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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:54am On Sep 15
very interesting story i must commend. good job OP

thanks, sir
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:54am On Sep 15
Which enemy of progress won kill our veronica nah? Profit, Aisha be careful.. Thanks Op

lol... you no go kill me with laugh oh
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:54am On Sep 15
Me dey suspect that yeye first lady,wey honourable amu nor dey do am. embarassed

lol, you sabi the matters
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:55am On Sep 15
I don't think my babe (Profit) has the balls to shoot Vero.
PS: She literally has no balls grin

Nice one Elvictor! Keep it up.

my belle oh! Hahahaha!!

so na cry cry baby?

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:55am On Sep 15
Nice work Elvictor
thank you, sir
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:57am On Sep 15

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 127

Ugochukwu turned and walked away without saying a word, several minutes I was thinking so hard on how I will get a clue to reach out to her family.
Nothing entered my brain apart from her phone and her handbag.

I got up quickly and rushed down to the hospital's parking lot.
I searched the car for her handbag, I nearly turned it upside down, I couldn't get her handbag inside it.

I entered the car and drove to my supermarket, the street had become lively once again.
The security girl that stood at the front of the electric door have disappeared, I looked around for her handbag but find nothing.

I was confused, my phone rang in my pocket and I pulled it out to see Ugochukwu as the caller's ID.
I picked the call.

Ugochukwu's voice: you don jump enter lagoon? where you dey?

Me: I go search for her handbag for my store area.

Ugochukwu's voice: since, one street niggar don already pick am waka, ask Olamide.

Me: make I go ask.

I went inside the supermarket and asked about the handbag, they all gave me a negative answer.
Olamide was even asking me to call for a police protection that they are afraid of dying, I come dey wonder who wan kill them.

I called station for police protection for them before leaving the place, I returned to the hospital and met Ugochukwu.

Me: how she dey?

Ugochukwu: she dey coma, you wan see her?

Me: *I shake head* I nofit.

I sat on the chair tiredly, he sat by my side till it was getting late.
He got up and left without telling me where he is going, my phone rang and I pulled it out it was Madam Stella.

Me: hello.

Madam Stella's voice: how are you sweetheart, we heard of your girlfriend?

Me: miserable.

Madam Stella's voice: everything will be fine, be a man.

Me: I go soon tire to be a man if she no survive.

Madam Stella's voice: *she laugh* we will come see you tomorrow, can you come home tonight?

Me: no.

Madam Stella's voice: alright.

Me: thank you, dear.

She ended the call and one baby was crying very loud in her mother's arms.

Me: madam, wetin do the pikin?

Nursing mother: she no well, and money nodey my hand. We dey wait for her father before the treatment go start, I no get money here.

I got up and went to the counter then talked with the Ugly Nurse, she opened a file for the Nursing mother and I made a deposit of twenty thousand after paying for the entry fee.

Ugly Nurse: Madam, come this handsome oga don pay for you.

Nursing Mother: Oga thank you, God go bless you.

Me: amen.

I sat back on the chair waiting patiently for any miracle, Ugochukwu arrived with package and sat by my side.
He brought out a package of rice bought from eatery and gave it to me.

Ugochukwu: collect eat.

Me: no.

He took it back and opened it then started eating without even begging me seriously to eat the food, after he finished eating he wanted to enter the other package of fried rice and fried chicken, I grabbed the package away from him.

Me: you no try oh! so if I leave you, you go finish all.

Ugochukwu: no be you talk say you no wan eat?

Me: ehem.. you for beg me make I eat, you no know say I dey wait for you to beg me so that I go eat.

Ugochukwu: how I go know when I nodey your mind, since you don tell me. Bring the package first so that I go beg you properly to eat.

Me: I no want the begging again.

I opened the package and ate, digested it with the juice he brought with it.
I didn't realize I was that hungry, the doctor came later.

Doctor: she is now stable.

Me: thank you Doc, I dey sorry the way I react earlier.

