Cakephp:

Why do you want him to meet you personally?

homo tinz..

MrBachelor:


Please do

AmazingMOG:
I’m a MOG be very careful With your words next time when quoting me

Jestin:
I remember as a kid, my mum scolded me for wrong doing and i went to the pot of ogbono soup she was cooking that evening, opened it and pee inside. The beating that day nor be small . Mum still told my gf the story recently and she promise to relate it to my kids in the future . I made a negative generational story for myself because of bad temper but i am cool like ice block now .

Donald3d:

It wasn't funny at the time, but its funny now

1. When my dad just bought Nokia 3310 , very expensive at the time, he was gathering money to buy SIM card another priceless possession...He warned me not to touch the phone (he kept it on top of the cloth hanger ).I was about 7 at the time, I was a playful and extremely inquisitive child, my sustained inquisitiveness led me into my current career path as a programmer.
Anyway, some days later he found a scratch on the screen of the phone, called me and asked me why I still went there after he warned me...In all honesty I didn't touch it, but he didn't believe me.

He flogged the living day-light out of me, he flogged me so much that I confessed to a crime I didn't commit.I had to admit to what I didn't do

Years later I reminded him :

Daddy, see that phone that year, yes, the one you flogged me so much for , I didn't touch it, I was innocent....Baba was shinning his teeth , no apology till today

I am married now, my children must hear this as soon as they are born, I would send them to torment him on why he punished their father unjustly

Cakephp:

Pictures of you and your family

Then drop your bank details

AmazingMOG:
I’m a MOG be very careful With your words next time when quoting me

Donald3d:

It wasn't funny at the time, but its funny now

1. When my dad just bought Nokia 3310 , very expensive at the time, he was gathering money to buy SIM card another priceless possession...He warned me not to touch the phone (he kept it on top of the cloth hanger ).I was about 7 at the time, I was a playful and extremely inquisitive child, my sustained inquisitiveness led me into my current career path as a programmer.


I am married now, my children must hear this as soon as they are born, I would send them to torment him on why he punished their father unjustly

Ijaycool:
So as a JSS student in a boarding school in Imo State, I sneaked out to look for somewhere to buy milk for soaking garri, as my provision was stolen.

That was my first time of leaving the school compound, though I knew of the small gate behind Rev Sister house. My dear, I didn't know the school was inside forest. I kept wandering inside bush until very late.

Na for Dining they discovered I was missing. Village vigilant was alerted, everybody enter prayer for school. Tender me, with hungry eye, I no know north from South again, I thought I turned back, not knowing I was wandering even farther into the bush.

Na that kind 2am of the next two days them see me. (they said they saw me around 11pm of same day shaa, but I don't believe, the waka wey I waka be like 2 days waka).

I cry sotay tears finish for my eyes.


Moral of the Lesson: When Covid comes the hunger that is bringing you out will clear from your eyes

Thelucifer666:

I day laugh like mad man
If na my mama she for kill you

Kharol1234:
u get luck say dem no kidnap you

pfadom:



I hope this is not another open lie. GSM was introduced by OBJ in 2002/2003. About 17 years ago and he was 7 years then. Meaning he's now just about 24 years.

How many children do you have now? At least we are happy your wife is not a baby-mama.

I still find it hard to believe this fabble.

Anyway, thanks for sharing your story.

Mawex:

What's the meaning of MOG?

kaluxy007:
In these days of Corona virus pandemic, tensions are high but we just have to calm our nerves a bit

So let's share our funniest experience during our teenage days.

Mine - After our WAEC exam in 2014 my friend took his girlfriend home, he was a virgin then and the girl had sex just once. During the sex rump, the girl cummed so hard that she passed out and stopped moving. My guy started sweating and crying. He called me when she refused to wake up after 1hr.

In his words "Kaluxy! You know say your popsy na police, how many yrs imprisonment for murder case "

ppogba:
I remember a cherubim and Seraphim family I grew up in Lagos. One day, the father was beating one of the children and when cane landed on the boy's head he shouted 'ELI ELI LAMASABATHANI" translated "My Father, My father why have you forsaken me".

The father and every one around marveled at the promptness and relevance of the quotation that day.

Till this moment, I still laugh at that.

izzou:
When I was in JSS3, we finished our exams and had this free period to roam about the school and environs

It was a boarding school, so I was supposed to escort a friend to a bank. After our lunch, we hurried out of school. I didn't have the chance to return my spoon to the hostel, so I put it in my pocket

Got to the bank and while we were walking in, I just heard a clinging sound.....My spoon don fall

The people around turned and looked at me, but I just walked away as if it wasn't mine.

It's a moment I still think about and smile

Orestino:
When I was in jss2, my mum sent me to get some stuffs at a market nearby. it shouldn't take 10 minutes at most on a normal good day. so I branched in game house to play some rounds of ps2. I got carried away until it got really dark. my mum came to the game house looking for me. I spotted her and I hid in between two guys so she didnt see me but she had the feeling I was around there so she hid around. as I was sneaking out, she grabbed me by my shirt.. haha enough beating that night.. I was crying like a ram