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The Ugly Truth by Brytesp(m): 6:40pm On Apr 08, 2020
Before reading this, just know that the truth hurts! So if you find yourself yelling at your phone at any point reading this, it’s just a side effect you’re experiencing. Okay?

Ugly truth = UT

UT1. You’re not special, You don’t get free information for burning your data, You get what everyone else get, ‘the recycled crap’. As for the really beneficial information, you’ll have to PAY or trade with your email and later PAY, or….. just get emotional, donate and you’ve later PAID!

UT2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend will never take a bullet for you, so put yourself first, SON!

UT3. Your mummy is the only woman in this world that’ll kiss your forehead and side with you during your murder trial. So nobody needs to tell you to love her unconditionally and kiss her foot when she scold you.

UT4. You don’t know a friend well until money is involved.

UT5. You will be tested in health, in wealth and with death; So it turns out you were never guaranteed for a single second “that happily ever after”…

UT6. They will tell you to stay away from Alcohol, Cigarette, and Porn but they will never tell you to stay away from the internet. Oh internet! The ugly truth no one wants to hear.

UT7. The rich will steal and end up with higher status; the poor will steal and get his buttocks treated to sticks.

UT8. No matter how comfortable you are with your best friend never ever share your deepest secrets with them. “Sometimes the person you’d take a bullet for is the one behind the trigger”

UT9. Get off YouTube and go see a dermatologist if you’re really serious about your acne.

UT10. Whether you like it or not, You will be judged based on your appearance. So please appear nice for UT10’s sake.

UT11. Who said it’s failure then success?? It’s failure then failure then failure cause even your success is a failure to someone.

UT12. No matter how soft and comfortable your bed is there’s only one place you’ll ever be able to Rest In Peace. Your Grave!

UT13. Sex without protection is easy but everything that comes after that is pure hardwork.

UT14. No matter how hard you try you’ll never be as good as someone made for that profession.

UT15. Never a day passes by that you do not gossip about others, but the moment you hear a gossip about you, they’re the bad ones. No one is perfect, So please bear with them, they’re humans too.

That's the UT
Re: The Ugly Truth by chatinent: 6:42pm On Apr 08, 2020
UT: I'm special, now back off!
Re: The Ugly Truth by dawnomike(m): 6:51pm On Apr 08, 2020
You made sense with most of your UT points grin

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