Doctor: no problem.

He went back to his office and left us there, Ugochukwu started disturbing that we should leave and return tomorrow.

Me: make we first go somewhere first.

Ugochukwu: where?

Me: just follow me.

Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:58am On Sep 15

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 128

I and Ugochukwu went out of the hospital, I drove to the beach were Veronica and I had been to before she left for the State quietly.
I parked the and stepped out of the car passing the crowd having party at the beach then settled before the waters.

I sat down and stared up at the crimson moon bathing it silvering light on the water, it was so beautiful that I wished my life could be that way without too many heartbreaking dramas.

Ugochukwu: I think say you wan jump enter water commit suicide.

Me: I just wan reason.

Ugochukwu: abeg reason quick, cold dey here. Make I go buy drink, you go drink?

I shook my head and he turned whistling as he kicked a container away making a childish sound.
I sat down and reminisced about the time I spent with Veronica, it really broke my heart to know that she was battling for her life.
I swear I will kill that fool that did this to her.

Ugochukwu: you never still think finish? come make we dey go, my wife dey disturb me with calls.

I got up and we left the beach it was late already and we had to meet three checkpoints on our way to his house and we paid to get through.
Shantel was at the balcony when we got out of the car, we went inside the house to see her descending from the staircase with her nightie.

Ugochukwu: baby, you never sleep?

Shantel: how I go sleep without you? good evening sir.

Me: evening oh! our expensive wife.

Ugochukwu: you still dey call person wey been pay you just thirty thousand naira sir, wetin you wan call your current boss?

Shantel: is it your sir? I will keep on calling him.

Me: I wan sleep.

Ugochukwu led me to my room, he left afterwards and I jumped on the bed without bathing then slept off.
I woke up the next morning with my clothes on, I went to the bathroom took my bath and came out of the room.
I met Ugochukwu in the sitting-room relaxing while watching television.

Ugochukwu: I think say you no go wake.

Me: na so you dey greet elders for ona village?

Ugochukwu: who dash monkey elder for banana plantation? come eat jare!

We had our breakfast and left for the hospital, we had to meet the doctor in his office to talk about Veronica's condition.

Me: Doc, how far?

Doctor: she still dey coma but...

Me: no but me, I fit see her?

Doctor: yes.

Ugochukwu: gentlemen, shall we?

We all stood up while he led the way to were Veronica is, both of them stood at the door while I was told to go in.
I opened the door and stepped in watching her lying on the bed with different kind of life support machine broke my heart.

I didn't even know what to do as I stared at her, she look so vulnerable in the state she is now. The fearless and stubborn lady in her was all gone, I sat by her side and watched her pale face expecting her mouth to open by magic.

Me: why you nodey talk again? why you no wan wake? is not easy watching you sleep. You know say I don buy our ring, when you go wake up so that I go propose to you? no bother unromantic girlfriend, will you marry me? answer me na.

I got up from the seat and moved away from the bed facing the door, I haven't moved three steps when I turned back and saw her fingers moving.

Me: doctor! she don wake!! nurse!! *I scream happily*

Ugochukwu was first to enter followed by a nurse, who asked us to leave so that they can attend to Veronica.
I stood at the hallway pacing around with so much energy and gladness, peeping inside the room but couldn't get any clear view.

Ugochukwu: calm down now.

Me: the joy no gree calm down.

Some minutes later the doctor came out with smile on his face.

Doc: your wife has God, she so strong to come out from coma in short time. She is resting now, few days from now she will be fine.

Me: thank you, thank you.

Doc: thank God

The doctor left I and Ugochukwu.

Ugochukwu: what of Alicia?

Me: come make we go kidnap her.

I was in a good spirit that morning, so I just marched out of the hospital senseless into the car.
He used his palm to touch my head.

Me: guy, why?

Ugochukwu: you well so? You go just enter Governor house carry her commot, pass those police checkpoint till you drop her for that house.

