height, shoe and hand size but codiv19 woundnt let me go out to buy the measuring tape.
So sorry

All this story. Just say it's half an inch and that it's how you use it
Re: Hi by ziinee: 8:48pm On Apr 08, 2020
ornicus:


All this story. Just say it's half an inch and that it's how you use it
It's 2 third an inch and that's how I have been using it.
Re: Hi by Nobody: 8:52pm On Apr 08, 2020
ziinee:

It's 2 third an inch and that's how I have been using it.

Ma Nigga.

You see Ishi, it's not the size of the hammer but how you use it
Re: Hi by Ishilove: 10:44pm On Apr 08, 2020
ziinee:

It's 2 third an inch and that's how I have been using it.
It is well with you and your 2/3 of an inch instrument
Re: Hi by Ishilove: 10:44pm On Apr 08, 2020
ornicus:


Ma Nigga.

You see Ishi, it's not the size of the hammer but how you use it
Now this is funny cheesy cheesy cheesy

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