ultimate77:
2012. My pastor that year been day piety my condition for lag, he collected all this gnld advert and brought to me. Then I no know say na them. Fast foward to that Saturday. I woke up trecked from abuloshun to festac. Enter bus to till I reach oshodi.

I had only 200 left on me. When I reached there I heard noises every where.. My upliner called me sat me down in a class with one fine girl lecturing. Ah!!! Mogbe!!! I was pained when I heard 11,500 will get you your first pv. Ah!!
I felt like calling the guy outside and beating him up. This guys were on my neck to deposit anything I can.. Ah!!

Finally I stepped out, drank coke 50 naira buns 20 naira. Money remain 30 naira. Na so I leg am from oshodi to abuloshun I reached home 12:30am. I sick for 1 week.

Till today, if I see any person giving me anything in form of paper, oh my god"!! My eyes alone go skin am alive.

Futurejoy:

There is a typo error in my sentence and it could happen to anyone .

yeme7:



Snake � that's what you are

Futurejoy:

Moreover, nobody is dragging English with you. I
made a constructive observation over that guy’s comment. I don’t understand why you are taking it personal

Futurejoy:

There is a typo error in my sentence and it could happen to anyone .

fidelmarshal199:



You called this destructive remark a constructive observation.
You lack common understanding of English language.



by the way, you meant to say "There was"

fidelmarshal199:



You called this destructive remark a constructive observation.
You lack common understanding of English language.



by the way, you meant to say "There was"

Futurejoy:

I see why nobody wants to hire you.What”s up with the name calling?

Gkemz:


I had a similar experience.
The interview was for the role of regional manager in an international company conducted by two Chinese Americans and One Nigerian man. The company is into heavy equipments. These Chinese Americans bombarded me with questions from the answers I supplied to previous questions. After spending half an hour with them thinking that the interview is completed. Here comes the mess.
Interviewer: We can see you have an extensive, comprehensive and wide experience in FMCG, how are you going to leverage on that when it's not gonna be applicable for this role because this is not an FMGC industry.
Me: I am adaptive and fast in learning more about the position and I give you assurance that within 1month I must have mastered the dynamics.
Interviewer: It took me 5years to grow to the level of a Manager, so how could you just achieve that within 1 month...
At this juncture, i was dumbfounded.

Another horrible interview experience was with an international company. After convincing them that I have all it takes to excel in that role beyond their expectations, and I am highly proficient in the use of Ms word, Excel and Computer repair and maintenance. I was tested on Excel and Msword. I never knew they had a faulty system that could not boot. I was presented with the system to fix. As a sharp guy, I told them that the problem could be the BIOS or RAM.
Interviewer: In other words you are not sure of your competence by guessing. Don't you think you should have run a troubleshoot with your tools.
Me: Sir, I need to boot the system before i could troubleshoot.
Interviewer: You supposed to have your tools with you.
Me: In my mind (Oga I came for an interview, not to repair your system. Take this shit to a technician.)
Interestingly, hardware knowledge of computer is not necessary for the role.

AnthonyAk:

Clearly u dont have the CCNA and certificates

Autodomain:

How much would it cost to get a CCNA certification

Kayceenaz:

This actually cracked me up.
It is well.

ultimate77:


Thank you very much bro. I really appreciate. I checked up wes months back and realised that after every every about 310$ or more will part from me to both Wes and my school. I will sort international passport and IELTS after the pandemic God willing. I'm not carrying anyone along for now. I am single though.

I have a major in economics but I don't use it for work, it only serve as (Bs economics) you know..so a potential employer will be aware you have a major. I have been practicing IT for about 10 years now though I'm good in it especially hardware---networking and a lot others. In short, I've trained so many but I only take my certifications online when I see the one I love like cyber security, MIS, Telecoms and i m hands on.

Will you say i need to have a job offer before i start applying? Because all i want to do is to get out there and look for a job to do.. I dont have any one there. Thanks for your earlier reply. Can you please touch this one too?

Regards.

Stephenmoka4:
Wow, 10 years is really a decent amount of time but, I'm not sure what you mean by practicing or is it working experience. A great one if it's related to your field of study or just similar.
Since you are not carrying anyone along you'll need about N3.5 M as proof of funds but, don't let that scare you there are ways to tackle that one as you don't really have to get that exact amount.
You see that job offer can be your golden egg and will add to your points. If you actually need a job in Canada, the best is to be there yourself or let someone do it for you; let's say your friend or a Canadian employer but, some employers don't like going through the stress of seeking foreign workers by filling the LABOUR MARKET thing, I mean the employer will have to wait for like 6 months and see that no available potential Canadian can take up the job. However, you can still go to Canada hence, the N3.5 million to keep you going for that year till you find a job.

chukzyfcbb:

Exam is atleast 120k can't say now that $$$ has risen to 385.