Me: oh! I don forget say kidnapping na illegal.

Ugochukwu: I see am like that.

Me: you go call her, tell her say you wan see her. Mention eatery so that she no go suspect anything, propose house and fifteen million naira make she no scatter your wedding on Saturday.
Then you go tell her say if she get chance you go show her the house now now, then we go jack am go that place then put am something wey go make her sleep, pay some thugs to hold her hostage.

Ugochukwu: good idea, so make I call her now?

Me: yes, call her.



Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by samuel19222(m): 11:30am On Sep 15
Nice update man
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by GeneralOnovo(m): 1:57pm On Sep 15
Good job bro.ugo too the fear,alicia fit be one runs girl wey the after ugo money.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by preshman22(m): 10:07pm On Sep 15
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Johnsown1(m): 1:02pm On Sep 16
Good job bro.ugo too the fear,alicia fit be one runs girl wey the after ugo money.
Ugo no reach Alicia half for money and Alicia is a drug baron
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 6:10pm On Sep 16
. Ugo no reach Alicia half for money and Alicia is a drug baron
Aisha not Alicia

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 6:10pm On Sep 16
Good job bro.ugo too the fear,alicia fit be one runs girl wey the after ugo money.

you get eyes everywhere
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 6:10pm On Sep 16
Nice update man
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 6:11pm On Sep 16

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 129

Ugochukwu dialed her number as we were both marching out of the hospital, she agreed to meet us in the agreed eatery.
I dropped Ugochukwu at the eatery and drove off to get the drug, I met a pharmacist that got me the drug after paying him heavily, make I no talk how much I pay am.

I drove back to the eatery and parked my car then waited for Ugochukwu's call, I picked the call.

Ugochukwu's voice: where you dey?

Me: I dey road.

I ended the call and sent him a text message to behave like I don't know about what is happening before that babe go decode conspiracy, he replied me with sharp guy.
I called him after some minutes and told him am there.

I stepped out of the car after putting the amount of content on the handkerchief that will knock her out, both of them came out talking to each other.
Alicia was smiling like an angel, she has this innocent vibe that seemed to be evil to me.

Alicia: good afternoon, sir.

Me: ahh! Alicia, this one you and my friend dey, you know? *I wink*

Alicia: *she blush* we nodey do anything oh

Ugochukwu: ogbeni! come make we dey go.

Me: where we dey go?

Ugochukwu: I wan surprise Alicia.

Me: I dey suspect ona two oh!

I gave the car key to Ugochukwu and then stayed at the back, we drove out of the city.
Passing through police blocks, I just dey ask Ugochukwu where we dey go and he kept replying that is a surprise for Alicia.

After we don pass police blocks finish come land for the area wey the house dey, I quickly used the hanky and covered her face from behind, she shook violently and then collapsed.

Ugochukwu: thank God say you no be terrorist oh!

Me: wetin bring that one?

Ugochukwu: see the way you finish person daughter with one hand.

Me: abeg move this car before people go come see us.

He ignited the car and drive into the area until we got to a spot on the road that we can't use car, I came out and he also came out.
Two of us joined hand jack Alicia with her big yansh.

Ugochukwu: this girl heavy like this, I no know!

Me: how you go know when konji don turn you to superman.

We dropped her inside and discussed on how to connect niggars to make sure she stay inside there till after the wedding tomorrow.
I tell Ugochukwu to get the people to guard and feed her while I jakpa go see Veronica.

I reach there she still dey sleep, I stay oh! wait tire she no even wake up, fear come dey catch me say something don happen to her, the plaster for arm region still dey show small blood.
I come dey inspect her bre-asts make the thing no touch am there, it really mattered to squeeze that thing.

I be wan wake her up, I don tire to dey watch her sleep abeg. The hand wey I just raise make I chase sleep commot for her body naso the doctor open door, I come use the hand dey wave away imaginary flies.

Doc: honourable, you are here?

Me: yes, why she nodey wake na?

Doc: she need rest, come back tomorrow.

I thanked him and left, me and Ugochukwu sef come meet for hospital as I dey commot, we come dey waka dey go arrange for the bachelor party.
I come dey wonder who him go call sef, not knowing say I dey deal Igbo man.

Me: how far the bachelor party na?

Ugochukwu: na there we wan go na.

I relax for the car the guy come carry me go one local bar wey them dey do viewing centre, I think say na joke first.

Voices: goooooooaaaaaaa!! Man U! for life!!!

Me: so, how the bachelor party go be like? I hope say your wife get clean clean babes.

Ugochukwu: you don see am na.

I looked around wondering what if anything had changed from what I saw earlier.

Me: see wetin? I *he nod* chaii! *I exclaim* malaria dey worry you?

Ugochukwu: abeg drink, order meat anything you want, I no know wetin be bachelor party, na to graduate from bachelor university or wetin?

Me: nonsense! *I hiss* waiter! ehnn.. I mean waitress oohhh!!!

Ugochukwu: order small, world nodey finish today.

Me: but the freebies dey expire today

Waitress: oga, wetin you wan take?

I ordered drinks all kind one one bottle each, come order pepper soup oh! in fact I even order all the edible from the shop keep for table Ugogoro is up to the task.
See the way people dey eye the tablr ehnn..him shock me say all those people wey dey shout upadan never even chop.

I ordered drinks for them Ugochukwu come dey complain, the madam come dey suspect say the father christmas don too much come ask for payment.
Ofcourse Ugo pay am, before we commot there.
I just dey feel myself high on something, I no come dey see clear sef.

Anything wey Ugochukwu tell me I dey hear am double double, I start to see things.
I no know how we enter inside the car drive commot sef, I woke up the next morning feeling awful headache.

Ugochukwu: I warn you, you no hear. I dey feel you drunken master.

Me: hope say we never go church late?

Ugochukwu: na eleven pm we go go, stand up make we dey go.

I yawned and stretched come down from bed go pee first, after we wear the suit finish.
I come dey like Nigeria movies angel.

Me: why we no get escorts?

Ugochukwu: na simple wedding, my people dey church already.

Me: hope say the receptionist no go be simple wedding too.

He shrugged, we enter the car and drove off with blom blom for the front side.
We just dey drive they go when we see car wey block us for road, one guy dey work him car.

Both of us came down wondering why human being go just fence the road with stick just because of say him wan work car or wetin.

Ugochukwu: oh! boy commot the stick, we don go late.

He didn't even act like someone who was been speak to.

Me: na you them dey talk.

Young man: where my girlfriend Alicia dey?

Me: your head no correct, commot that stick for road or I go just vex change am for you now now.

I come dey wonder why cars nodey come, I dey sight cars dey turn back from afar, this idiot go put work in progress placard.

Ugochukwu be wan go use him hand commot the stick when the guy pull out gun from him waist, na small challenge until I come hear senior guns dey speak for near bush.
I just turned back with my suit, start the race maybe Ugochukwu go join me later.



Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by MAMBALIAN(m): 6:50pm On Sep 16
lol see wahala oh oga land and ugo don play am spoil
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by dawno2008(m): 8:16pm On Sep 16
Na wah ooooo, Shey no be say trap wan catch hunter.
Why dem two dey run na?
What of the otumokpo wey dem do, abi the thing don spoil ni?
I dey fear for Ugo's wedding ooo shocked
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by GeneralOnovo(m): 8:35pm On Sep 16
lol nice update Elvictor. Oga landlord don run,who no dey fear gun.i pity ugo sha, waiting for the next update.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by ena5four: 3:15pm On Sep 17
When The Predator Becomes The Prey, The Pattern Of The Game Changes... -Ena5four 2020
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 4:02pm On Sep 17
So Alicia don arrange everything to take scatter Ugo's wedding before them even kipnap her sef.. Honourable, too much wayo no go kill u o...
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:53pm On Sep 17

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 130

As I start the race I dey hear gun shots from all angles, I no send at all.
My mind dey to escape from that road and find myself for express. I look back dey see Ugochukwu dey fire from behind to come meet me for the race, him don off him coat.