Training is up to you to figure out.

Futurejoy:

Your English is still bad. I can’t waste my data to go and check your Facebook page.

yeme7:

You are very stupid

IamgratefulLord:
Hmmmm....
I went for an interview as a teacher in a very big school in Gwarinpa, Abuja. (Expensive)
I live in kuje, on the day of the interview I left my house by 6am in the morning and got to the school at about 7.30am. The interview was for 8 a.m. Na so the proprietress come tell me to write application letter, write another letter about how I encountered Jesus, write a lesson note on Computer softwares ( System and application softwares) , then do teaching practice. After that na so the madam come interview me. I was there till 5pm.
I passed the exams, did well with the lesson notes, and also the oral interview.
Time to tell me my salary, the madam said that she would pay me 40k. My ears went deaf for about 2 minutes, I kept saying sorry... Sorry... Sorry... As if I didn't understand what she said.
I told her thank you and left.
When I got home I said to myself: why slave for someone and earn that peanut!!
40k? Most Private school owners are wicked, they collect millions as school fees and pay their staff peanuts. I have a Bsc degree.
I also have a PGD in Education and a TRCN certificate and I also have a passion to teach.
I called my mum and told her I wanted to start my own school in kuje, my mum surprised me and sent me a huge sum of money to start my school. It was like film trick.
Today to the glory of God I have my own school. I bless God I didn't accept that offer.
Sometimes you just have to push yourself to achieve your dream.
I treat my staff well too.

awuri4:
My first interview was with a multi national coy in ph. I came top in the aptitude test. So they invited us for the interview immediately. The panel was 3 members. Boom the first question was the relationship between physics and HSE. Men my head went blank. But i managed to to fabricate some points n expain. Next the lady said i should brief them as a safety officer, which i did. They promise to get back to me, even collected my phone, gave me 2k t fair. My guys thats the end. Later heard the job was hijjecked by who is who. I thank God my private biz is sustaining me n my family. I wouldnt mind attending some more interview. I have spent some money doing certifications so i must work to recover my cash, ( ndt, irata rope access, nebosh hse, bosiet, etc)

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Vasgas:


What she needed to do was to take note of the first person question and after each one of them had finished asking his/her question

She should look to the person she can remember his question and give her response.
Then look to another person and ask him tat his question.


I believe when under pressure, prioritizing should b the key.

Sezua:


I always attend interviews with a notepad. In this kind of situation i try to exhibit some kind of boldness and even ask for the name of the person asking the question.
I just write the question down with the names by the side If them don finish with their questions. I'll start giving answers one by one

yeme7:


You are very stupid

ultimate77:

Thank you very much bro. By practice I mean experience yea.. Hands on. I don't have any one there mehn.. That means I'll need like 4.5m to think of moving right? Money no be here sha. Lol. E go better, this country don taya person.

laivwire:


Do you know how many people hope for a chance of an interview? Some folks may not be so good at aptitude tests but excel when given the chance to express themselves verbally/ face to face especially sales roles.

As an interviewer, interviews can be so time consuming, physically exhausting and takes precious time you can use to meet your professional targets.

Any company whose prospective recruits know better than the managers should check themselves again so I wonder which ideas they're stealing.

We enjoy in respect to interviews here. Try professional interviews in multinational coys, if you pass video interviews alone you're lucky

Stephenmoka4:
N4.5M you don't really need to have it, that money will assist people who don't have any job offer in Canada so they can sustain themselves for the meantime. Even if you have N1.2 M with a job offer no problem. You can tell someone to gift you (please loan is not allowed). If you have steady flow of good money too that counts, if you have crypto currency/ forex with big size just cash them out as they are not allowed in raw form.

ultimate77:


May I chat you up on WhatsApp please?

Elvis506:


nice certifications....bros abeg whats the estimation for rope access, bosiet and nebosh?

TechCapon:
you really have nice certifications. I did HSE 123 not too long ago, I'll like to do nebosh real soon. I'm in ph as well. Do you think the lockdown will affect anything in terms of recruitment?

chiboyo:


Yeah..
A cadet Pilot then...

Dmeji4444:
I am Muslim that wear beards. On that d, interviewer shifted from the major interview and started asking about Boko Haram immediately he checked my name on the CV.

questions like;

What do you know about Boko Haram?

How do you feel if you hear the news about the members of the sect being killed?

I smiled, picked my CV from his desk then walked out.

fatymore:
I was asked if I can stopped using my hijab...

Not niqab oooo.

All these short hijab/scarves that can be tuck in.

My prayer is to get to where I can have a level playing field for all irrespective of your religion.