Naso I doubled my hustle for running, the guys were shouting at us to stop.
Abi I no hear well say them go shoot if we run, they were not really joking. They kept shooting at us pursuing us from behind.

We were both faster because we were actually running for our life, they turned back when we came out of the express way.
I come dey happy say we get o deshi, how we for take discuss that kind judgment if we took those bullets and didn't survive.

In space of a week I don do there and back on time to land of the dead, my heart was beating like talking drum. We stopped a car and told him to take us to the church through the long way, we no want short route again even if na to round PH. No... No... to that route that almost claimed my life.
I looked at Ugochukwu feet..

Me: where your shoe?

Ugochukwu: you still dey reason shoe? I no know say Alicia dey very evil reach like this.

I looked at the guy sweating like me and shook my head, he underestimate that girl that worked in the governor's house.him think say that kind thing dey come to people wey no know who know the person wey know, I touched my pocket and didn't find shishi.

Ugochukwu phone rang and he picked it.

Ugochukwu: we dey road... the wedding go hold... yes...tell the priest to calm down... am coming..

Me: you hold money there?

he shook his head.

Ugochukwu: you nkor?

I shook head and our eyes held each other not moving, me I dey reason how we wan come pay the taxi driver wey Bovi and Basket-mouth nofit make the driver laugh.

When we got to the church Ugochukwu with bare foot come go rag money pay the man, wedding commence with Ugochukwu and I looking like people who came out of a serious fight.

Ugochukwu shoe don lose and coat don disappear, he is lucky that he didn't want the white marriage to be massive rather it preferred the traditional that will be done after some years according to him.

We marched to the aisle, I be the best-man while the chief bridesmaid small for me, after the wedding I received a call from the hospital that Veronica is awake.
I jejely tell Ugo to call the other guys holding Alicia captive to release her so that we go file cases against her and that criminal she called her boyfriend.

I waka go hospital with the best man suite looking like potential married man that day sha.. I opened the door of Veronica room and saw her lying her body on the wall.

Me: you don wake?

Veronica: yup, healthy and strong.

Me: so, wetin happen? you just fall start to bleed from bullet.

Veronica: you don't know? someone tried to kill you and I took the bullet for you, I am your new Jesus. Bow down and worship me.

Me: we nodey worship sexy Jesus, you look cute while sleeping. You for kukuma die then become better saviour wey chop bullet for her boyfriend.

Veronica: naso you wan thank your saviour, huh?

My phone rang it was the Governor and his wife who came to see Veronica, I went out and brought them in.

Governor: you for change na, you wear the wedding suit come hospital.

Me: we were attack on the way.

Madam Stella: by who?

Me: Alicia boyfriend.

Madam Stella and Veronica were having bad vibes around each other, Madam Stella wasn't comfortable but Veronica was good at masking her feelings.
The governor assured me that police will take care of the matter, Madam Stella took me out of the room for private discussion.

Madam Stella: you know her?

Me: *I shrug* no.

Madam Stella: you are too careless, Gawd!!

She took me in and dragged her husband home, I asked Veronica if she know why the First Lady of the State is acting weird around her.

Veronica: I don't know.

Me: who are you?

It took her some minutes that almost made me think that she won't answer before she did.

Veronica: I am a secret agent.

Me: wetin be secret agent?

Veronica: which kind primary and secondary with university you go sef?

Me: mind your business primary school, mind your business secondary school, las las mind your business university Nigeria.

Veronica: no wonder.

Me: wetin make you secret agent?

Veronica: I know of your secret affairs with Governor's wife, Aisha is a drug baron.
she is the ghost of tigress cartel.


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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:54pm On Sep 17

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 131

I was speechless after she made the speech with one breathe, on another ground so Aisha is the drug dealer posing like a man in the state that has been giving government headache to uncover. Damn! that witch has many feathers.

Veronica: *rubbing her stomach* how is my baby?

Me: oh! his fine.

Veronica: nay, my baby is a she joor.

Me: whatever!

Baby wey don die na you sabi, the whole time I spent with Veronica she kept talking about our unborn child wey don kpeme.
My own na to comment and nod, she was still healing from the gunshot breaking her heart now by telling her the truth will be detriment to her well-being.

Before I even left the hospital, I met with the doctor and told him not to disclose the miscarriage to her.
Then headed to Governor's residence after receiving a call from him concerning the election in the next day.

I ran into his wife on my way to his library, that man loved reading more than anything. I wonder who force am to be governor of the state when he usually spent all his time in his library instead of office, them go just force person to rule even when the person no know him left from right in government.

The governor's wife dragged me to a corner, I come dey look around to check if camera godey around but none.

Madam Stella: she don tell you? *I nod* she is an agent, she has to die.

Me: no, she isn't telling anyone. I am taking her out of the country after she has recovered.

Madam Stella: I no trust you but, make sure she leave.

I nodded and she gave me a peck before leaving me alone, I headed to the Governor's library and I met him reading.

Me: father, you love book oh!

Governor: son, I want to be a professor.

No kind of confusion person no go encounter for Nigeria, he gave me the number of the military officer in charge of the troops assigned to my local government to deliver my local government to NPP, with the federal myth in hand Okoye go hear am.

I spent the night there and left for my local government with Ugochukwu the next morning, I had a meeting with the military head to send his boys to all the villages in my constituency, I make sure say them plenty well well for Okoye village in case the man wan do gragra.

I met with the INEC officers in charge of my LGA and loaded them with enough cash to deliver the L.G.A to NPP, then we drove to Okoye's village afterwards with Ugochukwu driving.

Ugochukwu: you for call the man make him come out instead of us to go meet am.

Me: you too dey fear, nothing go happen.

Ugochukwu wasn't convinced even after we met with the excos in that village to stage a peaceful protest against Okoye during the before the election tomorrow.
I gave them enough cash and make sure they took an oath to make the peaceful protest to rock the village like fire, those niggars looked like money grabbers.

Them go jack the money use am run and no go even share for those people wey go attend the protest sef that is why juju oath is safer in case them wan misbehave.

We booked a hotel then invited all the ward leaders to give them money to deliver each wards to NPP, after the meeting with the ward leaders, I made connection to invite two different groups of reporters on well known news channel to monitor the election.
The plan was to bury Okoye's political career totally in other to weaken the two senators if they will regroup and come against us someday, if Okoye nodey relevant again them no go get better grassroot mobiliser.

Ugochukwu: you sabi waste money oh! why you invite two different reporters from different media house?

Me: you go carry one of them go monitor the election for Okoye their village.

Ugochukwu: what! you no wish me well oh! instead of you to say my friend na your time to die, enter that ocean die.

Me: soldiers dey there na and no forget say you get o deshi, Okoye no go try any nonsense when media and soldiers dey everywhere for the polling unit. You need to monitor the protest, capture every moment as em go start for morning.

He lodged in a guest house closed to Okoye's their village with the other reporters while I took the others to my village.
I handed the reporters over to my Aunt to make sure they are well taken care of and left for the village chief's house.

We discussed about my plan to feed the entire village next morning before they will go and vote, I no waste time meet the party agents for the three polling units we get for my village then together we visited the town crier to make the announcement

After I left the town crier house with the party agents, we made plans to feed the entire villagers before they will go and vote tomorrow morning.
They gathered some women that will do the cooking in my compound, two of the agent and Harry-P left the village to buy a cow which arrived very late in the evening while the women were busy preparing to cook.

My compound was busy as people troop in to merry, even before the election they have started feasting in my house with the many drinks I bought.
Anybody is allowed to grab a can of drink, I had a late meeting with Okoye's party agents and promised them a huge amount of money if they won't appear in the polling unit.

I paid them what the party paid them and even promised to pay more after we all took an oath to abide by what we had agreed that night, the crowd in my compound didn't reduce even in late hours and I decided to hire the service of the DJ to make the place lively.

Before I slept that night I was happy with the crowd that turned in my house that night and I made sure the reporters reported that oh! Apart from my uncles that are just haters for no reason that refused to come, everyone in the village did.

I was confident in the next morning as I rose from my bed to see my village men and women coming into my compound to feast ahead of my victory brandishing their voter's cards.

I received a call from Ugochukwu that morning.

Me: how the going?

Ugochukwu's voice: we no sleep because of gun shot last night oh!

Me: who and who dey practice how to shoot kwanu?

Ugochukwu's voice: Okoye boys and soldiers, I dey even hear say them wan use thugs hijack the original materials then replace am with fake ones before em go reach polling units.

Me: how far the protest?

Ugochukwu's voice: I never waka go inside village, the gun battle still dey go on maybe later me and the reporters go check whether them don start.

Me: abeg, make sure say everything dey order.

I ended the call and put a call to the military officers in charge of the troops sent to my L.G.A, I asked him to send escorts with every electoral materials make I see how Okoye go come hijack materials.

Later that morning Joshua came to inform me that my Uncles want to see me, I came down and met the men standing.

Me: uncle, I greet ona.

Innocent: *shouting* you wicked pikin! you no wan end wetin you do your own uncle, I talk am say you be evil even before them born you.

Evans: you no lie I swear, which evil pass to make your own uncle mad so that you go win election?!

They just wanted to create scene and have people sympathy, their voices have started pulling people to the sitting-room.

Me: Aunty, abeg give my hungry uncles food and DJ abeg hammer better music for my Uncles to dance. Em no easy to get all these kind uncles, make ona no worry I go soon discover cure for madness.

People laughed at my joke even if it wasn't funny, I went up to my room while my uncles were busy ranting like caged dogs in the sitting-room.



Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:54pm On Sep 17
lol see wahala oh oga land and ugo don play am spoil

Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:55pm On Sep 17
Na wah ooooo, Shey no be say trap wan catch hunter.
Why dem two dey run na?
What of the otumokpo wey dem do, abi the thing don spoil ni?
I dey fear for Ugo's wedding ooo shocked

lol if them catch you otumokpo go tuwama
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:56pm On Sep 17
lol nice update Elvictor. Oga landlord don run,who no dey fear gun.i pity ugo sha, waiting for the next update.

thank you, sir
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:57pm On Sep 17
When The Predator Becomes The Prey, The Pattern Of The Game Changes...

i love this your quote, permission to use it with reference sir
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:57pm On Sep 17
So Alicia don arrange everything to take scatter Ugo's wedding before them even kipnap her sef.. Honourable, too much wayo no go kill u o...

nobody gentle for naija, my brother
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 8:06pm On Sep 17

nobody gentle for naija, my brother
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by ena5four: 10:13pm On Sep 17
U 2 Much My Niqqy Thanx 4 D Update.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by ena5four: 10:15pm On Sep 17

i love this your quote, permission to use it with reference sir
You're Free To Do So Jharey My Brother.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 1:48pm On Sep 18

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 132

I sat on my bed reasoning then something entered my mind, how on Earth did I forget NPF.
The highest bidder has their backup those guys are only loyal to money, I checked my time and it was around 6am.

I grabbed my brush and did a quick brush then find my way to the only police station in my local Government.

As I reach their gate drive enter naso I sight Okoye dey talk with one police officer wey I suspect say na D.P.O or na Area command sef.

I got out of my car and greeted the both of them but Okoye was fuming.

Okoye: small boy, wetin you come do here?

Me: wetin you come do here.

Okoye: really? A lizard find in the palace doesn't make it a palace guard.

Me: this one you dey talk like old man, hope all is well?

Okoye: my good friend, I will see you after the election.

Police officer: alright, sir.

He left and I went with the D.P.O into his office, the man wan dey hostile to me but when I called the Governor to speak to him.
He melo and co-operated sharp sharp, I paid him handsomely and he nearly worshipped the floor I walked on.

I demanded to see the officers following the materials, and he told me they have all left.
I don late, I told him to call them and he did the calling one after the other, I requested for their bank details and they all sent it.

I left there around 12pm after making sure the police are on my side, I received a call from my Aunt.

Me: aunty, wetin happen?

Aunty: them no gree make the election hold, gun shots everywhere.

Me: no worry.

Okoye has a plan to scatter the election in my village to reduce my vote, see coward.
I entered the car and called the governor to deploy more army officers to my L.G.A.

I called the army officer that the governor gave me his number and told him the situation on ground, as I enter my village na like four checking point I pass before I enter.

Come see soldiers everywhere, I rush go my polling unit.
People don dey come out after the soldiers handled those Okoye boys, I stood on the queue and made a call to the press people.

They came in time to record when I voted and even testified that the election is free and fair.
After I voted I called Ugochukwu twice before he finally picked.

Me: guy, how far the election?

Ugochukwu's voice: which election?

Me: wetin you mean?

Ugochukwu's voice: material never near any polling unit for this village.

Me: hope say the press guys dey with you?

Ugochukwu's voice: yes.

Me: the protest still dey go on?

Ugochukwu's voice: yes.

Me: make sure say them put the non arrival of the materials as agenda, also make sure say them interview as many people as they can. Okoye don hijack the materials.

Ugochukwu: that man ehnn..

Me: later I go call you.

I ended the call and drove home took my bath and then find my way to the coalition centre after putting my party agents in charge.

I texted Ugochukwu for them to air the situation in Okoye's village immediately so that any electoral results coming from that village should be cancelled.

I drove inside the coalition centre to meet military men and police officers everywhere.
We did a quick meeting and told them not to allow Okoye and his supporters inside, they should in fact flog their smelling bumbum.

We stayed in there receiving many calls from my party agents telling me how I won all the votes except two votes was casted for Okoye, I know say na jealousy uncles go do that one.

Results started arriving with returning officers, naso another money sharing went round again before coalition of results.
See the way re-writing was going on in favour of party.

Okoye's voice: make ona allow me inside, I contest election too!!

I left the large room and came out to see group of people gathered at the gate shouting, Okoye was the one ranting the highest.
The soldiers were not looking friendly as they stood in positions to shoot any idiot mumu.

Me: abeg, tear them gas jare!

Soldier1: yes, sir!

Naso them start to handle them while I went inside and watch how I was cruised to victory.
Results were been uploaded bit by bit in favour of NPP, I come dey wonder how the will of people go even reflect in Nigeria politics.

The compilation lasted the whole night, when I wa satisfied the remaining work to do there can't hinder my victory.
I left there only to receive call from Ugochukwu.

Ugochukwu's voice: you don win oohh!

Me: I know.

Ugochukwu's voice: you be baba.

Me: enter my village make we enter PH.

I drove off to the village took my bath and ate, see the way people full my house dey collect board trustee go shock you.
Loyal servants just dey present themselves one after the other, I just dey dash them money make them never tag me stingy politician.

Ugochukwu came and we drove together to the City, he dropped me off at the hospital.
I find my way to were Veronica is and met a strong guy standing by her side.

Me: baby...

Veronica: you are back?

Me: yes.

I just dey look the guy that looked mean face to face, he was just forming boss in the room.



Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 1:49pm On Sep 18
U 2 Much My Niqqy Thanx 4 D Update.

you are welcome oh!

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